UNrealistic Expectations For the New Season

Lovren POTY.

Ballon d'Or and all manner of endorsements ring for the man history will now forever refer to as the "Colossus of a cold wet Wednesday at the Britannia."

Joe Alllen joins ZZ top
Jose Enrique gets his own travel show called 'go away Jose'
Gary Mac gets a hair transplant
George Red becomes LFC press officer
Federer posts 3 sensible posts in a row.
Ian Ayre get knighted

A post laced in innuendo makes RedLFCBlood blush with a "too much" head shake.

We'll have a game where every player is praised by everyone on the forum.

Lovren POTY.

Ballon d'Or and all manner of endorsements ring for the man history will now forever refer to as the "Colossus of a cold wet Wednesday at the Britannia."

We'll have a game where every player is praised by everyone on the forum.

Inception.

....... and corbally gets a short reprieve  .

F**k off with that sh*t. Don't even joke about it lest you tempt the lords of fate.



As for the season....

Lovren will score with his forehead or any other body part and finish the season on double figures.

Firmino will share the golden boot with Benteke.

I will take over from the sacked Brendan Rodgers and will duly have a self portrait done, get my teeth whitened, lose my paunch, get a sh*t yet expensive car, get myself a dolly bird (sorry Sam) and go on to lead LFC to a quadruple of trophies, including the champions league after we are given a place in the tournament due to the munters having a manager deemed to ugly for a world wide tv audience.

That'll do pig, that'll do.

F**k off with that sh*t. Don't even joke about it lest you tempt the lords of fate.

I did say short reprieve .

I did say short reprieve .

I s'pose it is the unrealistic thread.

I s'pose it is the unrealistic thread.

Haha it is mate it would be unrealistic to think he would last a week without a warning too .

Haha it is mate it would be unrealistic to think he would last a week without a warning too .

I'm not too sure, he's got some right company in here these days.

I'm not too sure, he's got some right company in here these days.

You're right on that one bud .

Federer will post something positive...

i was going to be specific on players, manager or games but no... anything

1. The backline will look solid and mistake-free for a full 45 minutes.

2. Studge and Benteke will stay fit the entire season.

3. Brendan will go a whole 24 hours without praising someone's "strength of character" in the media.

4. Hendo will pull a Ronaldo and rip the armband off and throw it on the ground after Emre gets sent off for tackling Lovren.

5. Raheem will get Brendan's ex-wifey pregnant.

Twice.

1. The backline will look solid and mistake-free for a full 45 minutes.

2. Studge and Benteke will stay fit the entire season.

3. Brendan will go a whole 24 hours without praising someone's "strength of character" in the media.

4. Hendo will pull a Ronaldo and rip the armband off and throw it on the ground after Emre gets sent off for tackling Lovren.

5. Raheem will get Brendan's ex-wifey pregnant.

Twice.

lmao mate why did you have to add twice

After intervention from Sandra Bullock, who lavishes love and attention on him; Balotelli's mental age rises to 14, he loses the chip on his shoulder and stars in the 2015 remake of 'The Blind Side'.

Mohamed Diame is named 'Championship Player of The Year' - Liverpool F.C. win a bidding war with Yeovil, Wigan and Exeter for his services.

Pedro doesn't get linked with Liverpool F.C. in January.

There will be no calls for Brendan's head when we lose two games on the bounce.

Price Waterhouse Cooper and Deloitte will raid LFCReds forum for new accountants and the 'Brain Drain' will take it's inevitable toll - the forum descends into anarchy as the remaining posters only debate football.

That we win every league match, and we win the F.A.Cup  and the league cup,and we never get beat in Europe .No doubt some one will tell me that we cant expect to win the league cup
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