So, Mario Balotelli. Cards on the table I was all over us signing him, advocated it for weeks beforehand and consider myself a bit of an advocate. So what of him so far?Well, he hasn't done too badly all in all in my opinion, by and large reasonably good. The feeling remains though that there is a massive amount that we aren't seeing from him as a footballer, and whether that's because he looks better than he actually is/his attitude is holding him back/we aren't using him properly is up for debate I reckon.
Firstly the "attitude" thing. He's kind of put a shift in although it obviously doesn't come naturally to him, he's kind of looked up for it, and he's kind of managed to avoid the urge to kick someone in the bollocks when they're winding him up. For that we are all eternally grateful Mario, but there ought to be much more to come than that. His warm up before he came on last night for instance was an utter disgrace, and if I'd been Brendan and if Rickie Lambert hadn't have badly needed rescuing, I'd have sat him back down on his @rse sharpish. Whether or not he feels that from a cardo-vascular point of view he needs to warm up, he ought to be big enough and daft enough to realise that him sprinting up and down the line and looking bang up for it would have warmed THE CROWD up, would have warmed his teammates up, and who knows the reaction he got from the stands might have even warmed HIM up a tad as well.
Equally, the Carling Cup maybe a small thing in his life, but there will have been hundreds of kids in the crowd who were seeing their first ever Liverpool game, kids who will remember that day for the rest of their lives. Kids who probably have a Balotelli shirt, who were so much looking forward to seeing him play. Kids who got home well late and had to be plonked into bed so knackered were they, bleary eyed for school this morning. Not only those kids, we had two on the pitch who were having the biggest day of their lives too. The Carling Cup doesn't mean nothing to them, it was massive. Mario should recognise that, get off his @rse when he's on the bench and asked to warm up and do it like he means it. Take Lucas Leiva as an example. On his way out as a player but gave his absolute all, he was a credit to himself and an embarrassment to people like me who've given him a hard time. That's what good pro's do, and that applies to postmen(to use Mario's phrase about not celebrating), bricklayers, publicans, whatever. You get off your @rse and you put a shift in.
Now does he look better than he actually is? No he doesn't, I'm convinced that Mario could be a monster. As it is though, if I was playing against him and I was allowed to dictate the way he plays, where he moves to, how he works, then I'm pretty sure I'd have him play exactly as he is doing. I'd want him dropping deep and playing with his back to goal. I'd want him not to be overly mobile, not to run any channels, definitely not to arrive in the box like a wardrobe falling down a flight of stairs. I'd want him to get in the box nice and early when he deems to go there, that way I can fight him, grapple him and hold him. I'd never want him to take the ball on the half turn because that would open up the possibility that he might use his pace and power to go by me. I'd never want him to show for it, half turn then run backwards three or four paces to open the door for a pass. I'd never want him to show short then spin and go in behind, I'd never want him to show for the long diagonal from the full back because I'd worry that he'd beat me in the air and nod it down to an onrushing Sterling or Sturridge. No, I'd want Mario to stay in my line of sight as much as possible. That way I can look over his shoulder, watch him and the ball at the same time. If he does drop, I'd quite like it if possible if he f*ck off right out to the left wing and then have him try a shot from 40 yards through a wall of players.
That's how I'd like Mario to play if I was marking him, and thankfully for centre halves everywhere he obliges. I'd also like him not to ever close me down, and hopefully to kick me in the bollocks if I wind him up, OK so far he's letting me down on that score but he's coming through everywhere else.
Sort it out Mario FFS.
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