LIVE MATCH: Liverpool v Chelsea (UCL)

Liverpool: Reina, Arbeloa, Aurelio, Carragher, Skrtel, Xabi Alonso, Lucas, Kuyt, Riera, Gerrard, Torres.

Subs:Cavalieri, Ngog, Benayoun, Babel, Hyypia, Agger, Dossena.

As expected you could say. Benayoun very rarely plays on the left and may just be that injection of energy we need late on to grab a goal.

Big one boys, smack 'em eh?

No suprise there. The right tools for the job I think.

Send them back home with a hiding they'll never forget boys!

Come on Redmen, lets send them big time charlies back to their cockney enclave with their tails between their toes.
Lets rip them like  an elephant rips after eating a ton of curry
Lets Batter them more than a Grimsbly chip shop owner.
Lets get under their  skin like a bad case of the pox
Lets do it for the lads and lasses who cant afford a ticket
Lets give it to them good.
Lets make them wish they never want to come back to the Home of Football
Lets stick it to 'em more than ever
(takes a breath)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah lets make the second leg a formality
Come on Reds,   (10 minutes to Can opening ceremony on my throne at home)

No suprises really, extremely strong line-up, c'mon you reds! Have you got the Chelsea team?

Time for revenge lads , show them plastic flags blue sh*te no mercy .

No suprises really, extremely strong line-up, c'mon you reds! Have you got the Chelsea team?

Cech

Ivanovic
Terry
Carvalho
Cole

Ballack
Essien
Lampard

Kalou
Drogba
Malouda

Ina a 4-3-3. No Anelka? Suprising. Ivanovic at RB, let Riera have a few runs at him early on to test him.

Yeah Anelka's injured.

Ivanovic right back, interesting.

(10 minutes to Can opening ceremony on my throne at home)

You open your beers whilst on the toilet?

Cracking side, excellent night in prospect!

Let's do 'em over good and proper!

Cech

Ivanovic
Terry
Carvalho
Cole

Ballack
Essien
Lampard

Kalou
Drogba
Malouda

Ina a 4-3-3. No Anelka? Suprising. Ivanovic at RB, let Riera have a few runs at him early on to test him.

To be honest they dont pose too much of an attacking threat because Malouda and Kalou are both sh*te.

The only players i am slightly worried about is Drogba because he tends to score against us and Essien, who IMO is their best player, not fatty or the cry baby.

Lets F***ing do 'em over and get the tie won in the 1st leg!

Ivanovic is the weak link, so is Malouda. We have them covered in terms of talent.

Ballack, Essien and Lampard against Lucas, Xabi and Steven. That's where it'll be won and i cant help but feel, we've got this. Show us why your England's best midfielder Stevie.

Just over half an hour left to kick off, im nervous but calm but hurry the F**k up!

Just over half an hour left to kick off, im nervous but calm but hurry the F**k up!

precisely.

I have a good feeling with this 'cos I dreamed about something but I won't say it now.
Come on Reds

To be honest they dont pose too much of an attacking threat because Malouda and Kalou are both sh*te.

The only players i am slightly worried about is Drogba because he tends to score against us and Essien, who IMO is their best player, not fatty or the cry baby.

Lets F***ing do 'em over and get the tie won in the 1st leg!

Yeah I agree with that. But I think Skrtel has come on so much since last year that he can handle Drogba. Drogba likes to muscle out the CB, Skrtel likes to eat the striker. No contest.

Ivanovic is the weak link, so is Malouda. We have them covered in terms of talent.

Show us why your England's best midfielder Stevie.

Nando will have Ivanovic in his pocket withing 30 seconds, along with Terry. Just like he done to Madrid, he totally owned their whole defence!

Not just Englands best but the Worlds best

Still reckon 2-0 to us.

And by my strange methods of calculating, I also figured that one of our goals will be outstanding!

(Probably means Riera on the scoresheet then! )

Lampard said publicy before the draw he didn't want Liverpool. Terry said after the draw they didn't want Liverpool. Let's remind them exactly why.

Lampard said publicy before the draw he didn't want Liverpool. Terry said after the draw they didn't want Liverpool. Let's remind them exactly why.

They'll be nervous after we beat them twice this season.

Not just the victories, but the fact that they were totally outmanoeuvred tactically.

Only half an hour now, I'm really excited!

Stop Drogba and a large chunk of their attacking threat diminshes. It'll be an interesting contest (with Drogba getting back to form of late) but I think Skrtel will edge this contest.

I don't think they'll score it's just a question of whether we can and how many. If Torres finds that extra something he found against Madrid and United he'll have Terry easily and that will hopefully lead us on to a fair few goals tonight.

4-0 (Skrtel to get his first goal tonight as well )

Terry can say what he wants but the fear of getting that yellow card will be in his head. He will be very careful in tackles. It will be in Torres' head aswel and he'll love it!

Terry can say what he wants but the fear of getting that yellow card will be in his head. He will be very careful in tackles. It will be in Torres' head aswel and he'll love it!

Is Terry one card away from a ban?

Is Terry one card away from a ban?

Yes, sir!

Just got in, all day on the M6, did not see any Chelsea fans but lots of OOTers. Come on Reds make me proud and happy.