The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

They are paying 60 mil euros upfront for Martial + 20 mil depending on performances, so practically 80 mil for Anthony Martial  Januzaj is more proven than him  They have lost their minds, and they were laughing at us spending so much for Benteke.

One of the biggest talents I've seen lately is Martial, looks set to become worldclass, very mature for his age. So in that sense, good buy. But the money involved is absolutely insane, he's just 19.

One of the biggest talents I've seen lately is Martial, looks set to become worldclass, very mature for his age. So in that sense, good buy. But the money involved is absolutely insane, he's just 19.

And also has problems with his personal life.

No last minute panic buying here, my arse.

One of the biggest talents I've seen lately is Martial, looks set to become worldclass, very mature for his age. So in that sense, good buy. But the money involved is absolutely insane, he's just 19.

Martial really does look like he'll become a top class player. But it will depend on how he handles that big of a money move to a club with that pressure at just 19 years old.

if you know your main goalie is not happy and wants to leave you shouldnt really piss off your number two Valdes a very experienced Goalie.

Martial really does look like he'll become a top class player. But it will depend on how he handles that big of a money move to a club with that pressure at just 19 years old.

I thought the Sterling signing was crazy until I heard about this one!!

Lindegaard joins WBA on a free, Valdes to Marseille on a free and De Gea to Real for 35 mil euros. I will be laughing my arse off if they get stuck with Romero and Johnstone as no2. 

Now Spurs have offered them Adebayor 

And they sign Martial for 60 mil euros + 20 depending on performances 

What a f**king circus they are 

On Martials twitter account when he plays FIFA his team of choice is LFC.

All the tLk of this lads potential is massivley overshadowed by that price tag I mean come on he's 19 bloody 19 imagine the pressure if he doesn't hit the ground running, it will be immense .
Especially in the EPL the expectations are huge.
That sort if dosh should get you a finished top player.
Can't believe the idiots have fired off RVP and Hernandez aswell .:-)

Lindegaard joins WBA on a free, Valdes to Marseille on a free and De Gea to Real for 35 mil euros. I will be laughing my arse off if they get stuck with Romero and Johnstone as no2. 

Now Spurs have offered them Adebayor 

And they sign Martial for 60 mil euros + 20 depending on performances 

What a f**king circus they are 

They'll be getting Keylor Navas in return.

Van gaal net spend as of last season £133m.

Matches 50, wins 27.

"The Chosen One", net spend £66m.

Matches, first 50, won 27.

Genius.

They'll be getting Keylor Navas in return.

Depends which reporter you believe I think mate, some saying he's switching, some say he isn't.

It makes sense he moves otherwise he won't get any game time but he may choose elsewhere, why anyone would want to play under van gaal is beyond me.

Hahahahaha wouldn't sign Pedro but will sign some other clown!

Amazing how the Mancs have shut up, they were set to win the treble when they signed Schweinsteiger

The fee Man Utd are paying for Anthony Martial has 'left people speechless in France.'

Breaking: Monaco tell Canal + that Manchester United paid €80m for Anthony Martial

This could be one of the most outrageous transfers in the history of football. 80 million euros for a player who 2 months ago wasn't even a first-team player for Monaco ? They truly lost their minds and i'm enjoying it.

Apparently they sold De Gea for 25 mil + 5 depending on bonuses, and signed Navas for 15 mil. That means they've sold De Gea for 10 mil upfront and 5 more depending on variables. Mind-boggling to say the least 

I thought De Gea was 29m + Navas - which to be fair is very good business. Martial less so though!

They seem to be going a bit crazy with their outgoings as well unless they are planning to buy a couple more tomorrow.

If we weren't in a complete mess ourselves I'd really fancy us to finish above them this year.

Time to go? This could-have-been Man United XI reflects poorly on Ed Woodward’s transfer business

Worryingly for United fans this isn’t new. In fact, he’s just one of a world class United XI that the Red Devils could have had:



http://metro.co.uk/2015/08/22/time-to-go-this-could-have-been-man-united-xi-reflects-poorly-on-ed-woodwards-transfer-business-5352261/

This journalist honestly thinks that the scum would ever have that team?

https://twitter.com/GuillemBalague/status/638473938306236418

https://twitter.com/GuillemBalague/status/638473938306236418

Oh Crap, was just about to post this................

https://twitter.com/GuillemBalague/status/638473938306236418

Scum fans on redcafe are laughing their heads off but I don't think they get why it's not a good thing They seem happy to have gotten one over on Madrid but they don't realise that he'll go to Real for F**k all next summer