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      Fines

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      RedLFCBlood
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      Fines
      Jan 12, 2010 01:22:14 pm
      Just got sent this on facebook, thought it was pretty funny.

      Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.

      You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

      NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it....

      Then tell us what your fine is £XX' (whatever amount is!)

      Smoked weed -- £10

      Did acid or pills -- £5

      Ever had sex at church -- £25

      Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40

      Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- £25

      Had sex for money -- £100

      Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20

      Vandalized something -- £20

      Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10

      Beat up someone -- £20

      Been jumped -- £10

      Cross dressed -- £10

      Given money to stripper -- £25

      Been in love with a stripper -- £20

      Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10

      Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15

      Ever drive and drank -- £20

      Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50

      Used toys while having sex -- £30

      Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20

      Went skinny dipping -- £5

      Had sex in a pool -- £20

      Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10

      Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20

      Cheated on your significant other -- £10

      Masturbated -- £10

      Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20

      Done oral -- £5

      Got oral -- £5

      Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- £25

      Stole something -- £10

      Had sex with someone in jail -- £25

      Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- £15

      Had a threesome -- £50

      Had sex in public -- £20

      Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25

      Stole something worth over more than a hundred quid-- £20

      Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20

      Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- £25

      Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50

      Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25

      Went streaking -- £5

      Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15

      Been arrested -- £5

      Spent time in jail -- £15

      Pissed in the pool -- £5

      Played spin the bottle -- £5

      Done something you regret -- £20

      Had sex with your best friend -- £20

      Had sex with someone you know at work - £25

      Had anal sex - £80

      Lied to your mate - £5

      Lied to you mate about sex being good - £25


      My fine is £635.10p oops, who's been a naughty boy ;D


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      Re: Fines
      Reply #1: Jan 12, 2010 01:37:24 pm
      I'm an angel compared to you. ;D

      £580.10p
      RedLFCBlood
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      Re: Fines
      Reply #2: Jan 12, 2010 02:10:15 pm
      I'm an angel compared to you. ;D

      £580.10p

      I blame mine on a ten year relationship you tend to experiment to keep things interesting lmao
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      Re: Fines
      Reply #3: Jan 12, 2010 03:05:56 pm
      I've lived a sheltered life. £420.10.
      stuey
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      Re: Fines
      Reply #4: Jan 12, 2010 03:17:35 pm
      F***ing L Daz you owe ME.
      Gow
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      Re: Fines
      Reply #5: Jan 12, 2010 03:18:09 pm

      Why, has he bummed you? ;)
      RedLFCBlood
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      Re: Fines
      Reply #6: Jan 12, 2010 03:21:02 pm

      Twice I'm going for third time lucky this Sunday :D
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      Re: Fines
      Reply #7: Jan 12, 2010 03:32:37 pm
      I will turn the other cheek to your sausage jockey suggestions.
      Reslivo
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      Re: Fines
      Reply #8: Jan 12, 2010 03:41:26 pm
      £460.10
      Dmasta
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      Re: Fines
      Reply #9: Jan 12, 2010 04:41:51 pm
      £60.10

      Yeah laugh it up.
      RedLFCBlood
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      Re: Fines
      Reply #10: Jan 12, 2010 04:43:28 pm
      Wowsers, will some body get closer to me & Kenny were an elite group at the moment. Drag BodBoyBubby in. :D
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      Re: Fines
      Reply #11: Jan 12, 2010 04:55:49 pm
      £490.10, oops :laugh:
      stuey
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      Re: Fines
      Reply #12: Jan 12, 2010 04:58:35 pm
      Wowsers, will some body get closer to me & Kenny were an elite group at the moment. Drag BodBoyBubby in. :D
      Before you post Daryl you're not getting a F***ing breakdown-
                    
                                    Â£815-83P   and I want time to pay
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      Re: Fines
      Reply #13: Jan 12, 2010 05:37:36 pm
      740.10

      :o

      And everyone has kissed someone they didn't their name.
      RedLFCBlood
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      Re: Fines
      Reply #14: Jan 12, 2010 05:39:53 pm
      Before you post Daryl you're not getting a F***ing breakdown-
                   
                                    £815-83P   and I want time to pay

      Ha Ha well in Stuey mate I think that will take some topping.




      Ha Ha well In Crouchino and thought I was the only bad lad :D
      kenny
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      Re: Fines
      Reply #15: Jan 12, 2010 05:44:42 pm
      Before you post Daryl you're not getting a f**king breakdown-
                   
                                    £815-83P   and I want time to pay
      740.10

      :o

      And everyone has kissed someone they didn't their name.
      Its the parents i feel sorry for, criminals ::)
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      Re: Fines
      Reply #16: Jan 12, 2010 06:31:08 pm
      Before you post Daryl you're not getting a F***ing breakdown-
                   
                                    £815-83P   and I want time to pay
      Had to revise that figure cos I was making multiple fines for various offences which I refused to learn a lesson (slow learner)
         so now we have a grand total of £580 but I still want time to pay.
      crouchinho
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      Re: Fines
      Reply #17: Jan 12, 2010 06:32:43 pm
      Had to revise that figure cos I was making multiple fines for various offences which I refused to learn a lesson (slow learner)
         so now we have a grand total of £580 but I still want time to pay.

      I was hoping there was a typo in there.

      I would of recommended church but you probably added to your fines, there.
      RedLFCBlood
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      Re: Fines
      Reply #18: Jan 12, 2010 06:39:46 pm
      I wouldn't recommend Anal Sex, it knocks your fine up by £80.00, what a bummer :D
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      Re: Fines
      Reply #19: Jan 12, 2010 06:42:51 pm
      I'm only at $520.00...Yikes.

      I see some at 750.00-$800.00.  Jesus Christ.   You Brits are just nasty.
      crouchinho
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      Re: Fines
      Reply #20: Jan 12, 2010 06:47:50 pm
      I'm only at $520.00...Yikes.

      I see some at 750.00-$800.00.  Jesus Christ.   You Brits are just nasty.

      OI! I'm in Australia! Don't be insulting me :D
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      Re: Fines
      Reply #21: Jan 12, 2010 07:02:55 pm
      £155, but I'm only 16 ;)
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      Re: Fines
      Reply #22: Jan 12, 2010 07:09:49 pm

      Hurry up and rack up 600 quid before you hit 18!

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