The Apprentice 2009

So, who watches it then?

One of the few programmes I ever really make sure I don't miss on the tele - I just think it's hilarious seeing all these whoppers make tits out of themselves.

Anyway, watched the first one last night and wasn't the girl who got knocked out last night a bit weird looking? She had the smallest gob I've ever seen.

Indeed, and that's her happy face!

I watch it. I tend to loathe each and every one of the contestants, some more than others and love to watch them f**k things up. Watching arrogant, f**k-nuggets kissing ass, bi*ch and then fail is just the tonic. It's a kind of schadenfreude, I suppose.

The young lady who got fired in the first episode shouldn't be all down tho' - at least she's still got her looks. 

Side on, she looked a bit like a Bull-horn tin opener. 

She definitely had a bit of Droopy about her didn't she.





She did seem like a nice person on that after show thing they have with Adrian Chiles though. Which probably makes sense because with the way some things in life go, the backstabbers usually do well for themselves.

I was hoping these two were going to have a cat fight whilst the other girls showered them with cold soapy water, when they were cleaning the cars.    What?

Looks like somebody photoshopped her mouth and put it on wonky!

they are all jumped up dickheads on that program, they do my head in, suckhole tw*ts.

The backstabbing has started this one might be the best yet,you can see the hatered and the bitchyness in the eye's....cool.

Love it especial the bitching

Missed it tonight as I was watching the England match. Anyone see it?

Missed it tonight as I was watching the England match. Anyone see it?

Yep, just finished watching it on iPlayer. Really saw the other side of the boys today. 

I watched it, and like Adz said we really saw the bitchy side of the boys.

It was a funny episode as well.

I wouldn't let any of them run to the shop for a packet of smokes for me!

Summary:

App: "We would need £65 per head for some manky sandwiches"

Client: "F**k off"

App: "Er, em, we could do it for £35 but that's it"

Client: "F**k right off"

App: "What about £17.50 then?"

Client "F**k off"

App: "15 quid?"

Client: "okay but if the grub's no good we won't pay that"

App: *presses a few buttons on calculator* "Deal"

Client ends up paying £7.50 a head. 

"When i wake up in the morning i can taste success in my spit."

This is better than last year's, "I'm a good Jewish boy."

"Fancy a sandwich anyone 99p","No!" "ok then how about your fired for being an utter d**khead for saying I make sandwiches for a living what a t***pot".
I knew this was gonna be a good one.

So glad that Noorul fella was sacked. Couldn't stand him not doing anything in any of the tasks. He should have gone that week he was project manager.

So any predictions on who's going to win.

None of them the show should be cancelled

Have to say, i'm addicted, love it! Thought it was right decision to fire nural (apologies for spelling) although bens attitude to that task was awful, he couldn't give a s**t about it, anything challenging comes along and he panics. Don't think he will win.

Hate Ben.

Hate Debra.

This reminds me of an old O'Jays song"They smile in your face,but all the time they wanna take your place,the backstabbers",yes deffo one of the best yet.

Think I'll play Backstabbers-O'Jays and the flip side 992 Arguments.

Philip = John Terry?

Philip = John Terry?

Nope, don't see that.

Kate to win, watch this space.

Philip = John Terry?

Hope he gets booted out.

For anyone who's interested, tonight's installment of The Apprentice is filmed in Liverpool.

The geordie tw*t got the boot

Alans aide pulled up the blondie tart for saying Lewis's was a "shop that sells tshirts for a pound" He had a right go at her 

Missed it I'll have to catch up on BBCi.

Glad that John Terry lookalike got the boot! Knob end!

Anyone watch this tonight?  Ben has finally been fired...seemed like a decent fella though on the other BBC2 show.  Glad to see James is still in as he cracks me up with some of the things he says

That guy deserves his own comedy show after this series is over but he's the biggest eejit I've ever seen.

I like James - but I've been wanting that Ben c**t to go for weeks! Horrible snivelling little ratboy!

But he's got a scholarship to Sandhurst

I don't really like any of them apart from James.  Can't see him winning it though but he's good entertainment.  When he was trying to sell the birth pool it had me in stitches when he said about the lid being open so the baby just shoots out 

Good episode tonight.  Surprised Ben went to be honest.  Thought that bi*ch who has probably got a cock would have gone.

Just keeps getting better,the rocking was nice but s**t you could get a couple of season tickets for that.

Loving this. And that Deborah Barr could quite happily kill me in the bedroom and I wouldn't mind. Grrrrrrrrrr!

Loving this. And that Deborah Barr could quite happily kill me in the bedroom and I wouldn't mind. Grrrrrrrrrr!

She has a mouth on her too  :

She has a mouth on her too  :

All to the better

And boy oh boy, I can't wait to see her in the interview bit at 9pm! She'll eat them alive!

That geordie fella was a c**t though wasn't he?

