100 things that will happen before our stadium is built

And eventually lose there blood thirsty ways and start becoming upstanding members of the community and help us by building our new stadium from the gibbs and bones of past manure fan left overs, they may be Zombies, but they do have some taste!

Oh the thoughts of their leftovers being used as mortar to build a new Anfield is making me puke.

Suarez will get a penalty.

I will quit drinking.

Omnes relinquite spes, o vos intrantes.   

Omnes relinquite spes, o vos intrantes.   

Maybe he knew about the redevelopment.
Crafty b***ard.

Fergie will give a press conference praising the refs and blaming a loss on his teams poor play.

We'll get to 10 points.

Anfield will be redeveloped 

someone in the FA will actually stand up to Fergie.

someone in the FA will actually stand up to Fergie.

That's way over the top Walton, will never happen 

someone in the FA will actually stand up to Fergie.

The Sahara will freeze over before that happens Walton.

Jonjo Shelvey's hair will grow back
Everton will win a trophy
Ferguson will retire
"The Chosen One" will smile

George will go 2 hours without posting. 

Paul Konchesky will win the Ballon d'or

Corbs and George will hug it out.

British Rail will get there.

Rafa will manage Chelsea.



Oh Wait

Arsenal will win a trophy......

Jonjo Shelvey's hair will grow back
Everton will win a trophy
Ferguson will retire
"The Chosen One" will smile

One out of 4 so far then

dunlop liddell shankly will write a post that doesn't contain the words

"Liverpool Football Club"

Bats will roost and could hinder Anfield re-development.
If bats seen at Anfield indicate that there are certain species roosting the club will have to make provision for them in the new-look stadium if they are a protected species.
The club would be forced by European and domestic laws to incorporate a space for the bats in any new structure, an LFC spokesman said the club was ''not aware'' that bats roost at the ground but they have been seen flying above fans' heads at several recent games and a local bio-diversity group said sightings do confirm their presence inside the stadium.
 A Bats' ConservationTrust spokesman  said any Anfield development ''must not harm bats' conservation status''.
 
No wind up, it's in tonights Echo.
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/kop-load-bat-liverpool-fc-6177515

Bats will roost and could hinder Anfield re-development.
If bats seen at Anfield indicate that there are certain species roosting the club will have to make provision for them in the new-look stadium if they are a protected species.
The club would be forced by European and domestic laws to incorporate a space for the bats in any new structure, an LFC spokesman said the club was ''not aware'' that bats roost at the ground but they have been seen flying above fans' heads at several recent games and a local bio-diversity group said sightings do confirm their presence inside the stadium.
 A Bats' ConservationTrust spokesman  said any Anfield development ''must not harm bats' conservation status''.
 
No wind up, it's in tonights Echo.
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/kop-load-bat-liverpool-fc-6177515

Yeah just read that Stu.

Mad ay?

Yeah just read that Stu.

Mad ay?

Mad alright Dave, whoever thought we'd see a batting order at Anfield?