The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

 

Christmas ruined, hahaha

I've heard Everton fans on 5 Live & Talk Sport go on about Lukaku not doing quite enough etc. but they've scored just 21 goals this season and he has 9 of them; that's 42.8% of their goals.

2nd - Coleman - 3 goals
3rd - Barkley & Barry - 2 goals
4th - Williams, Baines, Bolasie & Mirallas - 1 goal

Compare that to us:

1st - Mane - 8
2nd - Lallana - 6
3rd - Coutinho, Firmino & Milner - 5
4th - Origi - 4
5th - Can - 3
6th - Lovren - 2
7th - Matip, Wijnaldum & Henderson - 1

On GOT they've called us "absolutely terrible", "dog sh*t", "not good enough for top 4" yet we've scored 20 more goals, conceded 1 less and are 14 points above them .

I've heard Everton fans on 5 Live & Talk Sport go on about Lukaku not doing quite enough etc. but they've scored just 21 goals this season and he has 9 of them; that's 42.8% of their goals.

2nd - Coleman - 3 goals
3rd - Barkley & Barry - 2 goals
4th - Williams, Baines, Bolasie & Mirallas - 1 goal

Compare that to us:

1st - Mane - 8
2nd - Lallana - 6
3rd - Coutinho, Firmino & Milner - 5
4th - Origi - 4
5th - Can - 3
6th - Lovren - 2
7th - Matip, Wijnaldum & Henderson - 1

On GOT they've called us "absolutely terrible", "dog sh*t", "not good enough for top 4" yet we've scored 20 more goals, conceded 1 less and are 14 points above them .

They love it mate.  They've made it their lifes work to compare everything to us and to convince themselves that they're superior in every way.  Their idea of being superfans is being the biggest and bestest at deriding us, they spend more time thinking about and talking about us than they do their own team, players and club.

They really are a bitter and sad bunch of fans that have put their hatred of us over their passion and love for their own City and that for me is unforgivable. 

To hear "that" song being sung in Liverpool, by Liverpool people was just sickening to hear.

Agree with you Debs I remember banners being carried round Goodison saying "LFC fans thank EFC fans" or something similar.

I was at the Wembley cup final both mixed together chants of merseyside being sung loud.

I found last nights Manc song to be appalling and I'm not from the area so I find it even stranger as to why they would sing it.

So they're still in the Liverpool senior cup,right?

Must be great being an Everton player. No cups now, they can just play one game a week and relax in Sofa's and Jacuzzi while we go win the EFL and FA cup.

Well done to our favourite bitters today, one for a team with limited resources smashing a team who have spent over £1.2 BILLION over 8 years but more importantly giving this young Sunderland child a chance of life  and being the mascot today, absolutely fantastic

I got a lift from a friend's husband today, and he had Talksport on the radio. They were talking about owners and Jim White thinks the Everton owner is fantastic and Everton are going to be the next Chelsea. It was nauseating, the man is obsessed with Moshiri. He must be on the payroll, either that or Moshiri knows some of his guilty secrets.

I got a lift from a friend's husband today, and he had Talksport on the radio. They were talking about owners and Jim White thinks the Everton owner is fantastic and Everton are going to be the next Chelsea. It was nauseating, the man is obsessed with Moshiri. He must be on the payroll, either that or Moshiri knows some of his guilty secrets.

You have my sympathies having to listen to that shitty radio station. Me, I'd rather walk than have to listen to TalkShite.

Oh dear all the wives and girlfriends in the blue end of the City beware tonight!

https://twitter.com/_pauljoyce/status/841695439061676032

Great trolling Carra 

https://twitter.com/Carra23/status/841696668856811520

Oh dear all the wives and girlfriends in the blue end of the City beware tonight!

https://twitter.com/_pauljoyce/status/841695439061676032

Strange timing.

Personally think he will be back at the Chavs next season. Costa will be back off to Spain as Griezemans replacement.

https://twitter.com/barryefc/status/845263543041691648

Delusional little knob head.

Strange timing.

Personally think he will be back at the Chavs next season. Costa will be back off to Spain as Griezemans replacement.

If atletico get their transfer ban overturned

My only complaint about everton's new ground is that it isn't further away, say the middle of the Atlantic

Funny listening to the blueshite wankers going on about it on before the announcement, with all the talk of 55,000 capacity and how it would be bigger than Anfield, then being really strangely quiet after the announcement was made and only a 50,000 capacity.

I can't wait until it's built and we hear about the first Evertonian to throw themselves in the Mersey after they've had a twatting.

Funny listening to the blueshite wankers going on about it on before the announcement, with all the talk of 55,000 capacity and how it would be bigger than Anfield, then being really strangely quiet after the announcement was made and only a 50,000 capacity.

I can't wait until it's built and we hear about the first Evertonian to throw themselves in the Mersey after they've had a twatting.

No doubt if one of the blueshite tried to throw himself in the Mersey he would probably miss

Blue Joe up to his tricks yet again...

Funny listening to the blueshite wankers going on about it on before the announcement, with all the talk of 55,000 capacity and how it would be bigger than Anfield, then being really strangely quiet after the announcement was made and only a 50,000 capacity.

I can't wait until it's built and we hear about the first Evertonian to throw themselves in the Mersey after they've had a twatting.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-39419843

The Stadium-on-the-Mersey looks like a none-starter, researchers at Manchester University have warned the proposed site could be under-water in less than a century because of global-warming.

The bitters as is their way, would blame LFC for them sinking without trace - again.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-39419843

The Stadium-on-the-Mersey looks like a none-starter, researchers at Manchester University have warned the proposed site could be under-water in less than a century because of global-warming.

The bitters as is their way, would blame LFC for them sinking without trace - again.

Or it'll be another Everton first moment - first team to play league games underwater.

Or it'll be another Everton first moment - first team to play league games underwater.

Soon to announce their secession from the Premier League to join the Atlantis League.