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Re: Funny Stuff Thread
Reply #180 : August 02, 2008, 01:17:05 AM »
Great pics mr green


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Reply #181 : August 03, 2008, 07:01:19 PM »
:lmao: :lmao:

In stitches with some of those. Great stuff.

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Re: Funny Stuff Thread
Reply #182 : August 03, 2008, 07:13:44 PM »
Just so you know, this is a sign that I took a picture of on my holiday in Switzerland



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Reply #183 : August 06, 2008, 04:14:47 PM »
Thanks for the help mr. green, I'm sure I'll need to read them again when I have a child  ;)

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Reply #184 : August 06, 2008, 08:03:51 PM »
Just so you know, this is a sign that I took a picture of on my holiday in Switzerland

Obviously the Swiss get straight to the point!! :D

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Reply #185 : August 18, 2008, 08:02:38 PM »
More funnies nicked off RAWK  ;)













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Reply #186 : August 22, 2008, 11:46:34 PM »
Great pics, all of them !
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Re: Funny Stuff Thread
Reply #187 : August 23, 2008, 09:17:02 PM »
Superb stuff mr.green - one of the best posts I've read on here.
http://www.lfcreds.com/reds/index.php/topic,2868.msg153334.html#msg153334

And I've read a lot of em.

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Reply #188 : August 27, 2008, 04:32:23 PM »

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Reply #189 : August 27, 2008, 04:59:54 PM »
I liked this one  :lmao:


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Reply #190 : August 29, 2008, 10:32:12 PM »
Check these out guys, some funny stuff here.  Footy scraps at their best,  our own Bruce Grobelaar, Stevie Mcmanaman and Stevie G all star in this !!

The referees take a beating as well  :D :D :D

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Reply #191 : August 29, 2008, 11:52:09 PM »
1.42.... ouch

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Re: Funny Stuff Thread
Reply #192 : August 30, 2008, 01:08:53 AM »
« Last Edit: August 30, 2008, 03:24:43 PM by redkenny »


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Reply #193 : August 30, 2008, 11:36:27 AM »
Taken fron Red Cauldren

http://theredcauldron.blogspot.com/

Answers from Quiz questions

BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2)
Jamie Theakston: Where do you think Cambridge University is?
Contestant: Geography isn't my strong point.
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PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC GMR)
Wood: What 'K' could be described as the Islamic Bible?
Contestant: Er. . .
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Contestant: Blimey?
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Contestant: (Silence.)
Wood: OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I . . .
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Alex Trelinski: What's the capital of Italy?
Contestant: France.
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Contestant: Paris.


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UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2)
Bamber Gascoigne: What was Gandhi's first name?
Contestant: Goosey?

RICHARD AND JUDY (C4))
Q: Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman?
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LINCS FM PHONE-IN
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Contestant: Barcelona.
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NATIONAL LOTTERY (BBC1)
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BREAKFAST SHOW (RADIO 1)
Chris Moyles: Which 's' is a kind of whale that can grow up to 80 tonnes?
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JAMES O'BRIEN SHOW (LBC)
O'Brien: How many kings of England have been called Henry?
Contestant: Well, I know there was a Henry the Eighth. . . er . . . Three?

CHRIS SEARLE SHOW (BBC RADIO BRISTOL)
Searle: In which European country is Mount Etna?
Caller: Japan.
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Caller: Er . . . Mexico?

PAUL WAPPAT (BBC RADIO NEWCASTLE)
Wappat: How long did the Six-Day War between Egypt and Israel last?
Contestant (after long pause): Fourteen days.

THE VAULT (ITV)
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STEVE WRIGHT IN THE AFTERNOON (RADIO 2)
Wright: Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a loincloth did he play?
Contestant: Jesus

DOG EAT DOG (BBC1)
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Contestant: Enid Blyton.

NATIONAL LOTTERY (BBC1)
Eamonn Holmes: There are three states of matter: solid, liquid and . . ?
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Phil Tufnell: How many Olympic Games have been held?
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QUIZMANIA (ITV)
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Contestant: Doctor.
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Gary King: Name the funny men who once entertained kings and queens at court.
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Andy Townsend: How many wheels does a tricycle have?
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Re: Funny Stuff Thread
Reply #194 : August 30, 2008, 12:11:06 PM »
 :lmao:  Made me laugh Redpuppy, but can people really be that dim  ???

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Reply #196 : August 30, 2008, 02:52:52 PM »
Anything to Declair ?

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Reply #199 : August 30, 2008, 03:19:56 PM »
 :D :D  I watched that also Bpatel, and Frankie Boyle is my favourite as well, he's got a wicked sense of humour!!  ;D




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Reply #200 : August 30, 2008, 03:23:37 PM »
:D :D  I watched that also Bpatel, and Frankie Boyle is my favourite as well, he's got a wicked sense of humour!!  ;D

I know!! You shouldn't laugh because he's so evil, but you can't really help it.  :D  :D

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Reply #201 : August 30, 2008, 04:13:49 PM »
:laugh: i no he just says things that no one else would dare say :lmao:

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Reply #202 : August 30, 2008, 04:35:11 PM »
:laugh: I no he just says things that no one else would dare say :lmao:

And that's exactly why he's so funny!! He doen't give a sh*t about anything or anybody! He doesn't care if people's feelings might get hurt.

He's a genius!!  :D

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Reply #203 : September 01, 2008, 04:51:19 PM »
Hillarious!





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Reply #204 : September 01, 2008, 06:22:10 PM »
is that of zoolander

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Reply #205 : September 01, 2008, 06:38:13 PM »
Moved to the Funny Stuff thread, actually I think this has already been posted.




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Reply #206 : September 01, 2008, 07:18:51 PM »
A Polish soap opera dubbed over in Dublinese. :lmao:

Maybe you have to be Irish to get it but hopefully not!


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Reply #207 : September 03, 2008, 01:03:48 AM »
 :lmao:


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