Everton v Liverpool
I'll bite:
TEAM NEWS
Everton defenders John Stones and Seamus Coleman could return from respective knee and hamstring injuries for Sunday's
225th Merseyside derby.
Muhamed Besic is unlikely to recover in time from a hamstring problem, while Kevin Mirallas is still suspended.
Liverpool striker Christian Benteke faces a late assessment on his fitness, having missed the last three matches with a hamstring injury.
Roberto Firmino, Jordan Henderson and Dejan Lovren remain sidelined.
WHAT THE MANAGERS SAY
Everton manager Roberto Martinez: "If you take the way we have started, we are showing a little bit of form and that could see us as favourites.
"But if you look at it in terms of the amount of money Liverpool spent over the last three seasons, clearly they need to be the favourites and the ones carrying expectations."
"Getting three points would allow us to make a really promising start a really exciting start, and the derby is a fixture in which we want to give our fans a real sense of satisfaction."
Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers: "We will always take the favourite tag. When you are at Liverpool that is what you want.
"It shows you the level of expectancy here as opposed to another club. We are happy to live with that.
"We are only a couple of points from where we want to be in the top four. It is still very early on in the season and we are making progress as we go along and we have some outstanding players to come back into the reckoning."
MATCH FACTS
Head-to-head •Everton have not beaten Liverpool in the last nine attempts in the league (D6, L3). They have not endured a longer winless league streak in this fixture since an 11-match run between 1979 and 1984.
•Liverpool's only defeat in the 17 most recent league meetings came at Goodison Park in October 2010 (W8, D8, L1). Five of the last six games have been drawn.
•The Merseyside derby has produced 20 red cards in the Premier League, more than any other fixture in the division. However, there has not been a sending off in the last eight derbies in league and cup since Jack Rodwell's red card in 2011 - which was later rescinded.
•Everton have not been awarded a penalty in this fixture since David Unsworth scored at Goodison Park in April 2003.
Everton
•Roberto Martinez's side are unbeaten in four matches but have not recorded back-to-back league wins since April.
•Victory over Chelsea in their last home match ended a run of one point from four games at Goodison Park.
•Everton's victory at West Brom on Monday was the first time in 21 years they have come from two goals behind to win a Premier League game.
•The Toffees have scored three goals in half of their last six league games but failed to score in the other three.
•Romelu Lukaku's only league goal at Goodison Park in 2015 was a penalty in the 3-0 victory against Newcastle on 15 March.
Liverpool
•The Reds have only won one of their last eight Premier League away games, scoring just five goals (D3, L4).
•They have conceded nine goals in their last four league games, having kept clean sheets in their opening three matches of the season.
•Daniel Sturridge has scored six goals in his last eight league and cup games against Everton.
•Sturridge has the best goals per game ratio (0.65) of any Liverpool player in Premier League history.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34372497
Knock yourselves out, personally, as things stand, this really is just another game for me.
We win, then all is great and nothing changes.
We get beaten, it's work in progress, and nothing changes.