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jckopking Offline
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« on: November 23, 2009, 10:39:25 AM »

Don't know about you, but I would love to see the notes Rafa seems to pen whenever we concede a goal and when things aren't going our way, which is pretty much all the time at the moment.

I would love to get inside his head and find out exactly what he's writing. Decisions he has made and perhaps more importantly, the decisions he hasn't made.

What is he writing? Whatever it is, it isn't working.

What do you think?

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« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2009, 11:43:40 AM »

He's probably rearranging the order in which he is going to bollock the players.

After Skrtel scored he went to the bottom of the list.  When Adebayor scored he had to cross his name out to put him back at the top.
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« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2009, 11:44:40 AM »

taking orders from the subs bench and some of the crowd behind him

fat spanish waiter and all that..
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« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2009, 11:54:54 AM »

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« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2009, 11:57:49 AM »

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« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2009, 12:05:50 PM »

I wish those two American tw*ts would give me the money I need to strengthen my squad and I wouldn't be 7th in the Premiership if they did.  :Smiley
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« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2009, 12:13:37 PM »

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« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2009, 01:10:02 PM »

Probably writing Kuyts name on the team sheet for the next game, no matter how bad his previous performance is, he always starts the next game.( I know he works hard but so do washing machines)
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« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2009, 01:27:13 PM »

Probably writing Kuyts name on the team sheet for the next game, no matter how bad his previous performance is, he always starts the next game.( I know he works hard but so do washing machines)

Nice one.
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« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2009, 01:27:38 PM »

Writing down what he forgot to buy at waitrose on way to game. God knws what he does lets hope he draws a pic of his ass with fingers being pulled out cos he has to pull his out t get us ov the slump we in.
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« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2009, 01:33:32 PM »

Did anyone else see those notes that Mourinho wrote during his time at Chelski? He was analysing every move that the opposition players were making, trying to find a weakness to pass on to his players, either during that game or the next time they faced them.
In the example printed in the newspaper, Chelski were playing against Newcastle and he noticed that when the ball is played in front of Newcastle's back 4, Titus Bramble would move forward to meet it. He passed this on to his players at half time and they exploited it almost straight away. A couple of Chelski players played a 1-2 in front of Newcastle's back 4, Bramble stepped forward and a diagonal ball was played in behind him to the Chelski runner... goal.
I'm assuming Rafa is analysing things to the same extent.
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« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2009, 01:35:21 PM »

Rafa could be taking notes of decisions he made.

"I should ... in future " and "I shouldn't .... next time."

Example?
I shouldn't start with Babel next time.
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« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2009, 01:45:53 PM »

Did anyone else see those notes that Mourinho wrote during his time at Chelski? He was analysing every move that the opposition players were making, trying to find a weakness to pass on to his players, either during that game or the next time they faced them.
In the example printed in the newspaper, Chelski were playing against Newcastle and he noticed that when the ball is played in front of Newcastle's back 4, Titus Bramble would move forward to meet it. He passed this on to his players at half time and they exploited it almost straight away. A couple of Chelski players played a 1-2 in front of Newcastle's back 4, Bramble stepped forward and a diagonal ball was played in behind him to the Chelski runner... goal.
I'm assuming Rafa is analysing things to the same extent.
If thats the case . . . then those notes at 92 minures are yet to be explained !
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« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2009, 02:22:37 PM »

This is what Rafa's been doing all time on the bench
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« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2009, 02:32:18 PM »

 laugh  lmao
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« Reply #15 on: November 23, 2009, 03:54:39 PM »

When we score:

"YEEEESSSSS GET THE FUCK IN! WELL IN STEVIE LAD!!"


When we concede:

"FUCK OFF! ANOTHER SET PIECE!"
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« Reply #16 on: November 23, 2009, 04:21:08 PM »

Drawing Fergie's mangina.
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« Reply #17 on: November 23, 2009, 04:24:56 PM »

When we score:

"YEEEESSSSS GET THE FUCK IN! WELL IN STEVIE LAD!!"


When we concede:

"FUCK OFF! ANOTHER SET PIECE!"

Cheesy
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« Reply #18 on: November 23, 2009, 04:35:25 PM »

sudoko puzzles ?
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Cool new kit design!

« Reply #19 on: November 23, 2009, 05:04:39 PM »

I love H&G...I love H&G not....
Purslow you rock!
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« Reply #20 on: November 23, 2009, 05:54:23 PM »

Rafa is writing his autobiography as it happens so when Babel scores a hat trick the shock doesn't give him health problems !  Grin
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« Reply #21 on: November 23, 2009, 06:17:45 PM »

probably thinking about the possible line-up for his fifa 10/football manager
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« Reply #22 on: November 23, 2009, 07:35:56 PM »

Recently he's writing:

Please God,Torres should recover
Please God,Torres should recover
Please God,Torres should recover
Please God,Torres should recover..........
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« Reply #23 on: November 23, 2009, 07:51:46 PM »

He tries to figure out this tricky little blighter:

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« Reply #24 on: November 23, 2009, 07:56:49 PM »

That was piss easy, I must have done it in about four seconds! Cheesy

Maybe that's what he's writing, "piece of piss that, now I'm bored, no?".
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« Reply #25 on: November 23, 2009, 08:12:28 PM »

Shopping list.

Bog rolls.
Oven chips.
Lasagne.
Daily Sport.
Bag of satsumas.
Ping pong ball.
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« Reply #26 on: November 23, 2009, 08:51:18 PM »

To do list:

Dinner
Send kids to bed
Trip to X-rated shops
Sexy time.

Montse very happy for sure Tongue
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« Reply #27 on: November 23, 2009, 09:37:11 PM »

Sexy time.

Verry niicee. High fivee!
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« Reply #28 on: November 23, 2009, 09:46:40 PM »

He just likes writing on quaaaallity paper.
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« Reply #29 on: November 23, 2009, 09:50:41 PM »

Jaffa Cakes.
Angel Delight.
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