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Possibly the funniest Tweets you'll ever read...

Jamie (wearing full LFC kit) just 'wet willied' Glen. The English have such fun. I wish I was one, would Capello notice me?

I lent on Sotos chair by accident. Big mistake. Apparently ive 'compromised Olympus'. He's now spouting poetry in Greek with his eyes shut.

Cavalieri snoring loudly. He sleeps in his gloves. In fact, I don't think I've ever seen him take his gloves off. What is he hiding.

Aquilani and Degen have made a 'den' at the back of the coach out of sleeping bags. Sign on the front of it saying 'No Physios Allowed'

Dirks been giving Rafa wine. I can tell when hes drunk because he stares at me disappointingly saying he wishes he'd got a receipt for me.

"Where's the receipt Lucas. You must have it. There must have been one. Where's the receipt." These words will haunt my dreams.


http://twitter.com/LucasLeiva21

Is that your twitter page blood. Funny. Especially the no physios

Nah nowt to do with me mate, but it's funny

Quite like these ones.

Christ, hes off his rocker. Nabil is shouting '2012, 2012, they kept me hear till 2012' in fits of hysterical laughter waving a Morocco flag

Gone to sit next to Kyrgiakos, Nabil has lost the plot. Don't give that boy sugar. Soto is banging on about being an ancestor of Zeus again.

I lent on Sotos chair by accident. Big mistake. Apparently ive 'compromised Olympus'. He's now spouting poetry in Greek with his eyes shut.

I can picture it now. Lucas wakes up rafa at the front of the bus. Rafa half asleep retorts your not alonso and rolls back over. Meanwhile skrtel just looks out the window scaring the ash out of the air

I'm guessing it's a fake one right? , is there anyone besides Ryan Babel from Liverpool who have confirmed twitter pages?

F-it, I am loving these tweets. Carra is playing Uno with Pepe and getting really mad lmao.

Yeh it will be fake, can't really imagine him saying the majority of things that are one there

Really loving these few  ha ha

Big game tonight. The boss has had me practicing passing backwards again. If in doubt pass to Jamie. Jamie's been practicing his hoofing.

I'm starting. Rafa let me know by winking at me. Alberto tried to trip me up on the way out. We don't see eye to eye. His eyes do though

West Ham put up no fight but their supporters were great. Zola shouted 'you played great son'. Turns out he was talking to Stevie behind me.

Few ppl in their pyjamas now. Either NGog has a baseball bat down there or hes one blessed, blessed boy. Jesús Christi its like another arm!



Lmao. Shame its Fake. The account that is, not Ngogs other arm

Lucas is a devil in the bedroom, just ask my girlfriend. More 'forward thrusts' than against Lille and Benfica combined! 

Lucas is a devil in the bedroom, just ask my girlfriend. More 'forward thrusts' than against Lille and Benfica combined! 

I wonder if Lucas knows about this, something tells me he loves every one of these tweets. haha

Comedy isn't it lads! Been laughing my head off all day with some of them.

Kuyt doing sit ups in front of Rafa saying 'watch me watch me'! Nearly done me in that!

F**k thats funny stuff

Some more from your pal Lucas21
Off to try and get some sleep now. Nabil 'n Babel still rapping in Dutch and French together. Kyrgiakos sleeping standing up, fists clenched

Few ppl in their pyjamas now. Either NGog has a baseball bat down there or hes one blessed, blessed boy. Jesús Christi its like another arm!

I've jut uploaded a video to my Twitter account using my iPhone.

Man, I'm loving the 21st century.

so does anyone know if any players have this and genuine?

After Mr Babel's little slips on this sort of media, are they allowed?   

- everyone makes mistakes!!

"Boiling hot on this train. Nabil n Babel have (typically) taken their tops off to expose their shaven chests. Nabil's nipples are pierced."- Lucas' current tweet. lmao

"Its so hot because Kyrgiakos has turned the heating up to full. When questioned about it he replies with only : "This is a mans world"- Lucas new tweet. Okay that's it I am done I can't keep reading these, it's funny as hell.

http://twitter.com/LucasLeiva21

Quality 

"TV report about an Iran cleric saying that women dressing inappropriately caused the earthquake there. Kyrgiakos nodding fiercely."