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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11523: Nov 08, 2015 01:00:59 am
      Boring as hell and a brainless, out of ideas approach football they are playing but they are racking up the clean sheets at the moment.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11524: Nov 08, 2015 07:39:26 am
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11525: Nov 08, 2015 07:40:21 am
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11526: Nov 08, 2015 02:33:46 pm
      sh*t team in a sh*t league, but they're getting results, unfortunately.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11527: Nov 09, 2015 09:43:28 pm
      Wayne Rooney getting involved in the wrestling...

      Christ.

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11528: Nov 10, 2015 01:34:27 pm

      Finally got a shot on target!!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11529: Nov 10, 2015 04:00:15 pm
      What I wouldn't give to hit Wayne Rooney with a steel chair! :laugh:

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11530: Nov 10, 2015 05:01:08 pm

      Or maybe they've come round to the idea of just drowning him?!
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      Reply #11531: Nov 11, 2015 09:28:49 pm
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      Reply #11532: Nov 22, 2015 09:59:58 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11533: Nov 25, 2015 09:21:34 pm
      They've got to be the most boring team to watch in Europe right now.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11534: Nov 25, 2015 10:07:03 pm
      Can't believe this pile of sh*te are second in the league. There again maybe shows how poor the league is.

      Unless they beat Wolfsburg away from home they will be joining the big boys in the EL  :)
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11535: Nov 26, 2015 01:20:10 pm
      theatre of dreams is becoming the theatre of insomnia. Jeez they are boring as sh*t and I think Wolfsburg will give them a hiding. DeGea has now for two seasons made them look results wise like a decent team but take him out and they would lose 10 or more points .
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      Reply #11536: Nov 26, 2015 04:47:57 pm
      theatre of dreams is becoming the theatre of insomnia. Jeez they are boring as sh*t and I think Wolfsburg will give them a hiding. DeGea has now for two seasons made them look results wise like a decent team but take him out and they would lose 10 or more points .


      Trite, turgid and a real dirge.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11537: Nov 27, 2015 10:22:23 am
      When a bus driver ignores you...... (stolen once again from FB)



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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11538: Nov 27, 2015 09:13:39 pm
      I'm not a huge believer in stats being black and white, I think you can twist most stats to suit your argument. However I found this one quite striking:



      One dimensional much?

      And that's after spending £39.4 mil on Schweinsteiger and Schneiderlin!
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      Reply #11539: Nov 27, 2015 09:23:25 pm
      I'm not a huge believer in stats being black and white, I think you can twist most stats to suit your argument. However I found this one quite striking:



      One dimensional much?

      And that's after spending £39.4 mil on Schweinsteiger and Schneiderlin!

      How in the name of Jesus Christ are they second in the table? They really have got there by boring the opposition to death haven't they?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11540: Nov 28, 2015 12:35:09 am

      2 players they were raving about, they've mustered about 2 assists between them? far from dominating/controlling games either. Just like Falcao and Di Maria, flops!

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11541: Nov 28, 2015 01:03:12 pm
      How in the name of Jesus Christ are they second in the table? They really have got there by boring the opposition to death haven't they?

      I went on a mad rant about this to a mate watching the match on Thursday. The league is sh*t this year, everyone is sh*t! So what separates the less sh*t teams from the rest? Goalscorers? Definitely have their say, Vardy proving that and the fact that Aguero is so far ahead of any other striker in the league has helped City massively. But what about the mancs? What about Arsenal? What about Spurs? Are they really that much better than us? No... but they have much better keepers.

      A good keeper is the difference in this league. United could have named their price to Madrid in the summer but they knew they were giving up a keeper who will win them points. When Schweinseteiger, Schneiderlin, Fellaini, and Rooney are falling to pieces before him, De Gea has been their most consistent player. He's saved them more times than not, just like Cech, Llloris and Hart have for their clubs.

      If/When De Gea goes, unless they have an top quality replacement, they will drop down the table, fast!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11542: Nov 28, 2015 04:36:53 pm
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      theatre of dreams is becoming the theatre of insomnia. Jeez they are boring as sh*t and I think Wolfsburg will give them a hiding.

      We hope.

      He has a cv of silverware, but he looks a fish out of water in that job. As with many foreign coaches, he just doesn't get English football culture, where fans demand 100mph football as well as three points. Hence his "crisis, what crisis?" press conferences.

      Their scum whinge that they're not playing "their" way, but they just can't hack that the tyrant is out of the dugout, so the ball game has now changed from attack everything they see, to get a result by any means, even if it's 0-0.

      They're there for the taking now for any side with the belief and the firepower. They've plenty of games coming up where sides should take points off them, us included. By the end of January, I think the table will be a fairer reflection of their abilities atm.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11543: Dec 04, 2015 03:54:04 pm
      Looks like potato head is out with a ankle injury which is a shame as I wanted them to lose on the weekend and get knocked out of the CL by Wolfsburg!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11544: Dec 04, 2015 05:30:44 pm
      Talk of replacing Van Gaal doing the rounds.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11545: Dec 04, 2015 08:32:41 pm
      Rooney will be off this weekend with his packet of fags and his pot noodle as he has an ankle injury. Marshial came in to the team and he just played his game and was a revelation now after a couple of months he is a shadow of who he was thanks To LVG

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