Harry Redknapp

(Original title "Harry Rednapp Press Conference Flow Chart" changed to accommodate all that is 'Arry.)

Don't know if anyone has seen this before

Quality.

Haven't seen it before but it makes some sort of sense.

I was at a mates birthday party back in October and his uncle was going on about how he knew Redknapp when they were kids. Basically he said he was the biggest blagger he'd ever known. And he (Redknapp) used to admit that he didn't know how he'd get away with what he said sometimes.

That's class.

Its so true! Brilliant.

I love the blatant pisstake of 'Arry's lack of secrecy.
Quality.

So very true. Top post Huyton Red.

Hope they go down.

We can get Keano back!

Did i just say that? Woops.

Absoloute quality.

Can't stand Redknapp.

Never ever liked him. All my mates go on to me about him being a quality English manager.

I'm sorry but he's a F***ing w**ker. I'd piss myself if they went down.

Hahaha that's brilliant!

'Arry Redknapp conveniently waited until the transfer window closed to resign.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/31117098

Harry Redknapp resigns as QPR manager

Harry Redknapp has resigned as manager of QPR because of an upcoming knee operation.

The 67-year-old has left the Loftus Road club second bottom of the Premier League with 19 points from 23 games.

Redknapp says surgery in the coming weeks will stop him from doing his job and "it's better for someone else to take over the reins".

Coaches Les Ferdinand and Chris Ramsey will take temporary charge of the first team.

TV punditry awaits... lets hope it's on Top Gear.

TV punditry awaits... lets hope it's on Top Gear.

But only if they offer to "treble" his wages

sh*t with him gone who else will take Glen Johnson off our hands know?

Sh*t with him gone who else will take Glen Johnson off our hands know?

West Ham.

QPR are well rid of him.

So 'Arry has conveniently got a knee injury that needs urgent treatment.

Just after the transfer window where he couldn't buy yet more players to pull him out of a hole.

QPR better off without him.

So 'Arry has conveniently got a knee injury that needs urgent treatment.

Just after the transfer window where he couldn't buy yet more players to pull him out of a hole.

QPR better off without him.

Can't stand him to be honest with him hanging out of the car window in transfer deadline day "Terrific" Terrific"!

I'd like to see Joey Barton given a sniff at the job

Can't stand him to be honest with him hanging out of the car window in transfer deadline day "Terrific" Terrific"!

I'd like to see Joey Barton given a sniff at the job

Dim Sherwood will be a dead cert.

Can't stand him to be honest with him hanging out of the car window in transfer deadline day "Terrific" Terrific"!

He's a tw*t Shabs.

He's a tw*t Shabs.

Talks sense at times

Just realized: Can we correct the spelling of the thread to "Redknapp"?

Just realized: Can we correct the spelling of the thread to "Redknapp"?

Happy now?! 

Happy now?! 

It has already made a world of difference

Can't stand him to be honest with him hanging out of the car window in transfer deadline day "Terrific" Terrific"!

Funnily enough old Arry can barely stand imself

Arry finally seems to have decided, to jump a sinking ship !

Arry finally seems to have decided, to jump a sinking ship !

Don't think Arry should be doing any jumping wif those dodgy knees.

@FootballVines: BREAKING: Harry Redknapp's knee surgery was a success.
http://t.co/pKbSfqK3FC

A SPELL-CHECK error has seen Harry Redknapp mistakenly cite a knee operation as his reason for leaving relegation dead-certs QPR.

Redknapp said: “Honestly, I’ll never get the hang of these iPhones. I meant to write: ‘I’m leaving QPR because of their impending relegation’ but the bloody spelling thingy altered it.

“It was such an obvious mistake, I’m surprised the press actually ran with it. I mean, clearly, as a rational human being, the reason I want to leave QPR is that they’re quite sh*t.

“I’m a professional manager with a reputation to consider, so I don’t want to piss my time away flogging the skeleton of a dead horse.

“And as for the whole ‘knee operation’ thing, I mean, come on. Managers don’t need knees.”

Redknapp revealed he would now be taking a break from football, in order to establish a new business venture buying and selling the wheeled villains from the 1985 film Return to Oz.

He added: “That doesn’t make me a Wheeler dealer, though. I am not a F***ing Wheeler dealer. I’m simply a man who owns and operates a Wheeler dealership.”

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/redknapps-phone-autocorrected-impending-relegation-to-knee-operation-2015020495029

obvious fake. redknapp said he can't even work a phone.

£30k for talking.

that doesn't look real...

So 'Arry has conveniently got a knee injury that needs urgent treatment.

Just after the transfer window where he couldn't buy yet more players to pull him out of a hole.

QPR better off without him.

haha what. with spin like that you could write for the s*n.....

haha what. with spin like that you could write for the s*n.....

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You go searching for this post mate?

Was slightly tongue in cheek and I'm not overly impressed with you comparing me to that shitrag.

Poor form.