The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Rumours about Benitez being considered !!! Now I doubt Rafa would even consider the job but what if he did Taking the job at Chelsea was one thing but this one would seriously mess my head up 

Ha ha ha F**k me, they really are turning into a comedy club.


http://manchestergazette.co.uk/messi-manchester-united-talks-confirmed/27208

http://www.itv.com/news/granada/update/2014-04-23/report-man-united-enquire-about-buying-messi/

Ha ha ha F**k me, they really are turning into a comedy club.


http://manchestergazette.co.uk/messi-manchester-united-talks-confirmed/27208

http://www.itv.com/news/granada/update/2014-04-23/report-man-united-enquire-about-buying-messi/

Dickheads;

That's just being a media whore, they would have shat themselves if Barca had said yes, but it's £200m.

That's just being a media whore, they would have shat themselves if Barca had said yes, but it's £200m.

Flashing their imaginary budget to find a manager, appears conceited to me.

Flashing their imaginary budget to find a manager, appears conceited to me.

That would not surprise me.

Flashing their imaginary budget to find a manager, appears conceited to me.

Could be, but how would Messi fit into Big Sam's style of play?

If they did sign him there would still be the cold wet Tuesday night in February at the Brittania issue

Moyes has basically confirmed it was Sir Whiskey who gave him the job, despite what people want to believe;

" I remain grateful to Sir Alex Ferguson for believing in my ability and giving me the chance to manage Manchester United." - Link


They really are deluded if they think Giggs, Scholes, Neville and Butt are going to be a master stroke for them. No ounce of management experience between them. I clocked up more hours on Football Manager last night than they have being in charge of a team, combined.

Could be, but how would Messi fit into Big Sam's style of play?

Ha Ha can just imagine it, Messi turning his nose up for Champions League nights under Pep at Bayern or Blanc at PSG, maybe even Pellegrini at City to play for Fat Sam in the Europa League alongside 40 year old Giggs

Ha Ha can just imagine it, Messi turning his nose up for Champions League nights under Pep at Bayern or Blanc at PSG, maybe even Pellegrini at City to play for Fat Sam in the Europa League alongside 40 year old Giggs

What do you mean? They aren't going to qualify for Europa

Could be, but how would Messi fit into Big Sam's style of play?

It hurts to even think about that.

United are at LEAST 8 players away from challenging for the title.

Dickheads;

That's just being a media whore, they would have shat themselves if Barca had said yes, but it's £200m.

Hahaha undiluted horseshit, a £200m warchest is mentioned, would that be the same biscuit tin Moyes had at his disposal?
They need every penny in that biscuit tin to sort out the traitorous, geriatric squad they presently have.

United are at LEAST 8 players away from challenging for the title.

More like 8 teams away from challenging Res .

More like 8 teams away from challenging Res .

Years

Years

Light years.

Light years.

And the electric has gone off, Manure will be in sh*t street for years.

Yeah ....... Liverpool FC was not even considered to be a challenger for the title because we're simply not good enough. Such words have finally come back to bite the bloody arse of sir alex slur. Yeah

Klopp rules out Man U switch

Jürgen Klopp has ruled himself out of contention for the post of manager of ManU. He had been among the leading candidates to replace Moyes who was sacked on Tuesday.
''I find it a little uncomfortable having to turn somebody down without them making an enquiry but it does seem like I have got to do it anyway, there are about 1,000 reasons why I'm so happy working at Borrusia Dortmund'' said Klopp.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27151553

Klopp rules out Man U switch

Jürgen Klopp has ruled himself out of contention for the post of manager of ManU. He had been among the leading candidates to replace Moyes who was sacked on Tuesday.
''I find it a little uncomfortable having to turn somebody down without them making an enquiry but it does seem like I have got to do it anyway, there are about 1,000 reasons why I'm so happy working at Bayern Munich'' said Klopp.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27151553

Did I miss anything?

Hahaha undiluted horseshit, a £200m warchest is mentioned, would that be the same biscuit tin Moyes had at his disposal?
They need every penny in that biscuit tin to sort out the traitorous, geriatric squad they presently have.

And unless they get in a top manager soon, no CL football means they will have as much success in the summer window as Moyes did last year.

Maybe Leon Osman is available for £30m...

Did I miss anything?

Sorted that, I think I'm missing something.