The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Wonder if Van pussycat will be happy about playing second fiddle to Falco? Some talent there now,  but getting them to gel won't be easy. Training ground arguments will hopefully ensue.

Van Pissypants supposedly needs knee surgery and is expected to be out for 6mths mate. 

It makes it even more hilarious that they've let Chica and possibly Welbeck leave as they're relying on shrek and as yet a not match fit, possibly crocked falcao to win them games.

So, falcao only returned from a 7 month lay off with his knee injury at the beginning of August?

Thankfully this has got disaster written all over it. Hopefully no unscrupulous defenders will target his knee.

 

I can't handle it...RedCafe said their back 4 is better than ours....what the F**k?

Total bollocks from the daily mirror here but some bollocks is agreeable, they're reporting falcao will be on £364k a week. Nice.

I can't handle it...RedCafe said their back 4 is better than ours....what the F**k?

That's why they're hovering over the relegation fodder and we're fifth from top of the league.
They can't handle that and is why they make sh*t up.

Van Pissypants supposedly needs knee surgery and is expected to be out for 6mths mate. 

F**k me! If that man was a horse they'd shoot him!   

I can't handle it...RedCafe said their back 4 is better than ours....what the F**k?

In fairness half of them still think Bruce and Pallister play for them 

Tom Cleverley is staying at Manchester United after Villa and Everton ended their interest in him.

I wonder what Louis Van Gaal's reaction will be tomorrow morning when Cleverley turns up.

If UTD team was a person.

Falcao is getting very close to the deadline. Id piss meself laughing if this didn't go through now

Falcao is getting very close to the deadline. Id piss meself laughing if this didn't go through now

Doesn't matter if they passed the deadline. FA would still allow it.

What about Rojo has he been able to register yet?

What about Rojo has he been able to register yet?

Is it true he could be facing jail time for assault?

Is it true he could be facing jail time for assault?

Oh dear! Don't what's more criminal - that or moving to this Manchester United team.

Is it true he could be facing jail time for assault?

Yeah, if he is found guilty but the sentencing could vary from a year in prison to probation. Seeing as he is with united now id go with the latter, but i read that he hasn't been registered for united yet and is still under the third party which owns him. Maybe he has registered since.

Apparently the Manc fans are complaining that selling Welbeck to Arsenal strengthens one of their rivals.    How does selling Welbeck to Arsenal strengthen Southampton Swansea and Hull?

Well if their is the slightest thing wrong in his knee no way will they commit £346,000 a week wages .

Sources telling us crocked Falcao having an autopsy not a medical. 

Mind you, a corpse could do a better job playing for United at the minute.

Not just Falcao's knee that may trouble. Heard rumours that Van Persie's knee is flaring up again.

Saw something on twitter about Falcao failing his medical. True or just a wind up?

Saw something on twitter about Falcao failing his medical. True or just a wind up?

Seems damned strange to me that a loan signing should take this long.

Wind up for now. Reportedly done, just crossing the t's and dotting the i's.

They might want to hurry though.