Daniel Sturridge (Contract Expired)

Daniel getting ready for training this morning. 

I hear Daniel will be ready for England's next friendly...

Daniel getting ready for training this morning. 

Bwahahahahahahahaha

Daniel getting ready for training this morning. 

Still need to cover his head though!

Daniel getting ready for training this morning. 

Its Photoshop. You can say by looking at his nail.

I hear Daniel will be ready for England's next friendly...

Anything can happen between now and March.

That's the two lads down the local Ladbrokes.

Sticking a few quid on Champions League qualification.

I hear Daniel will be ready for England's next friendly...

I know its a joke but  urghhhh F***ing Engerland 

I would be so happy if he quit playing for England. Never gonna happen I know...

It's just not a f**king coincidence he gets shipped back all broken so often when playing for England. It's plain mishandling on their end. Then the clowns just wash their f**king paws and just sit on their fat asses waiting for the club to get him back in playing shape.

I swear to god I will hunt the old owl in his own forest naked with a longbow and I will shoot him down and I won't even eat him just leave him there to rot if Danny gets injured again under his command.

Last injury as I recall was on club rather than country duty?

Last injury as I recall was on club rather than country duty?

The F***ing carry on with the laughingly titled England manager ensures our lads come back crocked.
His judgement is acknowledged to be fu**ed while the squad he has to juggle is pathetic, due in no small part to players crying off on the instructions of their boss or for the most trivial injury.
A comedy of errors courtesy of Roy Hodgson.

Is he back tonight or what?

Is he back tonight or what?

Or what

When is this player coming back??

When is this player coming back??

Back in light training....first appearance could be the return leg at the Bridge next week.

Back in light training....first appearance could be the return leg at the Bridge next week.

That would be good.
Give mourinho something extra to think about, like even more pace, and a 2/3 pronged attack with Sterling and Gerrard.

Guys, I wonder if we could get this little ditty idea to give our super Sterling a boost.

Does anyone know the famous Dolly Parton song 'Jolene'. Youtube it if you don't.

It goes:  "Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jol-eee--ene
I'm begging of you please don't take my man;
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jol-eee--ene;
Please don't take him just because you can"

Here's my suggestion: Could we amend the words accordingly to:

"Sterling, Sterling, Sterling, Sterrrr-liii--iing
I'm begging of you please take on your man;
Sterling, Sterling, Sterling, Sterrrr-liii--iing;
Please take him on, just because you can"

What do you think? Can somebody take the lead and get this one going on the Kop . . . ?

What's this have to do with Sturridge again?

What's this have to do with Sturridge again?

My mistake, merged to wrong thread. 

Sorted: 

My mistake, merged to wrong thread.

 

Old age mate.

Studge is edging closer to a return and posted on Instagram yesterday showing him with fellow striker Mario Balotelli he wrote ''My man! We're gonna be linking up soon!''. 

Studge is edging closer to a return and posted on Instagram yesterday showing him with fellow striker Mario Balotelli he wrote ''My man! We're gonna be linking up soon!''. 

When the F**k is he going to play again - 5 months out with a damaged thigh wasn't it?