The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

Haha Wayne Rooney is set to appear in a bitter blue shirt again in Duncan Ferguson's testimonial, Shrek is also set for mass abuse from the bitter blue supporters who blame him for their lack of success since the club was formed.
Shrek of course only went to the mancs 11 years ago but detail is no friend of Everton's.

Did I see the other day that they're giving away season tickets with mobile phone contracts?

Did I see the other day that they're giving away season tickets with mobile phone contracts?

They did that quite a few years ago, not sure if they're doing it again though.

 

Why did Duncan Ferguson have a testimonial NINE years after he retired from football?

Do the shorts have a blue band around the top? Is that meant to make it looked like the shirt is untucked even when it's not? This might be the most horrible kit I've ever seen from them at least.

At least they used to have nice kits, this looks bad.

Do the shorts have a blue band around the top? Is that meant to make it looked like the shirt is untucked even when it's not? This might be the most horrible kit I've ever seen from them at least.

I think so mate, the 3rd kit is even worse though, dark olive green and orange but with the navy band at the bottom of the shirt. 

sh*t kit. sh*t club.

Do the shorts have a blue band around the top? Is that meant to make it looked like the shirt is untucked even when it's not? This might be the most horrible kit I've ever seen from them at least.

I think so mate, the 3rd kit is even worse though, dark olive green and orange but with the navy band at the bottom of the shirt. 

Those are awful.

I think so mate, the 3rd kit is even worse though, dark olive green and orange but with the navy band at the bottom of the shirt. 

Oh my word. That's so drab. Even the players look unimpressed

https://twitter.com/fakeAVB/status/628600002563174402

Those kits are bloody dreadful!

Hahaha, that 3rd kit is something you'd expect to see from an over-eager newcomer at the local Territorial Army centre on a Wednesday night.

Just been on the bitter forum, most of them love the kits Oh my dear lord!!!

They are shocking but I guess they're just happy to have some new kits to play in 

And to think I thought we had it bad with Warrior...

Do the shorts have a blue band around the top? Is that meant to make it looked like the shirt is untucked even when it's not? This might be the most horrible kit I've ever seen from them at least.

The best I can say of that is it's a mismatch of sh*te.

I think so mate, the 3rd kit is even worse though, dark olive green and orange but with the navy band at the bottom of the shirt. 

Jesus, I've just been a bit sick in my mouth. They can't seriously be making many of them.

Looks like they've been sprayed with sewage.

Jesus, I've just been a bit sick in my mouth. They can't seriously be making many of them.

Horrible aren't they mate.

Horrible aren't they mate.

Truly rank.

That third one looks like someone put their kit in the washer with a 1970s bathroom suite.

Truly rank.

That third one looks like someone put their kit in the washer with a 1970s bathroom suite.

Or washed in a septic tank.  It'll suit how they play, like sh*t