The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Have to hand it to LVG he knows how to pick his best team when his star player is injured.

He's a very very lucky manager, always has been. This recent win of games, not one of them has been dominated by United, in fact against Southampton they should have lost by quite a big margin and i would also argue that we were unlucky not to beat them even if that sounds a  bid mad on the back of a 3-0 loss. Luck like that cannot hold out, they are still shocking in defense and a run of defeats could easily drag them down again.
Think about it like this they have injuries in a really crap defense which has actually led to them having to reshuffle and get a better defense, i.e putting Carrick as CB, meanwhile all their attackers, bar Di Maria, have been in great form. We on the other hand have a defense which is gradually improving but we have no strikers, we have no attack. We lost both our strikers so far this season, as soon as we get some firepower back in the team we'll start winning with ease.

No chance, Chelsea are going to have it wrapped up in no time at all this season.

I think City are going to win the title again.

He's a very very lucky manager, always has been. This recent win of games, not one of them has been dominated by United, in fact against Southampton they should have lost by quite a big margin and i would also argue that we were unlucky not to beat them even if that sounds a  bid mad on the back of a 3-0 loss. Luck like that cannot hold out, they are still shocking in defense and a run of defeats could easily drag them down again.
Think about it like this they have injuries in a really crap defense which has actually led to them having to reshuffle and get a better defense, i.e putting Carrick as CB, meanwhile all their attackers, bar Di Maria, have been in great form. We on the other hand have a defense which is gradually improving but we have no strikers, we have no attack. We lost both our strikers so far this season, as soon as we get some firepower back in the team we'll start winning with ease.

Not buying it. He has restored confidence to a team shattered in confidence after last season. He has bought well and even without his world class signings fit he is getting results. We on the other hand were a team brimming with confidence last season, sold our world class player, didn't replace him adequately and are now a team shattered in confidence. Also United have a keeper very close to world class and they will more than likely strengthen the defence in January. Will we strengthen both defence and attack in January? Unlikely. United will finish top 4 this season we won't and it won't all be down to luck I'm afraid.

He's a very very lucky manager, always has been. This recent win of games, not one of them has been dominated by United, in fact against Southampton they should have lost by quite a big margin and i would also argue that we were unlucky not to beat them even if that sounds a  bid mad on the back of a 3-0 loss. Luck like that cannot hold out, they are still shocking in defense and a run of defeats could easily drag them down again.
Think about it like this they have injuries in a really crap defense which has actually led to them having to reshuffle and get a better defense, i.e putting Carrick as CB, meanwhile all their attackers, bar Di Maria, have been in great form. We on the other hand have a defense which is gradually improving but we have no strikers, we have no attack. We lost both our strikers so far this season, as soon as we get some firepower back in the team we'll start winning with ease.

Don't think so. His trophy record speaks for himself.

I think City are going to win the title again.

Not without Aguero they won't.

Don't think so. His trophy record speaks for himself.

Well it's not surprising really after all how much spend has he had to win those trophies? & considering the money spent in the summer the Mancs should be 1st in the league.

Not without Aguero they won't.

He's back in 3/4 weeks. Plus unlike us they seem to be copeing without their main striker.

Well it's not surprising really after all how much spend has he had to win those trophies? & considering the money spent in the summer the Mancs should be 1st in the league.

We didn't spend that much less than the Mancs although the wages they pay out are much higher. But in that case we may as well throw in the towel on challenging for trophies if we can't compete financially with other clubs as there must be no other way. Wonder how Athletico Madrid managed to win La Liga last season?

Well it's not surprising really after all how much spend has he had to win those trophies? & considering the money spent in the summer the Mancs should be 1st in the league.

We have spend 120m+ after finishing 2nd. Shouldn't we be finishing first?. Its sad really, LVG never managed in this league, and he even he knew that all it takes to win matches in this league is to have a great attacking force.And he is reaping the benefit now.  Yet our manager/committee didn't know that.

He's back in 3/4 weeks. Plus unlike us they seem to be copeing without their main striker.

They have also looked off Chelsea's pace. City look vulnerable at the back where as Chelsea look solid throughout. Also there are a lot of games in them 3/4 weeks that Aguero is out.

How? How does this shower keep winning? It's insane

Six wins on the bounce and currently drawing. It beggars belief because they're really not playing well at all

How? How does this shower keep winning? It's insane

Six wins on the bounce and currently drawing. It beggars belief because they're really not playing well at all

Replace De gea with Mignolet, they would have lost at least 4 of them.

I won't take these mugs seriously until I see them linked with Delph and Austen either

No ambition them

LVG may well be literally polishing a turd at the moment.

Actually not literally and not at this precise moment - it's a metaphor you know.

Anyways - still a turd.

Manchester United did not have a single shot on target in today's home defeat.

Manchester United did not have a single shot on target in today's home defeat.

And how much attacking £££££ was on display today?

And how much attacking £££££ was on display today?

Not enough, apparently.

Haha one pundit on NBC saying Moyes had 200m less on the field yet still had the same points total at this juncture.
Some F***ing loon on the caff pointed out that Moyes didn't have to take over from Moyes!?!?!
Hahaha F***ing love it, they're crucifying Moyes, Van Gaal, Rooney, the Maria lad, Van Pissy and Mata with equal hysterics, MOTD with volume tonite. 

Louis Van Gaal is furious right now!

A gazillion pounds spent on a strike force that cant even muster a single effort on goal. Bring back Moyes!

A gazillion pounds spent on a strike force that cant even muster a single effort on goal. Bring back Moyes!

Waiting for the ''bring back purple nose'' banners to be unfurled, cue uncontrolled chuckling.

According to the  pundit  on  sky it was a team on the pitch valued at 264  million  and not a shot on target  all game  fcin love it.