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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #230: Sep 23, 2008 08:55:10 pm
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #231: Sep 23, 2008 08:56:06 pm
      Nice one Redpuppy
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      Reply #232: Sep 23, 2008 08:59:41 pm
      VERY GOOD YOUNG MAN!
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #233: Sep 27, 2008 06:47:50 pm
      A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."

      She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."

      They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.

      She says, "Answer the door."

      He says, "But my face is a mess."

      She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."

      He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich."

      The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."


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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #234: Oct 02, 2008 11:46:24 am
      Men in Training!!!!
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #235: Oct 06, 2008 03:14:56 pm
      READ THIS FIRST THEN GO TO NEXT POST

      THE TALE OF THE ARAB FLIGHT CREW

      Written by To The Point News, Friday, 16 May 2008.

      The brand spanking new Airbus 340-600 sat in its hangar in Toulouse, France
      without a single hour of airtime.
      Enter the Arab flight crew of Abu Dhabi Aircraft Technologies (ADAT) to
      conduct pre-delivery tests on the ground, such as engine run-ups, prior to
      delivery to Etihad Airways in Abu Dhabi.
      The ADAT crew taxied the A340-600 to the run-up area. Then they took all
      the engines to takeoff power with a virtually empty aircraft.

      Not having read they had all 4 engines at full power. The aircraft
      computers thought they were trying to takeoff but had not been configured
      properly (flaps/slats, etc.) Then one of the ADAT crew decided to pull the
      circuit breaker on the Ground Proximity Sensor to silence the alarm. This
      fools the aircraft into thinking it is in the air.
      The computers automatically released all the brakes and set the aircraft
      rocketing forward
      The ADAT crew had no idea that this is a safety feature so that pilots
      can't land with the brakes on. Not one member of the seven-man Arab crew
      was smart enough to throttle back the engines from their max power etting,
      so the $200 million brand-new aircraft crashed into a blast barrier,
      totaling destroying it.

      The extent of injuries to the crew is unknown, for there has been a news
      blackout in the major media in France and elsewhere. Coverage of the story
      was deemed insulting to Muslim Arabs.

      Finally, the photos are starting to leak out.

      Airbus $200 million aircraft meets retaining wall and the wall wins....
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #236: Oct 06, 2008 03:15:52 pm
      Now the photo's
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #237: Oct 06, 2008 03:21:03 pm
      And these guys own Man City ::)
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #238: Oct 12, 2008 07:35:53 pm
      Pictures of things that look like faces


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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #239: Oct 12, 2008 07:39:51 pm
      The one with the birds is brilliant Venison.
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #240: Oct 12, 2008 08:26:58 pm



      Ahhh!!!
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      Reply #241: Oct 12, 2008 08:42:13 pm
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #242: Oct 12, 2008 08:49:20 pm
       :lmao:
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      Reply #243: Oct 12, 2008 08:50:56 pm
       ;D ;D  Hot Dog
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      Reply #244: Oct 12, 2008 08:53:08 pm
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #245: Oct 17, 2008 04:47:36 pm
      Has anyone else seen this video? It's brilliant!

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2QEm028lKA
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #246: Oct 17, 2008 05:51:16 pm
       :lmao: quality!
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      Reply #247: Oct 17, 2008 05:56:00 pm
      Figured I might as well post this here too:

      *WARNING - CONTENT MAY OFFEND*

      Hilarious Commentry Compilation:
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #248: Oct 17, 2008 08:46:31 pm
      Quality  :lmao:
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      Reply #249: Oct 17, 2008 10:37:36 pm

      This guy's well good!
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #250: Oct 19, 2008 02:52:35 am
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #251: Nov 07, 2008 12:18:43 pm
      Forwarded from E-mail

      *Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge,
      he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good
      home. You want it, you take it.' For three days the fridge sat there without
      even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were
      too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed
      the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.' The next day someone stole it.*

      *Caution... They Walk Among Us!*


      *One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone
      shouted....'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and
      said...'where???'*

      **They Walk among us!!*

      ****
      My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard
      one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on
      her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but 'didn't
      think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving'.*

      **They Walk Among Us!!!!*

      ***
      I told the girl at the steakhouse register that I wanted the half kilogram
      sirloin. She informed me they only had an 500g sirloin. Not wanting to
      make a scene, I told her I would take the 500g steak instead of the
      half-kgr.*

      **They walk among us! *

      ****
      My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a
      seat belt if she gets trapped She keeps it in the boot..*

      **They Walk Among Us!!!!!*

      ***
      My friends and I were on a Lager run and noticed that the cases were
      discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
      multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.... *

      **They Walk Among Us!!!!!!*

      ***
      I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
      lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
      She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional
      and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived
      yet?'...*

      **They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!*

      ***
      While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza to
      go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut
      into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding.
      'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6
      pieces.*

      **Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.!!!!!!!!*

      *Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they also reproduce!!!!*
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #252: Nov 07, 2008 12:22:00 pm
      From Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
      This you may have seen, but here is also the transcript.

      Kathy Evans, the single dumbest contestant to ever get on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?'
      NEW YORK - Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.'

      It seems that Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question, and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing 'the absolute worst use of lifelines ever.'
      After being introduced to the show's host Meredith Vieira, Evans assured her that she was ready to play, whereupon she was posed with an extremely easy $100 question. The question was:
      'Which of the following is the largest?'
      A) A Peanut
      B) An Elephant
      C) The Moon
      D) Hey, who you calling large?
      Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she realized that this was a question to which she did not readily know the answer.
      'Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie,' said Evans, as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief and disgust. 'I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be.'
      Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the 50/50. Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly easy question, Evans still remained unsure.
      'Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!' exclaimed Evans. 'Darn. I think I better phone a friend.'
      Using the second of her two lifelines on the first question, Mrs. Evans asked to be connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office assistant.
      'Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I'm on TV!' said Evans, wasting the first seven seconds of her call. 'Ok, I got an important question. Which of the following is the largest? B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds hun.'
      Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon. Evans proceeded to argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds.
      'Come on Betsy, are you sure?' said Evans. 'How sure are you? Puh, that can't be it.'
      To everyone's astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her friend's advice and pick 'The Moon.'
      'I just don't know if I can trust Betsy. She's not all that bright. So I think I'd like to ask the audience,' said Evans.
      Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favor of answer C, 'The Moon.' Having used up all her lifelines, Evans then made the dumbest choice of her life.
      'Wow, seems like everybody is against what I'm thinking,' said the too-stupid-to-live Evans. 'But you know, sometimes you just got to go with your gut. So, let's see. For which is larger, an elephant or the moon, I'm going to have to go with B, an elephant. Final answer.'
      Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated breath, and was told that she was wrong, and that the answer was in fact, C, 'The Moon.'

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