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      Re: The Official Despise Chelsea Thread
      Reply #2139: Aug 16, 2015 07:04:04 pm
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      Re: The Official Despise Chelsea Thread
      Reply #2140: Aug 16, 2015 07:04:57 pm
      You know things are really bad when a Chelsea fan rings up 606 on 5 Live and demands why Victor Moses wasn't an option today.

      Has to be DanMann
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      Chelsea's bus this evening
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      Re: The Official Despise Chelsea Thread
      Reply #2142: Aug 16, 2015 07:18:32 pm
      I'll give you 100/1 Stu, we aren't that lucky.

      The back pages tomorrow will be full of John terry being subbed at half time rather than their sh*t performance, again.

      Get some balls journalists and call the c**t out.

      Best for all concerned (bar Chelsea) if he stays Ian.

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      Reply #2143: Aug 16, 2015 07:42:44 pm
      Roman wants Chelsea to be entetaining with talented players.Thats not Maureen and they will clash again at some point.Not a chance in the CL with this squad
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      Reply #2144: Aug 16, 2015 08:46:06 pm
      West Brom away next for Chelsea, I hope they fancy their chances and get about Chelsea, I'd literally piss myself if they had only one point from the opening three games.
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      Reply #2145: Aug 16, 2015 08:48:09 pm
      Roman wants Chelsea to be entetaining with talented players.Thats not Maureen and they will clash again at some point.Not a chance in the CL with this squad

      Roman wants Chelsea to be City.
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      Reply #2146: Aug 16, 2015 09:22:00 pm
      West Brom away next for Chelsea, I hope they fancy their chances and get about Chelsea, I'd literally piss myself if they had only one point from the opening three games.
      Would be nice that :-)imagine his scowling face if that was to happen.
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      Reply #2147: Aug 16, 2015 09:22:40 pm
      Federer must be absolutely gutted his beloved Chelsea were humiliated today.
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      Reply #2148: Aug 16, 2015 09:24:33 pm
      Anyway, Mourinho is already complaining about there not being enough transfer funds. Basically wants to rip into Abramovich.

      Abramovich will refuse, the relationship will crumble - again, there will be a mutual termination of contract, while Mourinho goes to Bayern Munich and Guardiola heads in the opposite direction as Abramovich has dreams of 'sexy football' once again.

      As long as the c**t goes, I'm happy.
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      Reply #2149: Aug 16, 2015 09:26:11 pm
      How awesome would it be if the Nazis slipped out of the top 4 this season after being so cocky about the strength of their team last season?
      Dare to dream!
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      Reply #2150: Aug 16, 2015 09:58:17 pm
      Anyway, Mourinho is already complaining about there not being enough transfer funds. Basically wants to rip into Abramovich.

      Abramovich will refuse, the relationship will crumble - again, there will be a mutual termination of contract, while Mourinho goes to Bayern Munich and Guardiola heads in the opposite direction as Abramovich has dreams of 'sexy football' once again.

      As long as the c**t goes, I'm happy.

      Sounds like a very likely scenario to me. Klopp taking over at Bayern instead of Mourinho could be a possibility too.
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      Reply #2151: Aug 16, 2015 10:07:15 pm
      Chelsea fans this evening.



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      Frankly, Mr Shankly
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      Re: The Official Despise Chelsea Thread
      Reply #2156: Aug 17, 2015 09:05:24 am
      What's the difference between a browser and Chelsea FC ?

      A browser has history.

      ==========

      What's the difference between a toothpick and Chelsea ?

      A toothpick has 2 points.
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      Re: The Official Despise Chelsea Thread
      Reply #2157: Aug 17, 2015 09:32:32 am
      Not going to lower myself to post the link but that story which is in the the Irish S** on Sunday (don't know if it's in our version of the rag) where one of Dr Eva's 'boyfriends' alleges that she had sex with a player and was a nymphomaniac is one of the most despicable articles that that rag has ever run. Before anyone asks no I don't read that rag but it was on a spanish newspaper website under the headline 'Eva Camimero had sex with Chelsea players'

      If that is how this pitiful, classless shower of cu*ts go about slurring their stuff then they really have hit rock bottom
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      Reply #2158: Aug 17, 2015 10:51:34 am

      That has to be the most unprofessional match report I've ever seen. Do they let anybody write these up for them? :D F***ing idiots!
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      Re: The Official Despise Chelsea Thread
      Reply #2159: Aug 17, 2015 11:46:48 am
      The perfect result for the deluded tw*ts would be for Roman Abramovich to realise Chelsea FC is a club with no foundation, no history and devoid entirely of class, the impact of him seeing the light would lead Abramovich to think 'F**k this' in Russian of course, exit the club and it's moronic followers.
      Mourinho would evaporate and the deluded tw*ts would blame Rafael Benitez.

      Below is the link that will probably get the circus rolling:

      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/managers/jose-mourinho/11806894/Jose-Mourinho-accused-of-goading-Roman-Abramovich-with-John-Terry-substitution.html
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      Reply #2160: Aug 17, 2015 12:55:37 pm
      Apparently this is the worst start in their 12 year history!  :f_tongueincheek:
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