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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      friedeggden
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #13455: Oct 26, 2016 11:24:10 am
      Redcafe is making for almost pornographic reading at the minute.

      They are in absolute meltdown!  :gt-happyup:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #13457: Oct 26, 2016 11:30:08 am
      The Tramp?? You mean whiskey nose  ;D

      Good point about sponsors & unscrupulous agents. Sadly there is F**k all we can do about that. That's the way football is going.  :-\

      No that's the way you've chosen to go mate because you're so dependent on the prestige and money they bring in. 

      Sure you're income is astounding and you can afford to keep throwing money at the problem in the hope it brings success but those debts have to be serviced somehow and with the money other clubs are generating and spending better, those sponsors will start to look elsewhere if success continues to elude you.
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      Reply #13458: Oct 26, 2016 02:42:08 pm

      Sure you're income is astounding and you can afford to keep throwing money at the problem in the hope it brings success but those debts have to be serviced somehow and with the money other clubs are generating and spending better, those sponsors will start to look elsewhere if success continues to elude you.

      Once again in disagreement debs.  :-\ even If sponsors did drop out there's plenty that would be happy enough to plough their doe in due to the very big fan base they have. Same applies to most clubs
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #13459: Oct 26, 2016 02:50:53 pm
      Mourinho now quoted as saying Pogba would be a phenomenal central defender.  :lmao:

      Seriously deluded. Perfect replacement for Bailly !!

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      Reply #13460: Oct 26, 2016 03:14:41 pm
      Once again in disagreement debs.  :-\ even If sponsors did drop out there's plenty that would be happy enough to plough their doe in due to the very big fan base they have. Same applies to most clubs

      You'll always have sponsors mate as does every other club, it's the level of sponsorship that'll drop off.  You've failed miserably on the pitch since it was signed, failure to get CL again this season will see it drop and it'll continue to drop every season you're out of it.  The way your going it'll be peanuts before you're back in it again.

      You need to be winning again, you've shown how desperate you are by sacking the last 2 managers when they failed to get CL football and you were desperate to get winning again by getting Mourinho.  If he fails, he'll be gone too. 

      You are unravelling before your very eyes and there's no signs that it's likely to stop any time soon.
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      Reply #13461: Oct 26, 2016 03:57:27 pm


      You are unravelling before your very eyes and there's no signs that it's likely to stop any time soon.

      In your eyes and many others maybe. I'm still confidant were playing CL football next year.
      Frankly, Mr Shankly
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      Reply #13462: Oct 26, 2016 04:35:59 pm
      So Mourinho's living in a hotel in Manchester these past few months? Estranged, deluded and a hotel dweller. Remind you of anyone?

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #13463: Oct 26, 2016 04:57:27 pm
      In your eyes and many others maybe. I'm still confidant were playing CL football next year.

      Leave the skunk alone Keith.
      They can't even sort your manager a decent hotel.
      « Last Edit: Oct 26, 2016 05:23:50 pm by stuey »
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #13464: Oct 26, 2016 05:12:58 pm
      In your eyes and many others maybe. I'm still confidant were playing CL football next year.

      What are you basing that confidence on, because form where I'm looking Man Utd are a very dysfunctional team at the moment. Your defence is ok, mostly saved by having an outstanding keeper, your midfield is a basket case and your strike force is misfiring. Add to this that Maureen is picking the wrong players or playing them out of position. In reality Pogba should be dropped but no way in hell that will happen.
      Every team can pull it round and every team goes through bad patches but hand on heart and not trying to wind you up but I feel that Man Utd are way off the pace at the moment and I don't think Maureen is the manager you need to turn it round, he certainly wasn't able to turn things around at Chelsea, a club he supposedly loved.
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      Reply #13465: Oct 26, 2016 05:23:53 pm
      Hope they play well tonight but still lose.  It'll give them a bit of a boost going into the tough weekend game away to Burnley who have already taken 9 points at home to teams above or who have beaten the scum.  If he goes there thinking he can get something from the game, Burnley will take them apart  ;D

      Another win for Burnley would see them just 1 point below Utd  :lmao:
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      Reply #13466: Oct 26, 2016 06:03:26 pm
      The biggest c**t of a ref there is, Mike Dean, who regular likes to make bad decisions against Utd and steal the show is in charge tonight.

