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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #161: Jul 04, 2008 11:13:35 am


      :lmao:
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #162: Jul 04, 2008 11:54:22 am
       :lmao: :lmao:    ::)


      That's not Rio chasing Herman Munster head is it :laugh:
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #163: Jul 06, 2008 08:24:55 pm


          Proof That the World Is Nuts

          In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.


          (Like THAT makes sense.)
          *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*


          In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

          (Do they look different reversed?)
          *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

          Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

          (A brick?)
          *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*
          The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. !

          (Much worse than 'going blind!')
          *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

          There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time

          Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

          (Let's just think for a minute; is there Any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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          In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.


          The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

          (Ah! Justice!)
          *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

          Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in tropical fish stores.

          (But of course!)
          *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

          In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

          (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
          *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~

          In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

          (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
          *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

          In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.'

          (Is this a great country or what?

          Well, not as great as Guam !)
          *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

          Banging your head against a wall uses

          150 calories an hour.

          (Who volunteers for this stuff?)
          *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

          Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

          (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
          *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

          The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

          (From drinking little bottles of???)

          (Did the government pay for this research??)
          *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

          Butterflies taste with their feet.

          (Ah, geez.)
          *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

          An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

          (I know some people like that.)
          *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

          Starfish don't have brains.

          (I know some people like that, too.)
          *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

          And, the best for last?

          Turtles can breathe through their butts.

          (And u thought u had bad breath in the morning!)
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #164: Jul 06, 2008 08:37:37 pm
      Thats quality Smiggs ;D Where is Guam anyway cos i'm movin there!!
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #165: Jul 06, 2008 08:44:06 pm
      Thats quality Smiggs ;D Where is Guam anyway cos I'm movin there!!

      And I'm getting a job in a Tropical Fish shop  :lmao:
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #166: Jul 06, 2008 10:49:52 pm
      Thats quality Smiggs ;D Where is Guam anyway cos I'm movin there!!

      Me too! my job sucks compared to that :D
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      Reply #167: Jul 06, 2008 10:53:00 pm
      Me too! my job sucks compared to that :D
      Mate ANY job sucks compared to that :lmao:
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #168: Jul 23, 2008 08:14:32 pm
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #169: Jul 23, 2008 08:36:44 pm
      Awsome mate just like my cat .
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #170: Jul 23, 2008 09:01:43 pm
      They are funny as f*** Smiggs good work ;D

      Felix is just like that, he came running in yesterday with a bird he got us as a present and then ran back out round the corner and chomped on it like a mad cat.  Cheeky sod had just been fed as well!
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #171: Jul 23, 2008 09:03:00 pm
      And I'm getting a job in a Tropical Fish shop  :lmao:
      I'll become the security there, so i have to watch the CCTV cameras ;)
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #172: Jul 23, 2008 09:26:42 pm
       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

      Classic smiggs the cats and definately the proof has been found that the world is most definately nutz
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #173: Jul 24, 2008 12:00:04 am
      Loved them cat video's Smiggs, that first one  on the sofa is just like my cat Truffle, she likes to sit right on my boobs when I sit down  :lmao:
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #174: Jul 24, 2008 12:45:53 am
      Quality Smiggs!  :D :D
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #175: Jul 24, 2008 01:14:42 am
      So funny, Smigger!! I laughed so hard I cried! :lmao:
      The one in the couch is just like my parents cat!
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #176: Aug 01, 2008 09:33:17 pm

      Check these out









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      Reply #177: Aug 01, 2008 10:30:57 pm
      baby guide. read carefully.:)




























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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #178: Aug 01, 2008 10:40:16 pm
      Class Mr Green, I think I'll have to write them down!
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #179: Aug 02, 2008 12:13:34 am
      I'm not sure if this one has been put up or not but it is a classic  ;) :)

      i love it to ;D
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #180: Aug 02, 2008 01:17:05 am
      Great pics mr green
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #181: Aug 03, 2008 07:01:19 pm
      :lmao: :lmao:

      In stitches with some of those. Great stuff.
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #182: Aug 03, 2008 07:13:44 pm
      Just so you know, this is a sign that I took a picture of on my holiday in Switzerland


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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #183: Aug 06, 2008 04:14:47 pm
      Thanks for the help mr. green, I'm sure I'll need to read them again when I have a child  ;)

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