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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      Paisleydalglish
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      Reply #10718: Sep 23, 2014 03:03:51 pm
      OK, even if that is true, are you really suggesting that the LVG method of a "kid in a candyshop" is better? Surely in any properly run club or business there should always be controls on what a manager can spend. In any case it looks like we've probably spent to much anyway, according to the rumors about us breaching the financial fair play rules.

      No I certainly wouldn't
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #10719: Sep 23, 2014 06:28:34 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #10720: Sep 25, 2014 05:15:57 pm
      this one made me laugh

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #10721: Sep 25, 2014 09:27:24 pm
      Manchester United fans having this fly over Real Madrid vs Villareal. It says: "Come home Ronaldo"

      Pathetic

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #10722: Sep 25, 2014 11:00:13 pm
      Manchester United fans having this fly over Real Madrid vs Villareal. It says: "Come home Ronaldo"

      Pathetic



      That is pathetic CR.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #10723: Sep 25, 2014 11:08:15 pm
      Cost the soft bas**rds €5,000.
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      Reply #10724: Sep 25, 2014 11:09:24 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #10725: Sep 25, 2014 11:18:39 pm
      These companies must be lapping it up! A new banner every time United fans want to say something to the public but won't do it as an individual :D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #10726: Sep 25, 2014 11:19:12 pm
      Cost the soft bas**rds €5,000.

      It's one of those moments when you just sit back and think that adults, grown men, have done this Stuey.
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      Reply #10727: Sep 25, 2014 11:25:45 pm
      It's one of those moments when you just sit back and think that adults, grown men, have done this Stuey.

      Makes it even more comical mate.
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      Reply #10728: Sep 26, 2014 12:17:56 am
      Heard so many Mancs talking about the prospects of Ronaldo returning...

      It's not going to happen! He left when they had won the Champions League didn't he? For the team with the biggest worldwide reputation and stature who are currently Champions of Europe and he is an icon there, smashing all the records going for them. Why would he want to jack all that in to return to a team that is going to be getting closer and closer to a relegation battle, that spends £200+M in the space of a year and still manage just 1 win in amongst games that include Leicester, Swansea, Burnley and a spanking by MK Dons. They are an embarrassment of a club and the deluded fuckers actually think Ronaldo would return to that  :lmao:
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      Reply #10729: Sep 26, 2014 12:59:49 am
      Heard so many Mancs talking about the prospects of Ronaldo returning...

      It's not going to happen! He left when they had won the Champions League didn't he? For the team with the biggest worldwide reputation and stature who are currently Champions of Europe and he is an icon there, smashing all the records going for them. Why would he want to jack all that in to return to a team that is going to be getting closer and closer to a relegation battle, that spends £200+M in the space of a year and still manage just 1 win in amongst games that include Leicester, Swansea, Burnley and a spanking by MK Dons. They are an embarrassment of a club and the deluded fuckers actually think Ronaldo would return to that  :lmao:

      Yep, and one reason why he loved Utd was because of Alex Ferguson, who he perceived as a father. Fergie has gone now, so the attraction will not exist for Ronaldo.
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      Reply #10730: Sep 26, 2014 01:06:26 am
      Heard so many Mancs talking about the prospects of Ronaldo returning...

      It's not going to happen! He left when they had won the Champions League didn't he? For the team with the biggest worldwide reputation and stature who are currently Champions of Europe and he is an icon there, smashing all the records going for them. Why would he want to jack all that in to return to a team that is going to be getting closer and closer to a relegation battle, that spends £200+M in the space of a year and still manage just 1 win in amongst games that include Leicester, Swansea, Burnley and a spanking by MK Dons. They are an embarrassment of a club and the deluded fuckers actually think Ronaldo would return to that  :lmao:


      Cristiano Ronaldo: "Man Utd? It's all speculation, speaking about my future. My future is Madrid. I'm happy."

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #10731: Sep 26, 2014 03:47:16 am
      OK, even if that is true, are you really suggesting that the LVG method of a "kid in a candyshop" is better? Surely in any properly run club or business there should always be controls on what a manager can spend. In any case it looks like we've probably spent to much anyway, according to the rumors about us breaching the financial fair play rules.

      We all know how the 'kid in a candy shop scenario' works out - the kid goes over the top and buys all his favourite sweeties, soon after such indulgence, the kid is vomiting.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #10732: Sep 26, 2014 09:01:14 am
      Heard so many Mancs talking about the prospects of Ronaldo returning...

      It's not going to happen! He left when they had won the Champions League didn't he? For the team with the biggest worldwide reputation and stature who are currently Champions of Europe and he is an icon there, smashing all the records going for them. Why would he want to jack all that in to return to a team that is going to be getting closer and closer to a relegation battle, that spends £200+M in the space of a year and still manage just 1 win in amongst games that include Leicester, Swansea, Burnley and a spanking by MK Dons. They are an embarrassment of a club and the deluded fuckers actually think Ronaldo would return to that  :lmao:


      I know it's all bollox and some material for them to w*nk over and sell press but if RM were to do the unthinkable Ronaldo's fee would be £160m, factoring in image rights, loyalty bonuses and other incentives the true cost could be £200m.

      Go on sign him give us all a F***ing laugh, 5 or 6 world class forwards - full stop.
      Would they kick on in the relegation zone?

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      Reply #10733: Oct 03, 2014 10:25:08 am
      You know it's lining up to be a strange season when Liverpool get beaten in Europe and Utd fans say nothing,
      because Welbeck just scored a hattrick for Arsenal.

      They've been itching to stick the boot in following the departure of Suarez.
      First defeat in Europe. They'd have been all over that.
      Thanks Welbeck.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #10734: Oct 03, 2014 01:45:23 pm
      Manchester United fans having this fly over Real Madrid vs Villareal. It says: "Come home Ronaldo"

      Pathetic



      As if the Moyes one wasn't embarrassing enough, F***ing inbred shower of cu*ts.
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      Reply #10735: Oct 03, 2014 07:52:06 pm
      My mate a united fan said Welbeck just cannot score goals. Certainly found his shooting boots with Arsenal. Look forward to seeing the lad score, when he plays against his old club. Now that would be something to laugh at, wouldn't it.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #10736: Oct 16, 2014 03:15:13 pm
      I wonder how Keith feels about their chances this season?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #10737: Oct 18, 2014 11:08:28 am
      LvG - "Judge me in three months".
      ↓
      August
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      September
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      October
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      LvG - "Too early too judge me".

      #Worse than Moyes
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #10738: Oct 18, 2014 02:04:54 pm

      Speaking of which - get on to his desperate 'Please give me a job CV at the end'. 

      What gets me is why are the media still 'You had a big job to do'.  Why doesn't anybody ask him - what changed from the team that WON THE ACTUAL LEAGUE a month or so before?

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29662220
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #10739: Oct 20, 2014 08:56:16 pm
      Filth are losing to West Brom :D how they must be hoping for a few OG's now!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #10740: Oct 20, 2014 09:06:19 pm
      Scum equalise cus Lescott is utter sh*te.

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