100 things that will happen before our stadium is built

We'll be playing FIFA 2051 on the playstation 22

I'll goose Cheryl Cole (or anyone else really ).

England will win the Cricket World Cup.

We would have cloned a team of Carraghers.

England will win the Cricket World Cup.

Oi!

Carra retires as manager of Liverpool.

I'll Grow chest hair a feat after 31 years I still have not managed to Achieve

Australia will win the Ashes in England.

I'll play Sloth in The Goonies, the sequel.

I'll play Sloth in The Goonies, the sequel.

Dirk's already contracted.

I'll pass me driving test. Oh, wait.

Tottenham, Everton, Aston Villa and Blackburn Rovers move into their 75000 seater stadium.

Tottenham, Everton, Aston Villa and Blackburn Rovers move into their 75000 seater stadium.

What can 4 clubs do a ground share?

What can 4 clubs do a ground share?

Errr.. stadiumS?

The Zonal Marking fiasco will reap the benefits that it deserves.

Pacheco will start a Premier League game - and score a hat-trick.

Then salute the crowd as he takes his retirement at the grand age of 37. :

That was amazing.

Ross would have actually discovered whether he is male or female.

Wayne Rooney will lose weight.

We'll celebrate LFC Reds 60th Birthday.

Voronin will score

The Welsh national football team will qualify for the finals of a major tournament.

Frank Lampard will stop eating pies.

In 2012 the world will end...

Rocky XXXIII will gross 1 zillion dollars in its opening week at the box office.

Dirk's already contracted.

I'll pass me driving test. Oh, wait.

Gow's driving licence will have expired.