The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

All this talk about Di Maria !!is it just me or is he f**king hugely overated .
Didn't think he was all that at Madrid tbh.And as for last season at old toilet .

When I said he was massively over-rated and went missing in games the response was nowhere near where it is now. Especially after the start he had, oh the crowing and self congratulation well I'm here to have the last laugh

 

j/k /sarcasm off

I'll be honest though I really don't know what's going on at PSG, are they part owned by the Mancs and Abramovich, how do the Mancs get £44m for him and the Chavs £50m for side-show bob, very odd purchasing there. Although I'm sure Di Maria and Ibra will get on great, money can't buy sense.

I still rate Di Maria, but even more now that he's fu**ed over utd World class when he's fit and playing in a midfield 3 on the left. Problem is, he is too injury prone!!

When I said he was massively over-rated and went missing in games the response was nowhere near where it is now. Especially after the start he had, oh the crowing and self congratulation well I'm here to have the last laugh

 

j/k /sarcasm off

I'll be honest though I really don't know what's going on at PSG, are they part owned by the Mancs and Abramovich, how do the Mancs get £44m for him and the Chavs £50m for side-show bob, very odd purchasing there. Although I'm sure Di Maria and Ibra will get on great, money can't buy sense.

The man won Madrid the UCL though, best player in the season before he joined UTD. Van Gaal didn't used him well though, played him on the wing, when he thrived at Real as a CM.

What makes me laugh about Di Maria is that some english journos are trying to say that he wasn't that good in the first place and that he wasn't a first teamer at RM and Ancellotti wasn't arsed when he was sold.

Hahaha how long has he been at the shithole?
Long enough to lose the munts £15m getting shut.
Slur Alex in his infinite wisdom(?) broke the UK transfer record buying Di Maria, hahaha.

.http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3183920/Angel-di-Maria-cost-Manchester-United-60m-Old-Trafford-career-quickly-went-downhill.html

 

Butthead aka Vangle aka Van Gaal signed him mate 

Butthead aka Vangle aka Van Gaal signed him mate 

Hahaha even better. 

Broke the transfer record, his first 'big' signing was a bag of sh*te losing them £15m - butthead is batting for us.

What makes me laugh about Di Maria is that some english journos are trying to say that he wasn't that good in the first place and that he wasn't a first teamer at RM and Ancellotti wasn't arsed when he was sold.

Ancellotti wasn't bothered or he would have kept him and he also wasn't going to be first choice at Madrid either.

But the Mancs were still creaming themselves over him up until the New Year when he turned as sh*t as Falcao. Funny how they are now saying they aren't bothered about either player.

Yes yes yes i remember them pricks mocking us, saying they can still attract top players without ucl, look how that's gone, tits up 

Surely world-class players would think twice now before joining that shithole.

What's more baffling, the cu*ts are obsessed with us, i had a look at mugcafe and they have at least 6-7 threads about us, they still have that small club mentality when compared to us, no matter how many trophies they've won, it's in their genes.

I have no idea.......



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I have no idea.......



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words fail me

In order to make some sort of sense about the above tattoo, I did a bit of searching

Well this is interesting YNWA...We sung if first

In any case, so what?

In order to make some sort of sense about the above tattoo, I did a bit of searching

Well this is interesting YNWA...We sung if first

In any case, so what?

Yer right - and they won 5(five) CL cups before us.
My F***ing arse.

LVG on De Gea: "He shall not play, I have no concerns".

Well you do Van Gaal or else you'd play him

LVG on Di Maria: "When I say that I want more attackers with speed and creativity, Di Maria is one of those players so we have to look for those kind of players"

Then why sell him you dumb F**k? He comes across as utterly clueless in these press conferences.

Not only have they not bought another striker or centre back, they're now left with no De Gea who was basically United's defence last season

Yep, be interesting to see what happens now!

I'm sure the whole De Gea and Ramos saga will launch again. I don't think either of their two backup keepers are anywhere near the level of De Gea to be honest and can see Spurs getting a result.

There's probably only one team in the world that could be dominated possession wise, not have a single shot on goal, yet still go in leading 1-0.

The scum.

In order to make some sort of sense about the above tattoo, I did a bit of searching

Well this is interesting YNWA...We sung if first

In any case, so what?

Nice to know it's been annoying her for so long, silly arl bint.

Well, the scum won via an own goal but man were they poor.

Only reason they won was because Spurs were worse, and honestly looked like they've played one or two pre season matches too many. Spurs were very heavy legged.

Well, the scum won via an own goal but man were they poor.

Only reason they won was because Spurs were worse, and honestly looked like they've played one or two pre season matches too many. Spurs were very heavy legged.

They played two in mid-week, ridiculous decision by Spurs! Did Depay even have a touch of the ball today? He looked pretty poor on his debut. Don't know why Mata played out wide and Depay in the middle, strange decision by Van Gaal.

So let me get this straight

The mancs were dire at home
They won 1-0 by virtue of an own goal
They did not register a single shot on target all game
Schweinsteiger got booked in his first 5 minutes, committed another foul, and looked a yard off the pace. 
Their new superman Memphis Depay was virtually a spectator

Yet all Sly sports tell the viewers "whilst Chelsea were held at home...Man Utd won their game, without their first choice goalkeeper".

If ever I needed evidence of sly sports' allegience and bias commentary - this was it.

So let me get this straight

The mancs were dire at home
They won 1-0 by virtue of an own goal
They did not register a single shot on target all game
Schweinsteiger got booked in his first 5 minutes, committed another foul, and looked a yard off the pace. 
Their new superman Memphis Depay was virtually a spectator

Yet all Sly sports tell the viewers "whilst Chelsea were held at home...Man Utd won their game, without their first choice goalkeeper".

If ever I needed evidence of sly sports' allegience and bias commentary - this was it.

  let them dream on!

So let me get this straight

The mancs were dire at home
They won 1-0 by virtue of an own goal
They did not register a single shot on target all game
Schweinsteiger got booked in his first 5 minutes, committed another foul, and looked a yard off the pace. 
Their new superman Memphis Depay was virtually a spectator

Yet all Sly sports tell the viewers "whilst Chelsea were held at home...Man Utd won their game, without their first choice goalkeeper".

If ever I needed evidence of sly sports' allegience and bias commentary - this was it.

Just about sums it up.

Same sh*t, different season.