Well since you asked...it all started 6 years ago
I first began my Journey in losing my keys 6 years ago, deciding to waste my life savings and taking on 25k debt by going to university, it was a fruitful time, I decided I needed a new laptop, so I bought my Dell laptop...press on 4 years later, after getting a good job, I met the perfect lady, we settled down and got married, thats where it went downhill, a dark cloud was on the horizon, I did not predict it but you know, you cannot be in control of everything in life....
so it began, I came home one day to find the laptop had accidentally fallen on the floor, 3 keys were missing and the charger socket broken, still it was charging but very loose...
Hey I was happily married, I was getting laid every other night and well decided to take the misses to shopping, brought a brand new hp laptop, a few months later I came back from work finding out the laptop had accidentally fallen on the floor, I saw a couple of keys were missing and the screen had cracked slightly. I was just about to question her as to what had happened but then she showed me her new (or lack of) clothes she bought from the store
I kind of forgot about it....I decided to take the misses shopping the next day, I had a huge smile on my face after last night, I bought my self a windows 8 Acer laptop
6 months later
I came home one day and I found the laptop with a few keys missing and the charger slot completely knackered, not working at all. Later that night, my mother visited and stayed the night, she said my wife had put on weight, a few minutes later after she left, I saw my sky remote go smashing against the wall
suddenly it all made sense, the sex, the clothes, the broken laptops, 1,400 pounds later, I finally understood
my mother broke my laptops when she came over so my wife stopped going on it as she had gained weight, either that or something else
thus to our present day, I am using my missing keyboard keys and slightly broken charger dell laptop
I hope that clears everything up lads.