Raheem Sterling Song - What Do You Think Of This?

What's up people,

So I saw a post in the Sterling player thread about the lad
upset that he wants a song.

So I got my creative juices flowing and think I've got the
perfect one. Tell me what you think...

Add to it, change it and make it better if you can.

To the tune of scouser tommy (my favourite reds song)

Can I tell you the story of a young boy
Who come up through the Liverpool ranks
To fight for the reds in this country
And also the league of the champs

So they put him in first team eleven
And he travelled to some far foreign lands
When he got back he marched straight into the office
And demanded over one hundred grand

The headlines hit the papers next morning
They were in ev-e-ry f***in one
I remember that poor little raheem
Who was told, no chance lad, just jog on

Un authorized Raheem went on the telly
His agents words rushing out of his head (of his head)
But the fans knew the f**ker was lying (lying lying)
And these were the words that they said...

Oh...I am a Liverpudlian
I come from the Spion Kop
I like to sing, I like to shout
I get thrown out quite a lot (every week)

I support the team that plays in red
And I thought I'd let you know
Any player that fucks with Liverpool
Out the door quick sharp they'll go

We've won the League, we've won the Cup
We've been to Europe too
We played the Toffees for a laugh
And we left them feeling blue - Five Nil !

One two
One two three
One two three four
Five nil !

Rush scored one
Rush scored two
Rush scored three
And Rush scored four!

In all seriousness though shouldn't we have a song for
the lad by now?

Let's try and get him one!

Not a bad crack that!!!... lololo

The lad and a few others definitely need a song.. Nothing shows a player more appreciation then the Kop singing your name I'm sure..

No surprise to me that some of these young lads are quite insecure and need pats on the back quite often..

Regardless to how much players earn, an endearing way to make players potentially play better cant be a bad thing..

Gerrima song!!!!

The only thing I can think of that sounds like Raheem is Joelene....can't name the song but it goes Joeleeen, Joleeeen and I can't remember the rest of the words but it's a pretty well known song.

Maybe we can use the words of that song to conme up with a song for poor left out Raheem!

The only thing I can think of that sounds like Raheem is Joelene....can't name the song but it goes Joeleeen, Joleeeen and I can't remember the rest of the words but it's a pretty well known song.

Maybe we can use the words of that song to conme up with a song for poor left out Raheem!

Decent place to start that.. !! Joelene!!..

F**k just googled it, Dolly Partons song Joelene

I'm half way through rustling up a quick version... lololo.  Might need some help tho.. Every time I attempt to write a line with Dolly Parton on the screen (youtube), a big pair of tits enter my mind and ruin my concentration.. lolo. She's like the ultimate gmilf..lololololo

Err.. Moving on swiftly.. 

The only thing I can think of that sounds like Raheem is Joelene....can't name the song but it goes Joeleeen, Joleeeen and I can't remember the rest of the words but it's a pretty well known song.

Maybe we can use the words of that song to come up with a song for poor left out Raheem!

Bring the guitars, man. I'll bring the angry vocals.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4rYaLBUpLA#

Raheem
Raheem
Raheem
Raheem!!!

Pleading with you. Please don't leave us now!

Raheem
Raheem
Raheem
Raheem!!!


200k From Man City.

Please don't take it just because you can.

Winter Wonderland tune

Sleigh bells ring
are you listening

in the lane
snow is glistening

A beautiful sight
we're happy tonight
walking in a winter wonderland

Sterling Song

Raheem Sterling,
are you listening?

Raheem Sterling
are you ready?

The agent of yours
is a w**ker like mancs
we're waiting for that contract to be signed.

You know what you are
you know what  you are
A greedy littl c**t
Raheeeeem Sterling
That is what you are





Kidding.

pass the dutchie to the left hand side,
who cars aslong as he's not smoking proper smokes and as long as it dont affect him on the pitch. they all did it back in the late 80s and 90s an we had a decent team. maybe we should get the players out on the lash more often seems to work the lad scored lastnight.

I'll go with "Raheem"  to the tune of "Jolene".

Maybe I'd change the last line to "Don't leave us now just because you can."

Up to the Official supporters to get going on it.


Well suggested, Racer.

What about the Laughing gnome

Jolene all day..  You can proper get some passion in that song I'm sure..


Ps, all these "I'm angry with you Raheem" songs are sh*te.. lololol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D57zcFdF0jU#

I know a winger called Sterling,
He plays with really quick feet.
A small and stocky winger,
He really is a treat.

He's to kind for a striker,
He's never does go down.
And when he sniffs the gas,
He's the happiest man in town.

Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ha ha ha ha ha ha.

To the tune of laughing policeman.


I'll get my coat

Your agent said to take the Cash

Raheem
Raheem

So pack your bags and off you dash

Raheem
Raheem

No loyalty in this anymore
Just mercenaries at the core

Raheem Sterling
Liverpool's next to leave

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

#jokes

Kind of

He'll have a song next season from the kop.

It'll go:

YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED AT A BIG CLUB, STAYED AT A BIG CLUB, YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED AT A BIG CLUB.....STAYED AT A BIG CLUB. YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED AT A BIG CLUB. STAYED AT A BIG CLUB.

I remember being at the shed and singing it to Torres who was warming up as a substitute. He didn't like it very much but hopefully Raheem will.

A more apt song for the young man would be
 Leaving on a jet plane
 Dont know if I'll be back again .

Your agent said to take the Cash

Raheem
Raheem

So pack your bags and off you dash

Raheem
Raheem

No loyalty in this anymore
Just mercenaries at the core

Raheem Sterling
Liverpool's next to leave

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

#jokes

Kind of

Brilliant, you can either sing it to the Joelene or even Nando rhythms.

Nando Riddims?

How very Ghetto

How about

"Life could be a dream (Raheem Raheem)..
When you are playing for,
the greatest football team, (Raheem Raheem)..
You get the ball and score
Life could be a dream Raheem."

To the tune of "sh-boom sh-boom (life could be a dream sweetheart)", by the crew cuts.

"One greedy b***ard - there's only one greedy b***ard"

Just sign the new contract and haggle for more money when you're mature enough to appreciate it and good enough to justify it

I'd love it if the Gaffer said

"Raheem, I've been thinking, your performances of late haven't been their usual electric self. I'm thinking perhaps you need a break from the spotlight of the Prem so I've decided to stick you in the reserves for a month so you can get your mojo back.

Now, was there something you wanted to talk to me about?"

Old school

How about,

Raheem Please
Don't leave the reds

Raheem Please
Or we'll come to you in your bed

Sung to the tune of 'Dream Police'