The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

Correct mate. We have only beat them once under Brendan 4-0 at Anfield the other 5 have been draws, so at least we have never lost to them under Brendan.

Another record left for Brendan to break then.

It seems I'm the odd one out I'm actually quite confident. I don't for one minute think we'll run away with it or anything - it'll be close - but think we'll just snatch it, 2-1.

Martinez looks kind of like a bluejay.

I think it was BBC Sport that reckon that some yanks are interested in buying Everton. I thought with a bit of luck it will be Hicks and Gillette but sadly this is not the case. The  best laugh is Kenwright wants 250 million quid for the derelict Goodison Park outfit.

I think it was BBC Sport that reckon that some yanks are interested in buying Everton. I thought with a bit of luck it will be Hicks and Gillette but sadly this is not the case. The  best laugh is Kenwright wants 250 million quid for the derelict Goodison Park outfit.

There's been mixed reports mate.

I think it was BBC Sport that reckon that some yanks are interested in buying Everton. I thought with a bit of luck it will be Hicks and Gillette but sadly this is not the case. The  best laugh is Kenwright wants 250 million quid for the derelict Goodison Park outfit.

Wouldn't say it was Kenwright directly, rumours doing the rounds he's actually terminally ill, which is a sad shame.

Rumours Kenright has pancreatic cancer....sad horrible thing

Rumours Kenright has pancreatic cancer....sad horrible thing

Ohh I really hope not. That is awful. I've heard rumours about his health and if true I can only wish him well. Hope he stays strong.

Deulofeu is a diving b***ard

I can see exactly why we got rid of Coates, absolutely sh*te.

Hahaha this one did make me laugh

I'll always enjoy it when fat Sam gets battered. Can't stand the pr**k! Anybody who insists on using Wes Brown at centre back and has Cattermole as their captain deserves to get beat.

I'll always enjoy it when fat Sam gets battered. Can't stand the pr**k! Anybody who insists on using Wes Brown at centre back and has Cattermole as their captain deserves to get beat.

Cattermole has been captain of Sunderland for a while, well before Fat sam rolled into town!!

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What a bunch of assclowns

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Hahaha awkward.

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Everton aren't they!!

Pitch invasions is what they do.

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I was absolutely pissing myself.

I had been watching the man city/saints game and when that was over, NBC switched their coverage over to this one in time for me to see Barkley's goal. First I thought, "you sh!tpokes are invading the pitch over a winner at f@cking Bournemouth in the PL in November?" And because those ret@rds wasted time the ref adds on another minute, during which Bournemouth go on to score, robbing the bitters of two points.

F@ck me, that's poetry in motion.

Boss tha

took me a while to find this thread. Anyhow I think losing to a last minute penalty at home to Stoke 4=3 is worthy of a bit of a chuckle

They're crying it wasn't a penalty. Definitely a pen for me. Stones goes in and takes the man down.

They'd be fu**ed without Lukaku.

took me a while to find this thread. Anyhow I think losing to a last minute penalty at home to Stoke 4=3 is worthy of a bit of a chuckle

They'll be talking about that for weeks now!!

here we are on a semi final game and I can here the Everton fans singing about Gerrards slip what a bunch of mongs