      So glad the c**t is from Merseyside.

      Horrible tw*t that. Hopefully in true horrible form tonight.
      Frankly, Mr Shankly
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #13467: Oct 26, 2016 07:04:11 pm
      I see he's starting pretty much a full strength side against a weakened City side.

      Feeling the pressure much Jose?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #13468: Oct 26, 2016 07:05:49 pm
      Once again in disagreement debs.  :-\ even If sponsors did drop out there's plenty that would be happy enough to plough their doe in due to the very big fan base they have. Same applies to most clubs

      Keith mate, take it from us, no there's not. In 2009 we missed out on the League with a record points tally for second, to what in my opinion was the best United team Ferguson had. We once again got to the latter stages of the Champions League and excruciatingly got knocked out by Chelsea in one of the most emotive games of football I've seen. We scored 14 goals in three games, 4-1 at Old Trafford, 4-0 against Real Madrid and a 5-0 hammering of Aston Villa (They were decent then!). We had Alonso, Gerrard and Torres... we should have been beating back sponsors with a stick!

      In 2010 we just about avoided going into administration. Those debts can and will cripple ANY club! Leeds were plenty big enough too but their debt caught up with them! The banks have more control over your club than anyone right now, the second they say pay up it's game over. I only ever followed from a distance but I was a fan of the "Green and Gold" campaign, and I don't think you should be backing off these owners. One or two poor seasons is all it takes until you've been Hodged and RBS come calling!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #13469: Oct 26, 2016 07:09:56 pm
      I see he's starting pretty much a full strength side against a weakened City side.

      Feeling the pressure much Jose?

      Could do with them winning tonight as they seem to be imploding a bit too quickly for my liking.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #13470: Oct 26, 2016 07:18:32 pm
      Could do with them winning tonight as they seem to be imploding a bit too quickly for my liking.

      Agreed mate.  It's going to happen eventually but later in the season would be more damaging than before Christmas. 
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      Reply #13471: Oct 26, 2016 07:56:32 pm
      What are you basing that confidence on, because form where I'm looking Man Utd are a very dysfunctional team at the moment. Your defence is ok, mostly saved by having an outstanding keeper, your midfield is a basket case and your strike force is misfiring. Add to this that Maureen is picking the wrong players or playing them out of position. In reality Pogba should be dropped but no way in hell that will happen.


      Can I base it on the old adage he's not settled in yet and players haven't adapted to his style at the moment.  :D Defence is very good, pity about Bailly as he will be outstanding even though he will get plenty of yellows with the odd red thrown in. Was disappointed Mourino didn't  utilise the hight he has against you guys on set pieces...(( not that we had many of them  ;D ))  Your argument about players stands up and I'm inclined to agree with you.

      I'm still optimistic we can turn it around. I may have blinkered, biased vision but I still believe he's the one for us..
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      Reply #13472: Oct 26, 2016 08:03:27 pm
      Right give me some peace.  :D I'm sat at poker table, lovely seat for the match, couple of quid up so alls good........ So far  ;D
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      Reply #13473: Oct 26, 2016 08:27:31 pm
      Right give me some peace.  :D I'm sat at poker table, lovely seat for the match, couple of quid up so alls good........ So far  ;D

      Where ya playing Keith?
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      Reply #13474: Oct 26, 2016 08:38:27 pm

      235 in Manchester.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #13475: Oct 26, 2016 08:48:05 pm
      Casino on a Wednesday night  nice one , hows the cards running ?
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      Reply #13476: Oct 26, 2016 08:57:45 pm
      Casino on a Wednesday night  nice one , hows the cards running ?

      Just got AA cracked against q-6 off. £500 + pot.

      Better get back on topic or we might get in trouble  :D.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #13477: Oct 26, 2016 09:34:58 pm
      Just got AA cracked against q-6 off. £500 + pot.

      Better get back on topic or we might get in trouble  :D
      Ok then your team is sh*t  ;D.  Did you have the AA ?

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