The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Shame the deal ain't even happening

His agent has rubbished any stories of him leaving Juve for the mancs.

......and it's all over the manc media about the agent supposedly copping for 20m spondoolies if the deal goes through.
The cu*ts are exceeding themselves in the bullshit creation league.
From the off this bollocks has been made up to shed positive light on a very dubious set-up.

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Have we scrapped FFP or something? Or have United just decided to ignore it.

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Have we scrapped FFP or something? Or have United just decided to ignore it.

For fear of being called a wum I can't answer this 

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Have we scrapped FFP or something? Or have United just decided to ignore it.

Fair play financial or otherwise was always elusive at Old Twatford, with the arrival of bollocks as manager anything honest and worthwhile will be kicked F**k out of.

For fear of being called a wum I can't answer this 

Isn't it something to do with their sponsorships deals keeping them above the required financial fair play limit, something to do with them balancing the books?

Beaten 4-1 by Dortmund.

 

Haha F***ing ha.

Beaten 4-1 by Dortmund.

 

Can see this trend continue into their league campaign.

means nothing in pre season but still good to see all the same

means nothing in pre season

I agree 

Beaten 4-1 by Dortmund.

 

According to the papers friendlies don't matter apparently, yeah right!!! I imagine Maureen is not best pleased with that results, time to spend some more money I think.

Dortmund have had 5 pre season games whereas Utd have had two

Still, if it were my club, I'd be a little worried. That's a thrashing

According to the papers friendlies don't matter apparently, yeah right!!! I imagine Maureen is not best pleased with that results, time to spend some more money I think.

Chelsea were getting walloped in pre season last year, fu**ed them up big time going into the new season. Let's hope it's the same for the Mancs. All the talk from the Mancs just makes them look even more pathetic. They've been bigging themselves up for a few years now about getting back to the top, soon they will regret giving us so much sh*t about our title drought.

Just seen the goal by Ousmane Dembele against the mancs 

Just seen the goal by Ousmane Dembele against the mancs 

That was great match to watch.

Nice to see Mancs dismantled:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sKaMzX7FNA

1) What are those poses all about?
Luke Shaw, one of the softest looking people ever trying to look mean and solid!
2) That two tone looks terrible.

Pre season doesn't matter if you lose.
If the Mancs had won 4-1 you can guarantee the media would have had them winning the league by 20 points

That home kit of theirs is horrific.

Did they get a load of this stuff on the cheap?

 

https://twitter.com/GoalAdviser/status/756810356027195392

Hahaha not a sign of any £125m record breaking deal for Pogba in the manc media.
No doubt the recent exhibition 4-1 defeat makes the suggestion as ludicrous to the shitehawks as it does to the rest of world.

On a different note has there been any mention of Whiskey Nose and the money he would have cost the mancs if the record breaking £125m deal had transpired?
After selling Pogba in his tenure as manager for less than £1m that means he would have lost them £124m at a stroke - and still the soft bas**rds think the sun shines out of his arse.

The comedy continues with the news that Slur Acho recommended Allardyce for the England job.

Hahaha not a sign of any £125m record breaking deal for Pogba in the manc media.
No doubt the recent exhibition 4-1 defeat makes the suggestion as ludicrous to the shitehawks as it does to the rest of world.

On a different note has there been any mention of Whiskey Nose and the money he would have cost the mancs if the record breaking £125m deal had transpired?
After selling Pogba in his tenure as manager for less than £1m that means he would have lost them £124m at a stroke - and still the soft bas**rds think the sun shines out of his arse.

The comedy continues with the news that Slur Acho recommended Allardyce for the England job.

The deal will go through Stuey  will be a great signing even though Fergie fu**ed up letting him go.  However, what's 100 million these days in football  Like I've been saying for month or so now, it's going to be one hell of a season. Enjoy it, I know I will.   

The deal will go through Stuey  will be a great signing even though Fergie fu**ed up letting him go.  However, what's 100 million these days in football  Like I've been saying for month or so now, it's going to be one hell of a season. Enjoy it, I know I will.   

Nah it won't, guarantee he'll end up staying at Juve, got more chance of winning a European trophy with Juve than he has with your lot.

Plus think the fee will be a bit more than £100 million, can see Juve holding out for £120 million if Pogba really does want to leave.

But to quote Pogba's agent when asked about if Pogba was moving to your lot he said "bla, bla, bla"

Nah it won't, guarantee he'll end up staying at Juve, got more chance of winning a European trophy with Juve than he has with your lot.

Plus think the fee will be a bit more than £100 million, can see Juve holding out for £120 million if Pogba really does want to leave.

But to quote Pogba's agent when asked about if Pogba was moving to your lot he said "bla, bla, bla"

It will I promise  even though he's ex manc I bet you'd love him at Liverpool  United will win something next year, not sure what though