The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread

When the oil dries up they'll be in a deep sh*t hole not us. What's the point, spending millions on players and yet can't land the CL, what joke of a club. If we had their money, the CL would be us for good.

Beaten 1 - 0 by Stoke win tomorrow and we've cancelled out their win over us

We got to beat Stoke when we next meet them to cancel out the head to head ties.

Looks like we must learn from Stoke how to beat shitty in future. Well done Stoke. Just wonder what shitty fans got to say, maybe start to blame the weather and pitch. Stoke is very smart and hit shitty on the counter and I've said it all along shitty defence is sh*t but we sat too deep and did not practice our counter attack to perfection and gave their defence too much respect.

The Arabs must be worried any more losses and the plastic fans will turn away.

What goes up must come down, when that happens it'll be a very painful downwards spiral.

The Arabs must be worried any more losses and the plastic fans will turn away.

A half full stadium for Champions League matches, and many cup games.
This suggests to me that city don't have that many plastics (yet) but I expect they will attract more if they continue to win the lague.

2 defeats in a week. As the Chuckle Brothers would "Oh dear oh dear"

2 defeats in a week. As the Chuckle Brothers would "Oh dear oh dear"

And derby coming up, let the show begin. 

And derby coming up, let the show begin. 

Mmmm, I'd still rather the pale blue side of the city win if you ask me.

Mmmm, I'd still rather the pale blue side of the city win if you ask me.

Yes, yes, yes.    anybody win is better than them.   

Mmmm, I'd still rather the pale blue side of the city win if you ask me.

Plenty of uproar about Liverpool in the media:

   
Man City 1 - 2 CSKA Moscow
Final
   

Plenty of uproar about Liverpool in the media:

   
Man City 1 - 2 CSKA Moscow
Final
   

Man shitty PL Champions bottom of group 2 pts. Liverpool PL Runners up 2nd bottom 3pts against the European Champions !

incredible what they built there, turned a contaminated area into probably the best training centre in the league, if not world

incredible what they built there, turned a contaminated area into probably the best training centre in the league, if not world

So go support them then. I think you are "supporting" the wrong club anyway.

So go support them then. I think you are "supporting" the wrong club anyway.

f**k off

i was trying to make a point that a takeover from a rich owner isnt always a bad thing

f**k off

i was trying to make a point that a takeover from a rich owner isnt always a bad thing

Ooohh....hit a nerve did we

Go touch yourself while dreaming of your rich Arab or Russian.

Give it a rest. They aren't worth bickering over.

Great header by Lampard, stunning actually.

Great header by Lampard, stunning actually.

Really? Torres header vs West Ham was better. Suarez header last season from the edge of the box is what you call a stunning header mate.

Really? Torres header vs West Ham was better. Suarez header last season from the edge of the box is what you call a stunning header mate.

Can't recall the Torres one right now but Suarez's header was the best header I've ever seen. Lampard's was a great header, i only got to see motd yesterday so I was probably behind schedule there. Or today (had a nap)

Great header by Lampard, stunning actually.

If only Marcovic done the same, hey?