The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

It still doesn't change the fact that Anfield is bigger and better. They can cover their ears all they like it still doesn't change the fact that they're the porky cheese smelling virgin crying into his pillow as he wa**s furiously into his sock and we're next door shagging the girl they've had a crush on their whole lives. Pathetic, they'll forever be in our shadow.

Ahhh, but they are going to get a brand new, shiny 60000 seater, super duper stadium, right next door to
the Sewage Treatment works!! It will certainly be shiny, but it will also be very, very stinky! I hear there are plans to place a gas mask under every seat!     

Chavs derailed  them today .

As that girl used to say on Top of The Pops-I'll give it five.What a pathetic effort from Everton

Honest.

https://twitter.com/ronaldkoeman/status/795005903229620229

https://twitter.com/mirrorfootball/status/794980204691288064

https://twitter.com/mirrorfootball/status/794980204691288064

I spat my drink out laughing!

Well and truly battered by Chelsea. Hazard is absolutely unplayable in such form..quality play from them and they look a solid unit.

To think some were tipping them for the title! Everton were so bad today, I actually felt sorry for them.
Chelsea were very good, but let's face it they had no opposition, and could have won 10-0.

I'm not sure how to take this. They look like a Semi-pro team on a day out.

https://twitter.com/jankluit/status/794554990840913920

DanMann was spot on in the Premier League thread. It was like the Bitters didn't want to see us near the Top so let the Chav cu*ts thrash them just to stuff us up.

Didn't work you Bitter cu*ts. You are just sh*t!

I'm not sure how to take this. They look like a Semi-pro team on a day out.

https://twitter.com/jankluit/status/794554990840913920

Well...aren't they?

Roy Keane being Roy Keane in Everton's direction:

https://twitter.com/90thMin/status/796015989683081218

Roy Keane being Roy Keane in Everton's direction:

https://twitter.com/90thMin/status/796015989683081218

Haha ouch.

As Everton manager, how do you placate your own fans who are restless after their abhorrent performance at the weekend? You tell a magazine that your best player is too good for Everton and that he should move onto a bigger club.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37928353

Ooops.

As Everton manager, how do you placate your own fans who are restless after their abhorrent performance at the weekend? You tell a magazine that your best player is too good for Everton and that he should move onto a bigger club.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37928353

Ooops.

I think he fancies his chances of taking over from Wenger and is laying the groundwork for Lukaku going with him.

Outplayed by Southampton both statistically and on the ol' watching the F***ing game test. Wonder if Koeman regrets leaving Southampton for the gargantuan football club that is Everton.

Heard radio Merseyside news bulletin at twelve that the manager had put up a picture wishing everyone a happy christmas apparently it had a Lott of red on it he received that many complaints about it, he had to change it, and said something along the lines of the are more important things in life, bitter twisted bas**rds

https://twitter.com/_pauljoyce/status/805851744395739136

Heard radio Merseyside news bulletin at twelve that the manager had put up a picture wishing everyone a happy christmas apparently it had a Lott of red on it he received that many complaints about it, he had to change it, and said something along the lines of the are more important things in life, bitter twisted bas**rds

Haha even the manager thinks they are bitter haha

Haha even the manager thinks they are bitter haha

Think he also added 'I like red wine too' in a 'go F**k yourself' tone.

Watford 3-1 up

Watford 3-1 up

3-2

3-2