The relationship/potential relationship advice thread

Delighted for you man. Love that they were wearing burlesque outfits and you played Sarah at her own game. Sounds like a cracking night.

Yes Smiggs, just look for Sarah. You won't see her face yet, on her profile pic she's wearing a giant Zippy head, !

   Says it all really, sounds like a boss laugh    Good luck hun.

I think Reporbate and Redsonfire would be excellent together!

In what sense? I mean, as a relationship it wouldn't work, he's not my type, being male and all.
As a business partnership there's potential though. Remember that show 'What not to wear'? We could do a series called 'What not to say'.
People would watch us and realise exactly where they've been going wrong!

Cheers, Racer. Not sure if it was the drink or she's just not wired up right but she guessed my age as 22-23. I'm 32 .

You mean she catered to your ego! Ha. You're in so

You devil Rep 

Sounds like you had a boss night  and why not eh 

Made up for you hun.....I'll enjoy that cuppa that your gonna make me even more now, and you can fill me in on all the goss   

Now this is more like it Rep  Enjoy yourself mate and hope you have a great time next time she is around 

Thanks, you two. I have a gig booked with Donna on April 1st and on April 17th we're going to a mini festival in Notts then staying in a hotel together. Going to be interesting to see how I feel about her now when we're face-to-face again.
Then on April 28th, Sarah and Mel are coming over again. Could be an interesting month.

Sarah was texting me again last night. Turn out she is actually a burlesque performer    

Rep, you should give Donna ROF's number.

, which one of us is that supposed to help?

what do you do when you're in bed with three hot women and the ugliest of the three wants some but you just don't feel like giving it to her?

I'll leave RLB to answer that one but nice sig! 

Pinch yourself and wake up

Reprobate, do what makes you happy sir! I will say though that trying to break down a girl who sees you as a friend will most often end poorly. Put your feelings out there. I know you already have but reiterate. Being friends when one person has feelings is pointless and painful.

If she says no, drown your sorrows in loose and tawdry women with questionable morals and daddy issues. Make sure you wrap it up, however

If she says no, drown your sorrows in loose and tawdry women with questionable morals and daddy issues.

You're a winner.

Sound advice, kevinho, especially the last paragraph! !

Definitely wrap it up unless you want a phonecall from said daddy issue lady explaining how she was wrong about missing the pill a few days not being an issue

I'll leave RLB to answer that one but nice sig! 

Ermm I'm noo getting involved, my opinion is far too X-Rated for on here.

Barney Stinson would know how to get any woman in bed. I suggest RoF gets his 'Playbook'. Alot of useful moves.

In all seriousness, though, glad to see things looking bright for you, Rep. Hope everything goes well!

Cheers, mate. Sarah was texting me again last night and again saying what a good night she had on Sat. Definitely potential there.

You're a winner.

I stay winning sir. I'm bi-winning

Good news repro! Hopefully a date or something of the like is in the cards. Let us know lad.

Probably doesn't really belong in here but. I was talking to a mate on the phone a bit earlier about a girl that I know and ran into this afternoon, just in the street, we had a nice talk. So I mentioned to him that I thought's she's cute. He told me however, that she has breast implants. And that's a huuuge turn off for me. Is that just me or? It's different if someone is deformed, and has corrective surgery because of that. But otherwise, who are you trying to fool. If you like getting more attention because of your fake breasts, ehhh.. Besides, I a 100% prefer small natural breasts over large fake ones. Maybe if someone is willing to put themselfs through surgery to get bigger breasts then their appearance is way more important to them than I feel it should be, I don't know..