If footballers/managers where selected to go on the show who would win it!

Fergie would probably go off in a huff if his team didnt win!

fergie couldn't go on it. It's on the BBC

Kate and Yazmena (spelling?) in the final.

Should have been Deborah. Grrr. Seen the dress she came on in on BBC2? Oof! Gutted for James...legend!!

Kate to win, watch this space.

Deary me. I'll think twice about your tips in the future mate. 

Well well well. I thought Kate should have won for sure!

Haha!

Yazmena - Apprentice winner 2009. I thought both were very good. I was kind of expecting Kate to win, not neccessarily because I thought she was the better candidate though.

Sir Alan Sugar is F***ing mad.

How the F**k did Kate not win?

Well well well. I thought Kate should have won for sure!

Nah, Yas was boss I thought.

Someone got a bit of a crush?

 

Should have been Deborah. Grrr. Seen the dress she came on in on BBC2? Oof! Gutted for James...legend!!

Kate was too draconian. Yasmina, she has more than Kate only on that basis would I have given Kate the go...

Someone got a bit of a crush?

Of course!  It's the dark hair and dark eyes. You can't beat a bit of Ruby Wax.

Nah, Yas was boss I thought.

I know what you thought was boss about her!

Forgot to say:

The only way is up for Yas now eh?

seriously Gow, what on earth is that picture!

Them's boobies Ross

They're not blag either.

Sorry, maybe I should have posted that pic in the hot women thread?

I know what you thought was boss about her!

That's a funny web address for that pic. Typical Gow. 

But yeah, Yasmina does have a treasure chest of ambition. I really admire that.

Yeah, thought the web address suited me!

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You know what I admire redkenny? Your talent with words.

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You know what I admire redkenny? Your talent with words.

I really admire Yasmina's talent mate.

I can't believe that geordie n*b is in with that Kate. I mean, she's not my cup of tea like, but she can do better than him surely?

Yeah Yeah Kenny

I love how an Apprentice thread has suddenly changed into a Gow and his breasts thread

Aw that's not fair! I wasn't even off topic. We were talking about the winner of The Apprentice, after all.

And an ample winner at that

I'm not even going to ask...

I love how an Apprentice thread has suddenly changed into a Gow and his breasts thread

Gow and his breasts.  I'll be very concerned if those are his breasts mate.....he wont be able to stop playing with them! 

I can't believe that geordie n*b is in with that Kate. I mean, she's not my cup of tea like, but she can do better than him surely?

I know what you mean mate.

By the way, I never used to like that Nick and Margaret. They are comedy though.

Yeah, some of Nick and Margaret's eyebrow activities really make you think!

Yeah, some of Nick and Margaret's eyebrow activities really make you think!

They are the king and queen of eyebrow.

Alan Sugar looks a bit stoned there doesn't he? Red eyes and all that. Maybe he went to the Argentina game.

Alan Sugar looks a bit stoned there doesn't he? Red eyes and all that. Maybe he went to the Argentina game.

Who's he? I'm too busy looking at Yasmina.

Here's a new one for ya. I'm just gonna throw it out there. Yasminorks.

In all seriousness though, Yasmena is really inspiring isn't she? She went out and did what most of us could never dream of doing and got her own restaurant and made it a success.

And then she went, 'Naa, Sod this. I'm gonna go and work in a super high pressure environment for someone else's benefit. And to get that job I'm gonna go out on a limb and take part in a process, on national television.'

Absolutely amazing that she was already happy and achieving great things, but she went out of that world and into another for whatever personal reasons she has. A real achiever, but not with Kate's blind aspirations of 'In ten years I want to be a director' without thinking how she'll get there besides her normal talents.

Kate was unlucky, but Yasmena is the winner, and a worthy winner at that.

Bravo old boy.

I reckon you should go on next years Apprentice.

Oh yeah. So youz could all piss yourselves laughing. But I'd have the last laugh, because I'd make sure I got fired in the first week!

Thought the right person won in the end.

Brave enough to change her plans during the task, did a great job on the presentation even though it was something she knew wasn't her strong point.  And let's face it - who buys a box of chocolates for £13 to 'stay in'? Bottle of plonk £5. Bottle of chocolates £13? Nah.

Enjoyed that programme.  F**k all good on the telly for another year.

Here's one for RK

Here's one for RK

Thank you kind sir!

Apparently Kate is working for Sir Alan Sugar too, but on a smaller salary. I was thinking of applying for next years Junior Apprentice, what do you reckon?

Apparently Kate is working for Sir Alan Sugar too, but on a smaller salary. I was thinking of applying for next years Junior Apprentice, what do you reckon?

Go for it,mate.Do your best and then take it from there.We'd all be supporting you if you decide to do it.Good Luck.

I was thinking of applying for next years Junior Apprentice, what do you reckon?

I was going to apply as well. But I chickened out.  

But best of luck if you do decide to go for it.