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F**k me (not literally) I thought I was getting paranoid 

Sorry mate I shouldn't laugh I imagine that could be quite an awkward situation to be in if you're having to ask.  I doubt it though he's probably just lonely and sees you as a potential ally if nobody likes him.

Why don't they like him btw?  Don't you like him?

ha ha, was joking about the grooming bit, to be honest i don't know him that well, he's got a reputation for interfering in jobs that aren't his business and the new guy we had quit after 2 days being trained by him as he said he was too slow to learn. Been chatted up by gay men before and doesn't bother me.

ha ha, was joking about the grooming bit, to be honest i don't know him that well, he's got a reputation for interfering in jobs that aren't his business and the new guy we had quit after 2 days being trained by him as he said he was too slow to learn. Been chatted up by gay men before and doesn't bother me.

Probably just his way of staying relevant then mate if he's not getting enough attention for his own job, he'll stick his nose in somewhere else.

Probably just his way of staying relevant then mate if he's not getting enough attention for his own job, he'll stick his nose in somewhere else.

as long as it's only his nose he's interested in sticking in...

as long as it's only his nose he's interested in sticking in...

I'm sure you know how to handle the situation if it becomes anything else.

Last few days in work, this gay bloke who nobody likes has taken the same lunch time as me in the little room where we have lunch, today he gave me a jammy dodger, am i being groomed ?

Ok I'm afraid to ask and to Google it but here goes......what the hell is a jammy dodger??

Ok I'm afraid to ask and to Google it but here goes......what the hell is a jammy dodger??

It's a biscuit 

Sorry I should say it's a cookie 

Ok I'm afraid to ask and to Google it but here goes......what the hell is a jammy dodger??

calling it a biscuit/cookie would be doing it a great disservice

It's a biscuit 

Sorry I should say it's a cookie 

Oh....ok. As long as it's not a soggy cookie you are ok

Oh....ok. As long as it's not a soggy cookie you are ok

It would have been fairly forward if he had challenged him to a game of w*nk the biscuit

 

Oh....ok. As long as it's not a soggy cookie you are ok

Well we do dunk them in our tea so they are best eaten soggy   

It would have been fairly forward if he had challenged him to a game of w*nk the biscuit

 

This guy knows what I'm talking about.....unfortunately

This guy knows what I'm talking about.....unfortunately

Hopefully you never lost 

Hopefully you never lost 

That's a no win proposition, or so I'm told.

That's a no win proposition, or so I'm told.

Oh no... If you lose



Then my god you would realise that the others are certainly more winners than the loser

 

Oh no... If you lose



Then my god you would realise that the others are certainly more winners than the loser

 

I honestly couldn't believe it was a real thing, till I talked to some poor fraternity members in college. Poor souls.....

It would have been fairly forward if he had challenged him to a game of w*nk the biscuit

 

i will no doubt regret this but how do play this ?

i will no doubt regret this but how do play this ?

Read at your own risk....don't say I didn't warn you......


http://uk.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=soggy%20cookie

Read at your own risk....don't say I didn't warn you......


http://uk.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=soggy%20cookie

hmmm, is that what they mean by a custard cream ?

Found three nests today  two great tits  and one blue tit chicks in the three of them  , think ive also found a peregrines nest .

Found three nests today  two great tits  and one blue tit chicks in the three of them  , think ive also found a peregrines nest .

Don't you be going anywhere near that peregrine nest Andy unless you're licenced mate 👍

Don't you be going anywhere near that peregrine nest Andy unless you're licenced mate 👍

It's ok it's not the first I've found  I've been watching them for years , they have nested in this place before I could walk right up to it if I wanted , I go to my cousins house she has a telescope in her conservatory , you can see straight across the valley into the  outcrop of rocks their in can actually look into the nest , it's all good mate .

It's ok it's not the first I've found  I've been watching them for years , they have nested in this place before I could walk right up to it if I wanted , I go to my cousins house she has a telescope in her conservatory , you can see straight across the valley into the  outcrop of rocks their in can actually look into the nest , it's all good mate .

That's fantastic mate, I'm particularly sensitive to wildlife crime 

That's fantastic mate, I'm particularly sensitive to wildlife crime 

Just had a look in a blue tits nest down my garden they have hatched but couldnt tell how many , hope for some nice westher they are dependant on lots of bugs at a young age .