100 things that will happen before our stadium is built

Australia will win the Ashes in England.

Smart arse

George W Bush will win the Nobel Peace Prize

New York Mets will win the World Series

Everton will work out a cure for webbed feet-itis

I will quit drinking

Smart arse

George W Bush will win the Nobel Peace Prize

New York Mets will win the World Series

Everton will work out a cure for webbed feet-itis

I will quit drinking

Adelaide United will win the A-League.

Adelaide United will win the A-League.

Perth Glory will make a grand final appearance

Accrington Stanley will win the Premiership

Perth Glory will make a grand final appearance

And lose 6-0.

I have a slight nkling the name of this thread may need changing...100 things will have been hit by 2am at this rate

Come to like oul Tom and George

Man u will be relegated.

And lose 6-0.

Well played, sir.

Jedward will win X-Factor

Martin Skrtel grow long hair

Torres becomes a defender

Martin Skrtel will go into retirement from football and take over his rightful position as Master of the Universe.

He will then order rocks to rise from the ground and construct, through the pure power of his mind, the largest and most terrifying football stadium on the planet.

Extra Terrestrial life is discovered.

Javier Mascherano will eventually get his dream move to Barcelona, as a 52 year old manager.

RedLFCBlood hits a new milestone.

5,000,000 posts.

We will have '1,000,000 things that will happen before our stadium is built' thread.

Gerrard's grandson will smash a hat trick on his 35th birthday.

Morrissey will finish a gig in Liverpool.

Morrissey will finish a gig in Liverpool.

If he's got the bottle!

Lucas will become a world class player (Hopefully)

Disney will make a movie where they don't kill the mother off.

Ringo star will play a gig in liverpool. :

Voronin will cut that tail off.