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Someones clogged the toilet up. Rafa has a guilty look. Must have been his beer poo earlier on. Stevie says he saw Dirk sniffing the seat.

ROFL!

lmfao

"Someones clogged the toilet up. Rafa has a guilty look. Must have been his beer poo earlier on. Stevie says he saw Dirk sniffing the seat."

"Toilets humming. Sammy was about to use the air freshener, Soto stopped him - 'it is a pure and manly smell that must not be tampered with'."




Pure kwalitee.

This Lucas Twitter page, my guess is it's probably Jay Spearing!!  

It's funny but... fake.

Yes Diego unfortunate isn't it.

I lent on Sotos chair by accident. Big mistake. Apparently ive 'compromised Olympus'. He's now spouting poetry in Greek with his eyes shut.

F*cking quality this.

Just gets better and better.

Imagine if it was actually Lucas doing this

I think I'm addicted to this twitter page, I can't stop myself from going on it, it actually makes me laugh out loud.

Just spied Kyrgiakos' shopping list : 1. Whole Goat (recently deceased), 2. Flammable Trident 3. Blast Furnace. Freaky. Its written in blood

Pepe refusing to speak Spanish to the locals.Telling everyone he was born in Liverpool & has lived round the corner from Jamies all his life

Jamie and Stevie backing him up. They seem to have redefined his past. 'His da worked on the docks and his ma was a nurse in the Royal'.


 

Aquilani keeps giving me evil eyes. Well one eye anyway. The other one is staring at Jamie getting through a whole multipack of Monster Munch

Aquilani keeps giving me evil eyes. Well one eye anyway. The other one is staring at Jamie getting through a whole multipack of Monster Munch

That is hilarious.

I'm actually pissing myself laughing reading it.

"5-a-side game this morning. Stevie said he had to be 'captain of both teams'. He chose Jamie first who shouted 'GET IN'. I was last pick."

I'm in bits reading this...

"Sorry guys, had no connection. Few updates, was woken up very early this morning (6am) - by Kyrgiakos blowing his medieval horn."

"He blew it, thrice, and shouted "and so signals the start of a new day", looked to the floor and bowed."

"Carra threw his shoe at him & screeched "what f***in time do you call this you Greek tit" Didnt seem to affect Soto, I think hes in a trance."

Loving the Sotis material!

Loving the Sotis material!

Deffo mate.

"I lent on Sotos chair by accident. Big mistake. Apparently ive 'compromised Olympus'. He's now spouting poetry in Greek with his eyes shut."

Can't get enough of this.

Thats one of my favourites that one.

Smart fella whoever it is.

Agreed. Really really funny.

Captures everything people actually use Twitter for, and took the piss out of it!

In light of tonights result I feel the teams antics on Twitter should be dealt with, so having listened to a certain Elvis song called A Little Less Conversation I have come up with what should get the players back in winning ways

"A Little Less Twitter A Little More Action Please,
All This Twitteration Aint Satisfactioning Me,
A Little More Play and A Little Less Type,
A Little Less Pray and A Little More hype,
Close Your Laptop and Open up their Defence and Satisfy Me,
Satisfy Me Baby"

Got a text from Stevie! So pleased! I think im winning him over. He wants the squad to go out for a drink to help him forget about something.

Dont know what it is but another text just said, "She said she was 21 and on the pill" 14 times in a row. Wonder what this is all about.

I'm going to go out with them. Don't get a chance like this every day. Some bar in Southport where Stevie can control what music they play.

http://twitter.com/LucasLeiva21

Quality 

Just tried following that link...apparently it's suspended? Sad day if it's true, I was about to sign up to twitter just for this page!!

http://twitter.com/jayspearing

"I live in Tucson Arizona and i am not the soccer player you think i am! I dont ever watch soccer, i watch NASCAR! Why are you following me!"

 

Just realised I've got 1,111 tweets.

Just thought it was worth a mention. I never hardly tweet!?

tweet tweet !!