The relationship/potential relationship advice thread

That's a first mate

His was with two tramps and a mouldy cucumber!

Not jealous at all either. . . Ok I am. Been close a couple of times only for one of the other participants to bail. Partners talk about fantasies and then when it becomes close to reality sometimes they change their mind

His was with two tramps and a mouldy cucumber!

And his Dog don't forget the dog, had to dip my knob in a jar of jam to get him going like.

Not jealous at all either. . . Ok I am. Been close a couple of times only for one of the other participants to bail. Partners talk about fantasies and then when it becomes close to reality sometimes they change their mind

Mine wasn't a partner thank god, me and a mate in a pub (was single at the time) went back to this birds house and spit roasted her.

I married one of them so I couldn't have handled the situation too badly  

Here's a pic of Sarah from the night I met her a few weeks ago....



Apart from the obvious, anyone see anything wrong with the picture?

I think I'd prefer two women. Just like having a spare wheel two fellas with a girl! Bit near the knuckle this though lads and lasses. Best reign it in!

I married one of them so I couldn't have handled the situation too badly 

Here's a pic of Sarah from the night I met her a few weeks ago....



Apart from the obvious, anyone see anything wrong with the picture?

She looks like F***ing zippy, you can do better than that mate.


she's wearing a ring on here engagement finger ?

My closest experience to a threesome was when I was on a roadtrip through Europe few years ago. At some point we stopped for a few days at a camp site in Italy. One night I ended up in a tent with 2 Belgian girls, they were best friends. I ended up having sex with one of them while the other watched, then after that with the other while the uhmm one watched. It was surreal, all 3 of us were talking during all of it aswell. That was a good summer.

I married one of them so I couldn't have handled the situation too badly 

Here's a pic of Sarah from the night I met her a few weeks ago....



Apart from the obvious, anyone see anything wrong with the picture?

She hasn't got a head 

I think I'd prefer two women. Just like having a spare wheel two fellas with a girl! Bit near the knuckle this though lads and lasses. Best reign it in!

Well said Gow....lets keep our fantasies to ourself shall we 

Closest I got was my mate and two American chicks. By the time we got them back to their place they were out of it though. Couple of other times was with my ex and her then girlfriend, but drunk jealous women who have changed their mind are dangerous

She hasn't got a head 

That was the obvious,

No, look again....



Didn't notice that until last week because I'd only seen it on my phone screen.

Forget sometimes there's kids on here. Though I've kept it pg rated. 

That was the obvious,

No, look again....



Didn't notice that until last week because I'd only seen it on my phone screen.

So Daz was right then 

Forget sometimes there's kids on here. Though I've kept it pg rated. 

...and they should be tucked up in bed by now....school tomorrow 

Oh yeah sorry about that. Ahem. I blame Dexter. Anyway I'm off. Good night folks

I blame Rep.
Night mate!

Half-term Cas

So Daz was right then 

Oh yeah, missed that post!

I blame Rep.

That's fine, I'm past caring. It's been a long weekend,

Oh yeah sorry about that. Ahem. I blame Dexter. Anyway I'm off. Good night folks

Night Racer

Half-term Cas

Not yet Gow 

She looks like F***ing zippy, you can do better than that mate.

Bit of facial waxing, she'll scrub up ok!

Bit of facial waxing, she'll scrub up ok!

Needs to get in the Manscaping thread 

Good luck with that Rep!

Anyone here ever had a threesome?

Yep