The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

After his penalty tonight, Romelu Lukaku has become Everton's top European goalscorer of all time.

Yes. Let me spell that out for you....SEVEN!

He'll leave them next season and have that record for the rest of his life.

After his penalty tonight, Romelu Lukaku has become Everton's top European goalscorer of all time.

Yes. Let me spell that out for you....SEVEN!

Of. All. Time.

Heady days.

 

But something needs to be mentioned, even though i was born in '89 i've read that Everton was one of the teams that suffered the most from the ban from Europe imposed after Heysel.

Ipswich, Wolves, N Forest, West Ham, Aston Villa, Man C, Newcastle, Leeds, Spurs, Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool & Man United more European Quarter Finals than Everton.

Oh and Dunfermline Athletic.

 

And to think that some were bigging up Martinez over Rodgers.

Actually disappointed in Everton being the last British team in it, wanted them to do well!                      Did I f**k 

And to think that some were bigging up Martinez over Rodgers.

I was one Swab   I still hold opinion Martinez with the same financial support could do a similar job if not better,Martinez European effort is no worse than that of Rodgers.

I was one Swab   I still hold opinion Martinez with the same financial support could do a similar job if not better,Martinez European effort is no worse than that of Rodgers.

I think he's light years behind BR in terms of coaching and tactics.
OK, maybe light years is an exaggeration, but you get my point.

I won't criticise, because whatever your reservations I know you only want what's best for us, and the criticisms you've made have all been about what happens on the pitch.

I think he's light years behind BR in terms of coaching and tactics.
OK, maybe light years is an exaggeration, but you get my point.

I won't criticise, because whatever your reservations I know you only want what's best for us, and the criticisms you've made have all been about what happens on the pitch.

Indeed mate, our clubs interest comes first.

As for the blueshite, ta ra.

The blues will be running round Warsaw with the cup, apparently    https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1594332534142863

The blues will be running round Warsaw with the cup, apparently    https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1594332534142863

Almost as fuuny as this 

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--H2scd8RX--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/wi5cav67eunbaubbguwn.gif

Almost as fuuny as this 

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--H2scd8RX--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/wi5cav67eunbaubbguwn.gif

F**k me! Harry Styles has let himself go! 

https://www.nsno.co.uk/everton-news/2015/04/as-one-united-fan-found-out-today-hillsborough-chants-get-you-kicked-out-at-goodison-park/

Not a chuckle this time but a story about some real F***ing scum when the mancs got hammered by Everton and one of the manc ''supporters'' was arrested for singing a song mocking Hillsborough, classless tw*ts.

Fair play c**t got what he deserved should have had a shoeing as well .

https://twitter.com/titicamara22/status/517727221600235521

Cleverley lad!!!!!

https://twitter.com/Tony_Scott11/status/606380327892877313

 
 
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Thought some of our mids were average

Everton won't be scoring many goals this season if Deulofeu has so much of the ball in the final third. All he does is ignore his team mates and then runs down a blind alley.

The epitome of them :