The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Rooney will be off this weekend with his packet of fags and his pot noodle as he has an ankle injury. Marshial came in to the team and he just played his game and was a revelation now after a couple of months he is a shadow of who he was thanks To LVG

Long may Van Gringe reign.

The flat faced c**t is doing an epic job at the toilet ,the mourning about the injuries are starting to crank up ,next its give me more money to do the job ,GIVE IT TO HIM HE,S DOING WONDERS.

Hahaha over on the shitecafe their arses are well gone, they can't decide what's more worrying, how big a balloon is their manager or the fact that we look like title contenders.

Van Gaal looks like he spent his adolescence chasing parked cars.

Long may Van Gringe reign.

he said if they had Suarez or Aguero they would score a lot more goals than they are doing.

Awe bless them, the mancs on the caf are just realising their defence is sh*te if they try to attack 

Oh dear, what a shame, never mind.

Woooooohooooo....utd out of the CL and Wolfsburg was playing at half pace. It is the beginning of the  slow decline of utd.

They managed to get 3rd place in a truly Europa League shitty group 

This is the same Wolfsberg that the bitters beat convincingly last year.

Oot ye go!

tis the season of goodwill to all men.......except those from down the A580. what a great night its like Christmas com early merry Christmas everyone. Its a wonderful life.

Love to draw them in the next round of the Europa and knock em out...
Dunno how the seedings would work but I'm presuming that if we win our group on Thursday that it is possible to draw them...
is it?

How is that sh*te where they are in the league
Anyways ahahahaha 

Oh dear! Dull football, dull players. They play the game like a homemade chicken broth realised in football form.

"Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to see the scum lose away "

Would love to draw them in the Europa league and give them some more German misery !

Love to draw them in the next round of the Europa and knock em out...
Dunno how the seedings would work but I'm presuming that if we win our group on Thursday that it is possible to draw them...
is it?

Can't play them next round, or any English side for that matter.

Happy mancs Can't Win The European Cup Day Everyone:

2 Points Behind
0 Games Left

"Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to see the scum lose away "

Would love to draw them in the Europa league and give them some more German misery !

'I saw three points go sailing by, go sailing by, go sailing by'.....

Two things.

1. At least our piss poor performance last season we had Madrid in the group.
2. How sh*t must the Premier League be? Those clowns are a win off being top.

That soft lad Depay left PSV to advance his chances in the CL..................eh?

That soft lad Depay left PSV to advance his chances in the CL..................eh?

Advance to Elopa League! 

Hmmm...now I know Utd's defence is as fragile as a glass. All other clubs please take note. Utd scores a goal, you can score 2 or more. Gea kept the score down to a more respectable level.

They really are doing a Liverpool of the 90s aren't they?

After regularly picking up trophies almost every season, they've barely won anything in the last 5 years.  A fluky Title in purple noses last season, a Carling Cup in 09/10, a couple of CL finals but no glory since 07/08, no FA Cups since 03.

It's quite glorious watching their demise.