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      The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

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      HUYTON RED
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #943: Jun 11, 2009 12:05:44 pm
      Bill Kenwright has just announced a late bid for what would have been a club record £46m to tempt Ronaldo to Goodison.

      He also revealed he offered Kaka £36m yesterday!

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #944: Jun 11, 2009 05:21:16 pm
      I thought he tried to lure Ribery to Goodison for £50m!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #945: Jun 13, 2009 04:19:08 pm
      Letter in today's Footie Echo


      WHO does this Rafael Benitez think he is, saying that Liverpool is the heart of the city?

      That may apply in Dublin, Oslo, London and Baghdad, but not in this city.

      Just look at Pinehurst Road, Priory Road and even outside churches right down to Utting Avenue and Townsend Avenue.

      Ask any taxi driver who will tell you when Liverpool are at home all they pick up are people from outside the city, but when the Blues are at home they say it’s all local people.

      Try and get a hotel in Liverpool when Liverpool are at home – it’s impossible.

      John Murray, Anfield



      Get used to it nobheads - Liverpool Football Club: The Heart Of The City!
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      Reply #946: Jun 13, 2009 04:52:03 pm
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      Reply #947: Jun 13, 2009 08:41:40 pm
      Everton never mention the 10,000 empty seats they fail to fill every game with local people.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #948: Jun 14, 2009 11:23:13 am
      Letter in today's Footie Echo


      WHO does this Rafael Benitez think he is, saying that Liverpool is the heart of the city?

      That may apply in Dublin, Oslo, London and Baghdad, but not in this city.

      Just look at Pinehurst Road, Priory Road and even outside churches right down to Utting Avenue and Townsend Avenue.

      Ask any taxi driver who will tell you when Liverpool are at home all they pick up are people from outside the city, but when the Blues are at home they say it’s all local people.

      Try and get a hotel in Liverpool when Liverpool are at home – it’s impossible.

      John Murray, Anfield



      Get used to it nobheads - Liverpool Football Club: The Heart Of The City!

      I think that optimises the point that the sh*te are a local football team based in the parish of Everton, and Not the BIG team they claim to be.

      You can not have it both ways Mr Murray, be a big club and have NO fans from outside the area. Dickhead.

      Another point. When your team is playing at home, the only people who Taxi's pick up are "local" people...LAZY bas**rds. Walk you fat fuckers if your local.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #949: Jun 14, 2009 11:39:48 am
      Letter in today's Footie Echo


      WHO does this Rafael Benitez think he is, saying that Liverpool is the heart of the city?

      That may apply in Dublin, Oslo, London and Baghdad, but not in this city.

      Just look at Pinehurst Road, Priory Road and even outside churches right down to Utting Avenue and Townsend Avenue.

      Ask any taxi driver who will tell you when Liverpool are at home all they pick up are people from outside the city, but when the Blues are at home they say it’s all local people.


      Try and get a hotel in Liverpool when Liverpool are at home – it’s impossible.

      John Murray, Anfield



      Get used to it nobheads - Liverpool Football Club: The Heart Of The City!

      What he failed to say is all the local people the cabbie picks up when the bitters are at home, are going to the cinema!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #950: Jun 14, 2009 01:41:15 pm
      Well John Murray what you are saying is Liverpool is a vibrant succesful World renowned club with supporters prepared to travel many  miles to see them.Everton on the other hand is a team with little or no success over the last 20 years and is followed by very few people even locals of which I am one.The taxi drivers no doubt hate it when Everton are at home as very few supporters have mastered the very difficult task of hailing a taxi.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #951: Jun 14, 2009 02:20:46 pm
      I think that optimises the point that the sh*te are a local football team based in the parish of Everton, and Not the BIG team they claim to be.

      You can not have it both ways Mr Murray, be a big club and have NO fans from outside the area. Dickhead.

      Another point. When your team is playing at home, the only people who Taxi's pick up are "local" people...LAZY bas**rds. Walk you fat fuckers if your local.

      Very well said, sir.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #952: Jun 14, 2009 02:44:55 pm
      :lmao:

      My evertonian mate just emailed me saying 'OMG, Liverpool sign Bent' with this link:

      http://followeverton.com/2009/06/14/liverpool-sign-bent/
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      Reply #953: Jun 14, 2009 03:21:07 pm
      I've just spent 5 mins on their website. I feel kind of sorry for them now.I think for everyone concerned its going to be better when they move to  Kirkby.
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      Reply #954: Jun 14, 2009 06:37:59 pm
      :lmao:

      My evertonian mate just emailed me saying 'OMG, Liverpool sign Bent' with this link:

      http://followeverton.com/2009/06/14/liverpool-sign-bent/

      :D :D :D
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      Reply #955: Jun 14, 2009 06:53:05 pm
      :lmao:

      My evertonian mate just emailed me saying 'OMG, Liverpool sign Bent' with this link:

      http://followeverton.com/2009/06/14/liverpool-sign-bent/

      Follow Everton is the name of the website, and there they are, posting about Liverpool.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #956: Jun 14, 2009 07:25:47 pm
      Follow Everton is the name of the website, and there they are, posting about Liverpool.

      Pot? Kettle?

      We can't say much about that when this thread about them has close to 1,000 posts!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #957: Jun 15, 2009 01:02:29 am
      Tell me ma, me ma



       :lmao:
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      Reply #958: Jun 15, 2009 01:15:36 am
      :lmao:

      My evertonian mate just emailed me saying 'OMG, Liverpool sign Bent' with this link:

      http://followeverton.com/2009/06/14/liverpool-sign-bent/

      It is as well ;)

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #959: Jun 19, 2009 02:22:50 pm
      New Everton DVD, you know after their comemerative Dan Gosling DVD! ::)

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #960: Jun 19, 2009 02:38:42 pm
      'Tony Hibbert: Full commentary on his second half bath'

      :lmao: :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #961: Jun 26, 2009 12:20:07 pm
      After the Echo did their best to bullshit up Everton's pre-season friendly in Ghana, they have announced they have had to cancel the fixture, because their opponents could not fulfil the fixture.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #962: Jun 26, 2009 03:21:27 pm
      World wide appeal you cant beat it.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #963: Jul 06, 2009 01:12:04 pm
      Peterlin set to join Toffees

      American midfielder Anton Peterlin has spoken of his excitement as he prepares to move to Everton.

      The Toffees are expected to confirm the signing of the 22-year-old later on Monday after he impressed during a trial period last season.

      Peterlin would become "The Chosen One"' first summer acquisition and he is relishing the prospect of playing in the Premier League.

      "I am not sure how often miracles happen, but I will not squander this opportunity," he said.

      "The trial period I was there was great. To play alongside some great names like Phil Neville, Tim Cahill and Tim Howard was an experience.

      "Their poise on the ball was terrific and they demand the highest level out of your play every time out."


      Peterlin has been plying his trade with Ventura County Fusion, who play in the fourth tier of US football.

      But he still managed to make a positive impact with his performances in training.

      Manager "The Chosen One" stated: "Anton really impressed myself and the coaching staff with his attitude and undoubted ability."


       :laughing-smiley-014:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #964: Jul 06, 2009 01:57:19 pm
      :lmao: :lmao: They signed a hack from a 4th division American side!!!!!

      Moyes: 'Undoubted ability'

      F**k me, David. Your a w**ker.

      PS: Is there a source?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #965: Jul 06, 2009 02:02:30 pm
      Quote
      PS: Is there a source?

      Who cares its the bitters and its funny.
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