Premier League 2015/16

Sat 8th August

Man Utd v Tottenham

Bournemouth v Aston Villa

Everton v Watford

Leicester v Sunderland   

Norwich v Crystal Palace   

Chelsea v Swansea

Sun 9th August

Arsenal v West Ham   

Newcastle v Southampton   

Stoke v Liverpool

Mon 10th August

West Brom v Man City

Enjoy the new season... be kind.

Nice of sky to televise the stoke match, even though they only chose it in the hope we get beat.

First two televised offerings today, the munters and then the chavs.

A stuttering stream it is then.

Mancs starting with Romero as keeper and Blind as central defender. Hopefully a weakness Kane can exploit.

Mancs starting with Romero as keeper and Blind as central defender. Hopefully a weakness Kane can exploit.

One of the worst Spurs midfield line-up i've seen in a long time.

Media been hyping United all Summer, on paper I don't see much, then again how many times have I thought that. Come on Spurs!!

One of the worst Spurs midfield line-up i've seen in a long time.

I'm not sure what their midfield will be? There's 5 defenders, unless they're playing Dier in midfield. But could also play with 3 central defenders, and two wingbacks. Either way, their midfield last season wasn't any better or worse. Actually, besides Alderweireld their team hasn't improved at all. Very few changes.

I'm not sure what their midfield will be? There's 5 defenders, unless they're playing Dier in midfield. But could also play with 3 central defenders, and two wingbacks. Either way, their midfield last season wasn't any better or worse. Actually, besides Alderweireld their team hasn't improved at all. Very few changes.

They'll play Dier in centre mid, they're not a team that ever really plays 3 at the back.

Let the meltdown begin 

Close for Eriksen!

Scum defence is worse than ours.

Interesting game, footies back n all that

Their goalie is a bag of nerves....

I hope this is the defensive lineup that the scum use all year, they won't even qualify for Europa next year.

Spurs all over the scum so far.

God Romero looks shaky surely you can't carry him as your keeper all season.

God united look sh*te .

Spurs all over the scum so far.

Yup, and this is like their 4th game in 8 days isn't it? Look twice as sharp as Utd!

Their goalie is a bag of nerves....

Glad we signed Bogdan over that guy he looks poor.

They only play long-balls, Spurs dominating the game, should've been 1-0 up.

You have to be kidding me.

Typical United!

Ffs.  Typical scum!

Officials are sh*t as ever.