I Won the Lottery!!!!

And before you all start laughing thinking I'm going to say I won a tenner - you're wrong!

I won the staff lottery in work.



500 squids baby. Whoa yeah! Can i get an amen?

And before you all start laughing thinking I'm going to say I won a tenner - you're wrong!

I won the staff lottery in work.



500 squids baby. Whoa yeah! Can I get an amen?

more importantly - can you get a pint in?

Well done mate.   

Amen!

JD will be expecting a hefty donation to the forum, as you're slowing down the server with all your posts.

Should have kept my mouth shut!

I have to put that money towards a car. When I win the proper lottery next saturday I'll donate 20 grand.

When I win the proper lottery next saturday I'll donate 20 grand.

Do that and I'll give you a plus!

If I'm a millionaire I'll just take over the running costs of the forum. No sweat!

If I'm a millionaire I'll just take over the running costs of the forum. No sweat!

Cool, then you can put yourself on +5,000 just to piss everyone else off!

An you can buy as many gold plated +'s as you want

No one's said it yet.

The man asked for an Amen.

Amen!

Cheers Ross. I did get an amen up there from Ov3rdose. But I'll take all the amens I can get!

Well in Gow, you jammy get.

I won £20 on the spot the ball the other week. Felt good it did.

Amen, any chance of donating some of that to the summer transfer fund?

Cheers Ross. I did get an amen up there from Ov3rdose. But I'll take all the amens I can get!

So he did. Apologies Ov3rdose la!

Suppose it is a bit jammy isn't it? I was looking at the previous month's results the other day muttering under my breath 'that c**t's won it twice', and 'it's always people from that department who win', and 'it's a f***in fiddle'. And then I got that phone call today. And today is payday, so I already had 1150 quid going in and now an extra 500 quid. Chuffed to bits. Pass me test and that'll go towards a little motor for me! It's funny, because I've been thinking for a couple of weeks that I could do with a little win, and I was honestly thinking 500 quid.

It's a funny old game!

Pure spawn! 

Well in mate!

Pure spawn! 

Well in mate!

Oh hello there fellow lottery winner. Would you like to sit on a deckchair beside me and toast our new found status?

Oh hello there fellow lottery winner. Would you like to sit on a deckchair beside me and toast our new found status?

Aye, you'll have to excuse the time I take to put all that 43 quid in the bank though. Lot of money for 4 F***ing numbers on the lottery that! Put the champagne on ice old boy.

This time next year Rodders...

We'll be locked up for armed robbery.

What about the piss up Gow la

What about the piss up Gow la

I can't piss that money away! It'd take me three months to save that much! Got to be productive. And it's my birthday in 4 weeks aswell, so I'll get a few quid for that! Vroom Vroom!