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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      PurpleMonkey
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11178: Mar 30, 2015 02:37:28 pm
      Stoichkov on Van Gaal

      "I have no respect for Van Gaal. He's garbage as a person. Once, we went to the Bernabeu after I had been injured on my knee and he made me play left-back."

      "On another day, while I was injured, he went to my wife and asked her how it was possible that she married such a bad person like me. My wife had responded that I had won the Ballon d'Or."

      "The happiest day of my life was when I joined Barcelona and the saddest when I left. And it was Van Gaal's fault."


      http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11833/9781801/louis-van-gaal-garbage-says-ex-barcelona-man-hristo-stoichkov

      :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11179: Mar 30, 2015 03:31:06 pm
      Stoichkov on Van Gaal

      "I have no respect for Van Gaal. He's garbage as a person. Once, we went to the Bernabeu after I had been injured on my knee and he made me play left-back."

      "On another day, while I was injured, he went to my wife and asked her how it was possible that she married such a bad person like me. My wife had responded that I had won the Ballon d'Or."

      "The happiest day of my life was when I joined Barcelona and the saddest when I left. And it was Van Gaal's fault."


      http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11833/9781801/louis-van-gaal-garbage-says-ex-barcelona-man-hristo-stoichkov

      :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:

      I love Stoichkov. The man is a proper nut :laugh:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11180: Apr 03, 2015 08:22:39 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11181: Apr 03, 2015 08:48:59 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11182: Apr 03, 2015 08:53:07 pm
      ^^^ Dead right !!  :D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11183: Apr 12, 2015 05:39:20 pm
      I know this is the "Laugh at the Mancs" thread, but fair fucks to them. When they had to play at Anfield, vs Spurs, vs City and we all thought they'd drop tons of points, they haven't. They got 9 from 9 in those games and with pretty decent performances to boot. If they do indeed finish in the top 4 this season, they've earned it.

      Unless they totally screw the pooch from here on out! :laugh:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11184: Apr 12, 2015 05:42:36 pm
      I know this is the "Laugh at the Mancs" thread, but fair fucks to them. When they had to play at Anfield, vs Spurs, vs City and we all thought they'd drop tons of points, they haven't. They got 9 from 9 in those games and with pretty decent performances to boot. If they do indeed finish in the top 4 this season, they've earned it.

      Unless they totally screw the pooch from here on out! :laugh:

      F***ing sickening watching them play this well. Then bringing Falcao on at 4-1 up really does sum up the difference.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11185: Apr 12, 2015 09:05:45 pm
      They had a spawny deflection for the first goal and two others were offside

      Going by the actual rules of the game, City win that 1-2.

      But you know, munts, home, spawn, sh*te officials and all that
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11186: Apr 24, 2015 08:49:23 am
      Hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahaha ha

      F***ing bag of sh*te.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11187: Apr 24, 2015 11:10:18 am
      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

      F***ing bag of sh*te.
      What's happened!?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11188: Apr 24, 2015 12:47:04 pm

      Nothing's changed mate.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11189: Apr 24, 2015 08:54:33 pm
      Gundogan looks a done deal and Depay a big favourite to end up there.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11190: Apr 24, 2015 09:57:17 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11191: Apr 24, 2015 10:19:14 pm
      According to Sky sources (:roll:) they're close to signing Gundogan for £21m. If he can stay fit they'll have a player on their hands.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11192: Apr 29, 2015 11:47:02 pm
      Happy mancs can't win the league day everyone:

      15 Points Behind
      4 Games Left.

      :ernaehrung004:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11193: Apr 30, 2015 12:03:43 pm
      Happy mancs can't win the league day everyone:

      15 Points Behind
      4 Games Left.

      :ernaehrung004:

      I find it difficult to mock them given our current state, we should have cemented our position in the CL places this year an force them out for another year and really F**k them up, but we failed in that respect.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11194: May 01, 2015 09:29:43 pm
      I find it difficult to mock them given our current state, we should have cemented our position in the CL places this year an force them out for another year and really F**k them up, but we failed in that respect.
      Came in to say something similar mate as much as I dislike the fckers are we in any position to laugh given the way our season has gone tits up , I think not .
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11195: May 01, 2015 09:38:33 pm
      They day I can't mock Utd is the day I support them

      Never going to happen
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11196: May 02, 2015 07:27:14 pm
      See? You can always laugh at the inbreds

      Inbreds 0 v 1 W.B.A
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11197: May 02, 2015 07:32:08 pm
      See? You can always laugh at the inbreds

      Inbreds 0 v 1 W.B.A

      May just dip my toe into MotD tonight.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11198: May 02, 2015 07:33:28 pm
      They have now lost three on the trot, sincerely hope they continue their run, until the end of the season.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11199: May 02, 2015 07:35:04 pm
      Bunch of F***ing tossers.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11200: May 02, 2015 07:41:03 pm
      Right, this is what gets me...

      Last season our success was put solely down to us being "out of Europe". The media repeated that line endlessly. It was all about Liverpool playing fewer games than our rivals... more time for rest... less pressure..

      This season, Man Utd have played hardly anything at all. No mention in the media at all. Nothing. They have spent big and still struggling for a top 4 place. No excuses.. and still trying to blow it away.

      On top of that, with their recent victory against Man City, all the papers ran with the story "Manchester is Red"... Manchester Utd ahead of Man City again. All hail Van Gaal.

      Few games later... Man Utd firmly behind them again in 4th spot. No mention...

      Seriously??!

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