The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

So does this full stop

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United as they go into their home games. Poor fuckers, terrified so much they end up with fu**ed up faces like this.

   

Nearly £50 million spent on left backs alone, and neither of them are top top quality.

Keep on wasting that money please.

Nearly £50 million spent on left backs alone, and neither of them are top top quality.

Keep on wasting that money please.

£80 Million spent.
No centre backs signed yet.
Right....

Don't forget the ridiculous amount spent on Fellaini and Mata last season too! And they have the cheek to mock our signings over the years.

I'm on my phone so can't post a picture so someone please oblige........

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/395439/Manchester-United-fan-club-badge-tattoo-head

F***ing hell.

Reading that article I was shocked to read he lived at home with his mum and has a cat.

So hang on

A year ago they give Nani a new 5 year deal and this year they give him to Sporting on loan and pay all of his 100k a week wages


The gift that keeps giving

At least he will get to see them this year when they draw a Bulgarian team in the Champions league              Oh yeah sorry the Europa lea........ He's going to have to save up again!!!

Scholes says he is ''genuinely scared'' for his former club and fears they could disappear into the ''wilderness''.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28875739

Haha the wilderness of a lower league will do fine, it's happened before.

Reading that article I was shocked to read he lived at home with his mum and has a cat.

Also his favourite player is beckham which may explain why the tattoo's not on his ring piece.

There's a thread on the shitecafe about LFC signing Balotelli and their arses have gone, the evidence is in the fact that they are posting about our potential signings and devoting an individual topic to it.
One of them writes ''Depressing our rivals sign so many good players while we take ages signing three. We need players far more than any of them, it's like the club wants to be left behind''.

Hahahahahahaha.

Rumours that they could be signing Alonso and Di Maria. If either of the player care about their own legacy, they'd go to a team that'd meet their own standards - not manure. Who'd want to play with the sh*te they currently have?

There's a thread on the shitecafe about LFC signing Balotelli and their arses have gone, the evidence is in the fact that they are posting about our potential signings and devoting an individual topic to it.
One of them writes ''Depressing our rivals sign so many good players while we take ages signing three. We need players far more than any of them, it's like the club wants to be left behind''.

Hahahahahahaha.

Funny as - but he's right.  They do need far more players than every team except Blackpool I'd say.   

There's a thread on the shitecafe about LFC signing Balotelli and their arses have gone, the evidence is in the fact that they are posting about our potential signings and devoting an individual topic to it.
One of them writes ''Depressing our rivals sign so many good players while we take ages signing three. We need players far more than any of them, it's like the club wants to be left behind''.

Hahahahahahaha.

Had a look at that myself earlier Stu, on page 5 there's no less than three 'LFC fans'. Madness.

Had a look at that myself earlier Stu, on page 5 there's no less than three 'LFC fans'. Madness.

I know mate, it's nothing short of comical.

Had a look at that myself earlier Stu, on page 5 there's no less than three 'LFC fans'. Madness.

One of which, BarneyLFC, was a regular on here at one point. Getting on for 14,000 posts on RedCafe in 2 years compared to his 1900 in 3 years here.


Mancs saying they aren't concerned is quite comical given who they have signed this summer and currently have in their squad.

One of which, BarneyLFC, was a regular on here at one point. Getting on for 14,000 posts on RedCafe in 2 years compared to his 1900 in 3 years here.

Strange lad.

Too late to save Barney LFC from the mancs?

Too late to save Barney LFC from the mancs?

I reckon so, appears to spend a lot of time on their. Shame.

If they let Fellaini go, who else will replace Herrera after an hour?!?!

Wait, it'd have to be Cleverley...

Jesus Christ, they are completely fu**ed

Herrera injured for them and potentially out for up to 6 weeks.

Their midfield is absolutely woeful at the minute and they'll struggle to achieve even last season's points tally at this rate.