The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Saw a picture yesterday that was brilliant, it was a mock-up of a Champions League draw with Man United in it, along with TV programmes. Must try find it, but if anyone knows what I'm on about, can you post it please.

EDIT: got it!

So Di Maria is worth just under Suarez and the same as James Rodríguez? Keep spending the dosh you stupid manc tw*ts 

Madrid overpaid for James Rodriguez. Severely overpaid.

Di Maria is a better player than Rodriguez for sure, but we all know how sh*te United's squad is. He won't perform to his potential.

Madrid overpaid for James Rodriguez. Severely overpaid.

Di Maria is a better player than Rodriguez for sure, but we all know how sh*te United's squad is. He won't perform to his potential.

There was some weird looking bloke on ssn news this morning who looked like they'd dragged him off a channel 4 gypsy reality programme but without a blurred face and he was spot on imho when he said that (I'm bastardising to F**k but to the effect of) signing di 'why the long face' maria was something that you do to top off the cake, akin to Barca signing Suarez but the problem is they don't have a cake to ice, they don't even have the f***in ingredients for a cake to ice.

Madrid overpaid for James Rodriguez. Severely overpaid.

Di Maria is a better player than Rodriguez for sure, but we all know how sh*te United's squad is. He won't perform to his potential.

I think Rodriguez used in the right way is a truly superb player and for me is a better player than Di Maria. He's an excellent player but I don't believe we can fully judge him on the basis of a good season with Real. Let's be honest as well - such is Real's quality attacking line even I could have set up many goals for Ronaldo et al.

Told them not to sack Moyes, they wouldn't listen.
Ludacris - How low can you go with lyrics.wmv

This thread should carry a health warning its getting too funny to read without breaking into uncontrollable laughter

This thread should carry a health warning its getting too funny to read without breaking into uncontrollable laughter

Tell me about it Walton I just had double hysterics by showing my manc hubby the "wayne rooney appeal" 

Will they win for the 1st time this season? ;-)

Rubbish with all due respect.

The manc squad is shot - acknowledged.
The problems are deep rooted and the record club fee for Di Maria cannot begin to address that.
With all due respect which part of that is rubbish?

R Madrid are infamous for lashing dosh about in ridiculous amounts, that is also acknowledged.
Once again with all due respect how can suggesting that scenario applies again be described as ''rubbish''?

United signing Blind for £15 million.

I don't think he's that good and certainly not top 4 standard. Glad they're getting him rather than Vidal, who is a generally world class player.

I'd be surprised if they played him anywhere other than CM.

United signing Blind for £15 million.

I don't think he's that good and certainly not top 4 standard. Glad they're getting him rather than Vidal, who is a generally world class player.

I'd be surprised if they played him anywhere other than CM.

Blind is certainly a step down for them after all the talk about Vidal.
Reading all the stuff when they were apparently in for Vidal and there were contractual issues, then issues over something else and it looked as tho' everything was bogged down - how many times has that gone on previously and the result was invariably a subsequent presser with the player wearing their sh*t shirt?
Those days are gone, no more undue influence that enables the sh*te to sign who they like and F**k everyone else, the only people that believe otherwise are the manc media who still think there's money to be made riding on the back of a bag of sh*te.

About to sign the 3rd player that plays in the same position. Panic on the streets of Manchester!!

The last one coming from Stretford End

It seems they didn't research Rojo's work permit situation before they signed him, and now they will loan him to another club.

The whole world will laugh at them =)))))))))) Football geniuses =))

The last one coming from Stretford End

It seems they didn't research Rojo's work permit situation before they signed him, and now they will loan him to another club.

The whole world will laugh at them =)))))))))) Football geniuses =))

Whats the story with Rojo?

Rubbish with all due respect.

Why is it rubbish? I accept that you can rubbish my opinion, but at least have the courtesy to give reasoning with your statement - just as I afforded you that same courtesy.

I believe that Di Maria, right now, is a superior footballer to James Rodríguez. He impacts the game more, he's faster, he's a better finisher and is more consistent. He shows superior game intelligence to Rodríguez and demonstrates this through creating more chances for his team and usually (but not always) picking out the right pass.

Di Maria is a hell of a catch for United. Luckily, they don't have the personnel to make use of him properly.

Whats the story with Rojo?

I don't know if this is entirely true, but it seems he will be unable to get a work permit, also another problem is his bottle attack, he might get a prison sentence

Rubbish with all due respect.

Tbf Di Maria is better than James Rodriguez. Rodriguez wasn't that great for Monaco while Di Maria was Madrid's best player (other than Ronaldo) and a good World Cup doesn't suddenly make you so much better.

Di Maria won't be as good for United though.

Whats the story with Rojo?

Same as with Vidal Brian mate, it's out the F***ing winder.   

Got my popcorn ready for the next episode of my favourite comedy show lately, hopefully it will be as funny as it has been in the last year and a half 

Tbf Di Maria is better than James Rodriguez. Rodriguez wasn't that great for Monaco while Di Maria was Madrid's best player (other than Ronaldo) and a good World Cup doesn't suddenly make you so much better.

Di Maria won't be as good for United though.

If Di Maria is so fecking good then why were Real Madrid trying to get rid of him so much? He is a good player but will not make any difference for Utd, what they need is a defence, even Burnley are getting behind them, a good team is going to rip them to shreds, so it wouldn't matter if they had Suarez and Messi in attack.

Di Maria hasn't stopped Burnley being the better team