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      RedPuppy
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #322: Feb 12, 2009 08:16:34 pm
      Telling husband you're going out for the night with the 'Girls'... £0.00


      Red Leather Jacket for night out with the 'Girls'.... £100.00


      Car wash and wax... £20.00


      Getting a radar photo speeding ticket while out with the 'Girls'. £100.00
      Having husband open the mailed penalty notice with radar photo and seeing you with another man's dick in your hand.........PRICELESS!!!!!

       :o                                                                                            :o                                                                                         :o
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #323: Feb 12, 2009 08:19:00 pm
       These classified ads were really put in the paper 

       FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
      8 years old.  Hateful little b***ard.  Bites!
       
      FREE PUPPIES
      1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
       
      FREE PUPPIES.
      Mother, A Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
      Father, Super Dog . . Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
       
      FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
      Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
      Better be a big reward.
       
      COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
      Also 1 gay bull for sale.
       
      JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
      Must sell washer and dryer £100.
       
      WEDDING DRESS FOR  SALE .
      Worn once by mistake.  Call Stephanie.
       
      And the best one:
       
      FOR  SALE BY OWNER.
      Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.  Excellent condition.  £200 or best offer.  No longer needed, Got married last month.  Wife knows f *****g everything.
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      Reply #324: Feb 12, 2009 08:31:02 pm
      Telling husband you're going out for the night with the 'Girls'... £0.00


      Red Leather Jacket for night out with the 'Girls'.... £100.00


      Car wash and wax... £20.00


      Getting a radar photo speeding ticket while out with the 'Girls'. £100.00
      Having husband open the mailed penalty notice with radar photo and seeing you with another man's dick in your hand.........PRICELESS!!!!!

       :o                                                                                            :o                                                                                         :o



       :o :o :o Oh my god......can you imagine  :lmao:

      Great stuff Redpuppy, loved the last one as well  :laugh:
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #325: Feb 13, 2009 08:03:24 am
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      Reply #326: Feb 13, 2009 09:36:35 am
      ^^^^

      Brilliant!

       :lmao:
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      Reply #327: Feb 13, 2009 09:30:52 pm
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      Reply #328: Feb 13, 2009 09:30:53 pm
       :lmao: :lmao:

      a classic dizzy...I'm in tears  :f_wah:
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      Reply #329: Feb 14, 2009 07:38:48 am

      I think he tried to do a bit of skill to avoid the striker running at him, but lost sight of the ball. He seemed to be convinced he'd sent it into the goal, and panicked!

      That, or the more likely reason that the spirit of a recently beheaded chicken entered his body and took control of it for a few seconds.
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      Reply #330: Feb 14, 2009 01:43:33 pm
      That's funny.

      Why do I think it might involve a large brown paper bag of tenners?  ::)
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      Reply #331: Feb 14, 2009 01:47:58 pm
      The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. The questions are NOT that difficult.

      1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

      Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

      2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

      Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

      Wrong Answer.

      Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

      3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?

      Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.

      Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

      4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

      Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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      Reply #332: Feb 16, 2009 07:52:11 pm
      Seems Redkenny had too many Stellas in Spain over the summer!

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUqeWZalRww#hq

       :lmao:

      (Sorry, RK you know I'm only kidding!  ;))

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      Reply #333: Feb 16, 2009 08:00:18 pm
      Very funny reepicheep  :D :D
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      Reply #334: Feb 17, 2009 03:32:13 pm
      Seems Redkenny had too many Stellas in Spain over the summer!

       :lmao: :lmao:

      You could have came over and given me a hand instead of filming me and laughing your head off, girl!!  ;)
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      Reply #335: Feb 17, 2009 04:42:51 pm
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      Reply #336: Feb 17, 2009 04:45:25 pm
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      Reply #337: Feb 17, 2009 04:47:25 pm
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      Reply #338: Feb 17, 2009 05:06:45 pm
      I was referring to what Barnsey said at that end of that clip you posted mate.

      But fair enough, the Anfield Rap is funny.  ;)
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      Reply #339: Feb 17, 2009 06:45:58 pm

      Saw that on Saturday morning, John Barnes did us proud, he's brilliant   ;D
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      Reply #342: Feb 19, 2009 05:22:16 am
      This one isn't really that funny ... infact its pretty shocking.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GUqqGp28OI&NR=1#hq

      Though if you watch the clip all the way to the end, the blonde chap next to the newsreader seems to find it funny, you can see him trying not to giggle at about 45 seconds! :D
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      Reply #343: Feb 19, 2009 10:41:18 am
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