The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

Deluded fool, and it's 'til, not till.

https://twitter.com/ColeFlash/status/743027956864458752

They're going to get beat on the first day of the season, what a tit he is They're going to get smashed in those last couple of months with that fixture list.

They should be sorting out the wooden floors before they start putting tung and groove up.

The echo reporting they're going to go in for nani, they better f**king not bring that shitebag back into this country.

They Mean Nani as in Granny in order to entice Shrek back before he retires !!

What position does she play?

VERY versatile I'm told, best up top but not adverse to going down in the box now and again!

Yup, I heard she was amazing at bringing up the rear and getting in the hole.

I heard that she holds the ball(s) up well but is reluctant to release them early!                                                                   

Few people in work not too happy about the colour scheme of their latest produce.

Few people in work not too happy about the colour scheme of their latest produce.

That pattern on the sleeves on the t-shirt is horrible.

What position does she play?

in the hole ?

Few people in work not too happy about the colour scheme of their latest produce.

Let me guess supposedly salmon pink.

Doubt that "Redshite" stuff will sell well

was a guy wearing a blueshite baseball cap on the bus tonight,don't see em that often here,i laughed.

Few people in work not too happy about the colour scheme of their latest produce.

wow 

They are turning RED now   

Aren't these supposed to be rich now? All very quiet from the bitters this Summer. Selling John Stones for 50mill might be some of the best business this Summer however.

wow 

They are turning RED now   

maybe the new owners got the wrong club

Martinez has just been appointed manager of Belgium.

Wot.

Martinez has just been appointed manager of Belgium.

Wot.

Was just about to post this too.

Definitely a surprising move.

I didn't really expect him te be our next manager, but at least they did not put Van Gaal in charge. That's a relief...

The Belgian FA really don't like their national team do they. Wow. Terrible appointment.

The Belgian FA really don't like their national team do they

Thank F**k (for FSG's sake) Martinez turned their job offer down... we wouldn't want anyone accusing them of the same thing; would we?

Thank f**k (for FSG's sake) Martinez turned their job offer down... we wouldn't want anyone accusing them of the same thing; would we?

We had a lucky escape with there Mouse,we could of really been in the sh*te if he had been  our manager.

We had a lucky escape with there Mouse,we could of really been in the sh*te if he had been  our manager.

"Luck" is the word alright Billy and blind F***ing "luck" at that; when you remember that FSG were "always going to ask Kenny to stand down when the right man came along". That "right man" was Martinez, then, when he fu**ed FSG off, they settled on Brendan Rodgers.

It's hard to mock the Belgium F.A. without realising that FSG wanted exactly the same for us. 

"Luck" is the word alright Billy and blind f**king "luck" at that; when you remember that FSG were "always going to ask Kenny to stand down when the right man came along". That "right man" was Martinez, then, when he fu**ed FSG off, they settled on Brendan Rodgers.

It's hard to mock the Belgium F.A. without realising that FSG wanted exactly the same for us. 

if they think that Martinez was the right man as apposed to Kenny they need locking up but then again .
Martinez is another modern coach with all the qualifications and the media training inother words a bullshitter who has no record of success to talk about.

https://twitter.com/theawayfansvids/status/760942714166935552

Bye-bye Stones, although they definitely saw City coming selling him for that price!!