The World's greatest jobs?

It's nearly the new year and it's time to get that dream job you always wanted.

Post your links to the recruitment/job pages of some of the greatest places to work in the World and let's all get our dream jobs next year.

Me first...

https://www.mi5careers.gov.uk/jobs.aspx

Think there's a few suitable candidates on here for these vacancies:   

http://www.pornstarsjobs.com/   

Think there's a few suitable candidates on here for these vacancies:  

http://www.pornstarsjobs.com/  

MsG. I see someone is after are old jobs.

MsG. I see someone is after are old jobs.

Sssshhhhhh.........don't tell everyone Graham, thought that was our little secret

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P.A for Steven Gerrard! I would even do it for free!

2 greatest jobs in the world - handjobs & blowjobs

Even a man doing those jobs Eddie? 

I would do anything to get free tickets!!  - http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/club/lfcrecruitment/a_index.shtml

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EddieC, you filthy whoer! You might want to rephrase that! 

Presenter on Top Gear! Couldn't find anywhere to apply though, but camera work or assisting would be handy too!

Presenter on Top Gear! Couldn't find anywhere to apply though, but camera work or assisting would be handy too!

You have to be a bit geeky to present on there though don't you mate? Where do we apply?  Top Gear is boss!

You have to be a bit geeky to present on there though don't you mate? Where do we apply?  Top Gear is boss!

I'm the car don! Me mates are sick of it! Pisses them off as I'm the only one yet to pass me test, and I know more than them! I was reading Clarkson books from a young age so I've set meself up well!

Wouldn't be a bad career change though, what you reckon?

Wouldn't be a bad career change though, what you reckon?

As long as you don't turn into the Stig, I'm all for it mate!

The Stig is a legend!!

Crk, send the BBC an email, see if they have any jobs going 

As for me, the best job is to work as an interprter or a translator.I adore foreign languages!!!So I'm often called a foregner in Belarus.
I love to understand what other people want to say(especially).Without interpreters we would never have understood what our foreigners want to say.
I'm always interested in how football players can understand each other without knowing language.It's understood Rafa's desire to bring to Liverpool more Spanish speaking people!It's often fine to understand what foreign people say for the fact you don't look silly in a dialogue.

Crk, send the BBC an email, see if they have any jobs going 

Might do actually! : One of the researcher jobs would be excellent!

As for me, the best job is to work as an interprter or a translator.I adore foreign languages!!!So I'm often called a foregner in Belarus.
I love to understand what other people want to say(especially).Without interpreters we would never have understood what our foreigners want to say.
I'm always interested in how football players can understand each other without knowing language.It's understood Rafa's desire to bring to Liverpool more Spanish speaking people!It's often fine to understand what foreign people say for the fact you don't look silly in a dialogue.

I was weighing up my options as a Spanish interpreter the other day! I'd probably brush up on the conjugations and verb structures, etc but I'm sure I could give Liverpool a hand with David Villa's contract!

Might do actually! : One of the researcher jobs would be excellent!

I was weighing up my options as a Spanish interpreter the other day! I'd probably brush up on the conjugations and verb structures, etc but I'm sure I could give Liverpool a hand with David Villa's contract!

Be lucky in learning Spanish!
I am unlucky in that case cose I was learning only English and French!Russian is no so important in Liverpool now!I would have had a chance if it had been Houller times!

Be lucky in learning Spanish!
I am unlucky in that case cose I was learning only English and French!Russian is no so important in Liverpool now!I would have had a chance if it had been Houller times!

Mi espanol es un poco limitado, pero manejo! Tengo un 'A-Level' en espanol, y mi translacion es mucho mejor que mi abilidad en hablar!

Think David Villa would understand that!

I've only ever had four Spanish lessons, but I'll have a go at translating that.
 
Your Spanish is quite limited, you have an A-level in Spanish but you don't have the ability to translate when it's spoken?
 

I've only ever had four Spanish lessons, but I'll have a go at translating that.
 
Your Spanish is quite limited, you have an A-level in Spanish but you don't have the ability to translate when it's spoken?
 

Nearly Ed! All right except my ability to translate is better than my ability to speak it!

Not bad considering the only words I actually knew were tengo & hablar.

Not bad considering the only words I actually knew were tengo & hablar.

And A-Level :

I'd love to do something with a lot of Spanish involved! It's always good to have another langage behind you though, spreads your horizons a little more!