"Manscaping"

It's PS3 smiggs, get with the times

What are your views on arse hair then?

   Deffo no arse hair, but would need waxing me thinks, too itchy otherwise 

Or.. you strip down naked, bend over, light a lighter near your ass and fart.. that should do the trick.

Funny you should say that, just seen a fella on Rude Tube do just that, but he had a back draught and set his balls on fire 

Hey Dexter done the whole communial shaving bit done it once when we had come home a bit worse for wear, woke up in the morning and nearly drunk the contents which i had left by the side of the bed lucky i spotted the razor sitting next to it   

Don't tempt me, i'll have a few beers and go try that!

Have some beers mate! Just make sure you report back here once you've done it.

Funny you should say that, just seen a fella on Rude Tube do just that, but he had a back draught and set his balls on fire  

Yeah, I've seen some of those clips too, some proper jet flames there

I start this thread as way for men to feel comfortable about shaving, trimming and what have you, but some people have to ruin it for us. Gutted

Although i will admit, too many scrotums being thrown about for my liking.

I can understand shaving around the middle leg  but I thought the only blokes who shaved their real legs were swimmers and cyclists. Now I'm pretty sure our very own Crouchie ain't neither. 

Would you respect me more if i said yes, AR?

Reckon he spends his weekends down at Kings Cross?

Actually, i do But it's Oxford St in Sydney that your thinking about That's where all the curious fella's 'hang out'.

Funny thing is, my face is probably the hairiest place on my body. I trim the beard to leave a rugged look but shave everywhere else.

Oh no one has ruined it, stop being Mr Sensitive you leg-shaving man you

I try to grow a beard. Best attempt took two months, and it still didn't look that great. I'm just one of those types that can't grow a beard unfortunately

So to make Crouchie feel better I'll ask a serious manscaping question Pube trimming - does everyone do it? I have hardly heard of people doing it, but it seems a fair few do. I guess country people are a bit less civil that way though

EDIT: Here's that beard. Two months, just for that. And it don't show in the picture, but on the sides it was kinda thin and patchy. Just not what i want in a beard!

I try to grow a beard. Best attempt took two months, and it still didn't look that great. I'm just one of those types that can't grow a beard unfortunately

I've been trying for almost 19 years and I still have no facial hair.

Dmasta.

Pube trimming is great. Looks cleaner, feels better. But ask around - don't want to go ahead with my advice, I'm just a big, leg shaving, beard growing puff

This is my favourite thread without a doubt 

Dmasta 19 years, no facial hair, that's killing me mate, quality.

Crouchie, even if you said yes mate, I still don't respect ya 

My balls are still itchy some 24 hours later!

My balls are still itchy some 24 hours later!

Sure you haven't been down to Kings Cross/Oxford/whatever it is at all?

I'm gonna trim my pubes.

They'll be itching for days, mate. Just don't find yourself scratching like crazy in public. They lock people up for that these days.

This is my favourite thread without a doubt 

That deserves some respect in itself, AR. I know you love me

It's not funny.

Me trying to grow facial hair is like trying to grow a nice garden in a desert. Bit of sproutage here and there, but it just doesn't happen. And it's ginger when it does come out to play.

I'm just sitting here, admiring my sexually hairy man legs. So good.

What the f**k is with beards and wanting to be ginger?! I'm a dark brown mopped man, but my beard comes and ohhh it's all gone f**king Ginger Meggs on me. Motherfucker.

Sure you haven't been down to Kings Cross/Oxford/whatever it is at all?

I'm gonna trim my pubes.

No mate, would need to start shaving my legs after I visited that neck of the woods.  

Don't do it mate, too itchy, missus said to wax instead, said to her f**k that, black fella with red balls, no thanks!  

They'll be itching for days, mate. Just don't find yourself scratching like crazy in public. They lock people up for that these days.

That deserves some respect in itself, AR. I know you love me

Tried to refrain in public mate, so sitting down low behind my desk giving them a good hiding too  

Sorry bud, I can't respect a bloke who waxes his legs but I do love ya coz you're an Aussie and a Mod  

Just showed the missus this thread. Laughed a lot

Just showed the missus this thread. Laughed a lot

At your ranga beard?

At your ranga beard?

Oh she's laughed at that enough already, believe me

Whats with all this itching i must be doing it right cos i dont get any itch , the only thing that i get that itch with is beard growth if i dont shave that at least every other day that itches like fck.

Ha you mean its not just me who is dark above and below but then mysteriously has a lighter *cough* ginger *cough* beard. The weird thing is its dark enough when its short but dear lord if I let it grow long I quickly get called red beard. Needless to say I keep the smigg trimmed

Exactly the same for me mate. Stubble always looks dark, but once it grows its red. Laura's brother is the same, and he has jet black hair so must just be some weird thing that happens to a lot of people.

Pissed myself reading through this thread !, I shave down below and my face but nowhere else ! can't be arsed to be honest, can't grow a beard for the life of me and I'm 49 !
Photo's being posted ? I think once one mans brave enough then the floodgates will open, Cas and Smiggs will have enough pics of forum members to fill a scrapbook, it'll be the best topshelf seller ever !

Ha. This is Cas and Smiggs how to look good naked. Right time to hit the gym for a few days *cough* months*cough*