Thought you did regardless?
What about 'Oh Carol' by Neil Sedaka?. Just an idea. Obviously the words could be altered.
Shh...don't tell everyone
Your picture makes me cry
Welcome to the club Andy, wreak havoc on corners and set plays big fella.
We might even score from corners now
Ohhh ohhh ohhhAndy Carroll please give us a goalHe's totally mentalNon-ContinentalAnd he'll rip you a new a*sehoooooooole!!
Take no prisoners on sunday and make sure your elbow hits a certain jaw,